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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Bought a Burrito with Your Visa · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away. It's another
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties me. I'm hello. Hey, is this Matt? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It is hey, Man. How are you? My name's Doug.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the bartender. Uh god, what's up? You guys? Find
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  Speaker 1: my card? I did? Man? I found it. Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: that's such a relief. I just don't have the time
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  Speaker 1: to cancel it's so sure. Can I come back and
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  Speaker 1: get it to that d I When I used it,
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  Speaker 1: I was surprised that it hadn't been canceled yet, you know. So, Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I gotta hold of you before that happened.
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  Speaker 1: Did you just did you run? You close out the
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  Speaker 1: tab that I had or no? Uh? I had in
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  Speaker 1: my wallet to get back to you, and I was
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  Speaker 1: buying a burrito and actually slid your card instead of mind.
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  Speaker 1: So what, I'll pay you back the five bucks? Sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that? Wait a minute. So for the last three days,
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  Speaker 1: when when nobody could find it at the bar, it
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  Speaker 1: was in your wallet well, I found it and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like I was cleaning up, so I shoved it
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  Speaker 1: in my wallet and I accidentally bought a Brido with it.
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  Speaker 1: And your practice for you guys, and this sounds like,
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  Speaker 1: of course, what do you mean that? Like, hey dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't Matt. I don't want to come off kind
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  Speaker 1: of route here, but you probably should be thanking me
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  Speaker 1: for giving your card back, like I do. I listen,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I absolutely I need to get that back.
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  Speaker 1: I need it back today. But I don't you have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of nerve using the card. I don't you
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  Speaker 1: sound like you think that I did it on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do that on purpose. You did do it
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  Speaker 1: on purpose. You're kind of being about this whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't understand why I'm being it. Listen, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you have? The card? Is it at
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  Speaker 1: the Is it down there right now? Can I come
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  Speaker 1: get it? Yeah, you can come get it whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: Like I figured you would just take the five dollars
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  Speaker 1: out of the reward money and we'd be good reward money.
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  Speaker 1: You are you saying you weren't planning on giving a
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  Speaker 1: reward or anything, because I think that's kind of sucks.
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  Speaker 1: What's the am I the only guy that's ever left
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  Speaker 1: a credit card at the bar before? To somebody? Could
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  Speaker 1: they come and make a rain on you? Guys? Believe do?
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  Speaker 1: Plenty of guys have left their card here and they
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  Speaker 1: always throw us some money for finding it. I figured
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  Speaker 1: you'd be good for at least like a you know,
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  Speaker 1: grant or something like that, and we just take it out. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're out of your mind, buddy. Maybe a got you
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  Speaker 1: a beer or something, but well you can't. I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you your card back. Just come and get it whenever.
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  Speaker 1: But if you must know, if you must know now,
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  Speaker 1: because of the way that you've treated me and I've
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  Speaker 1: found your card, I'm not going to return the PS three.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not What are you even talking about? You bought
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  Speaker 1: yourself a PlayStation three with my credit card? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: there's no reward. There's no reward. That's three or fifty
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  Speaker 1: bucks for me, mass and mind were leaving my credit
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  Speaker 1: card your establishment. You don't get to just say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I get free whatever free I want. You can't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat your assyeah. Why you're gonna return that PlayStation? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm a shirk, you're gonna Yeah, you're kind of
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  Speaker 1: being a jerk about this whole dollars from me. You're
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  Speaker 1: kind of being a jerk about this whole thing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't being a jerk because I don't find like people
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  Speaker 1: stealing from me. I don't like people and whying to me.
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  Speaker 1: I called down there days ago and say no, I
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  Speaker 1: nobody's ever seeing the car. Oh meanwhile, you're up five
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  Speaker 1: burritos in PlayStation. All right, just hear me out for
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  Speaker 1: a second. What if you me and your buddy Kevin,
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  Speaker 1: I'll get together and play the PS three as friends.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you even bring up Kevin? How do you
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  Speaker 1: even know Kevin? Oh that's simple, because he emailed me
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  Speaker 1: to call you. What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Because this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god, Kevin said that
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  Speaker 1: he has your credit card and you wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh god, Oh my gosh, you guys
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  Speaker 1: are Oh my god, you need to relax. It sound
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  Speaker 1: like your head was about to explode. Relax. I almost
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  Speaker 1: my pants there week up every morning with tuble Funk
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  Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On Reuven ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five