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Phone Tap PODCAST: Cartel Coffee · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: time for your free money phone tap. And I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you've seen this before. Those clips were TV reporters ambush
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  Speaker 1: people by running up and shoving a microphone in their
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  Speaker 1: face and then asking them do you still support drugs
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  Speaker 1: for kids? Wait? I mean are they sick of? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of drugs are? Yeah? Maybe I don't know? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, I mean what do you mean still? Yeah? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In those situations, there's literally no good answer that they
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  Speaker 1: could possibly give. Well, today, our own Jose poses as
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  Speaker 1: an investigative reporter. Oh no, and he demands answers from
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  Speaker 1: a local business owner about a juicy scandal that's been
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  Speaker 1: going on. How will the guy react to these wild accusations?
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling not well. Probably not. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: find out in your brand new phone tap. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffreys sweet money phone taps only on
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  Speaker 1: Luva ninety two point five. You're a chance to win
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  Speaker 1: five bucks coffee. How can I help you today? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Hank Show, the owner of coffee right here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's you, okay, cool? Hey. My name's Ed Daniels.
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  Speaker 1: I work for Candide Television as a reporter. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have a moment to talk? I sure do. What's this about?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you about that in just a second. We
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  Speaker 1: are live in three two one. This is Ed Daniels
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  Speaker 1: on the phone live with Hankshaw, the owner of the
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  Speaker 1: controversial new coffee shop in town called Coffee. Hank, there
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  Speaker 1: have been rumors that the coffee beans you are using
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  Speaker 1: are coming from countries that are run by cartels. Can
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  Speaker 1: you confirm? Excuse me, we need an answer here, Hank,
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  Speaker 1: you previously did consent to this conversation? Consent to what conversation?
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like this coffee store owner isn't ready to
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  Speaker 1: spill the beans. This is Ed Daniel's reporting live back
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  Speaker 1: to you in the studio. Wait, what what's going on
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  Speaker 1: right now? We're out? Oh man, good job, man, that
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  Speaker 1: was good. Wait wait, what kind of news is this?
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  Speaker 1: The news about your coffee shop? You know the local news.
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  Speaker 1: Have you not seen the local news before? Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: watched the local news every night. But I don't use
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  Speaker 1: any coffee beans from drug cartels. What is what is
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  Speaker 1: going on here? Why? Why are you accusing me of this? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Having any other local news stations hit you up about this? No, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, that means I got the scoop. Nice, I'm first, sir.
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  Speaker 1: There's no scoop here. Okay, this is crazy to me
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  Speaker 1: what you're telling me. Right now, we buy out the
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  Speaker 1: coffee being legitimately and we have a lot of happy customers.
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  Speaker 1: There is no news to talk about. My producer is
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  Speaker 1: talking in my earpiece and we need to go live
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  Speaker 1: in three Wait to one, what's going on? Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I've been on the phone with the controversial coffee shop
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  Speaker 1: owner himself, Hank. And Hank, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: know this, but one of your patrons submitted your coffee
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  Speaker 1: beans for lab testing and I just got the report.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. What are you talking about? Report? It
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  Speaker 1: looks like the beans in question are native to regions
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  Speaker 1: around the world where drug lords rain. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? So we now have proof that Hank, owner
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  Speaker 1: of coffee is selling blood beans? Care to comment what
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand? Speechless, just like our millions of viewers.
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  Speaker 1: Back to you in studio and we're clear. Great job, dude, Hank,
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure you haven't done this before? You're a
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  Speaker 1: natural of these interviews, reporter man or whatever your name is,
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  Speaker 1: whatever your credentials are, Daniel, I don't know anything about
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  Speaker 1: blood beans. Okay, there is nothing about blood beans at
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  Speaker 1: my coffee shop. I run a legitimate business and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the about dame you're calling here? All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's let's save it for the interview. Brother.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you don't need to act all dramatic now,
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  Speaker 1: we're not even on air at the moment. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, we're going to talk about this right now.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to call me up and accuse my business
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  Speaker 1: of running an illegal scheme, running with drug cart Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: let me explain a little bit, okay, off the record
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  Speaker 1: between you and me. Sometimes people send in like rumors,
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  Speaker 1: and our job is to follow up on those rumors.
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  Speaker 1: So I got an anonymous tip that your shop has been,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting beans from a questionable manufacturer. Oh, you've
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  Speaker 1: got an anonymous tip So somebody whose name you can't
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  Speaker 1: tell me is telling you that I'd run an illegitimate business.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to tell me? Hold that thought?
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  Speaker 1: Going live again in three, here again live with blood
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  Speaker 1: being Hank on the phone, who has just confirmed with
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  Speaker 1: me off the air that he does indeed work with
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  Speaker 1: cartels to get cheaper beans. What are you doing reporting
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  Speaker 1: the news, sir? Back to you in studio. This is
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  Speaker 1: not news, this is slander, and I'm getting my lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: You actually can't sue me because I'm not a real
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  Speaker 1: reporter and I don't work on the news at all. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm mose from bricking Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a brank phone call on you. Are you getting three?
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  Speaker 1: It's totally a joke. One of your Barsa's Heathers set
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  Speaker 1: you up. She said, you just open up your brand
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  Speaker 1: new coffee shop and you're super stressed this week. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: blood Bean Hank seems amused by the situation. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have any comments, blood Bean Hank, There are no drug
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  Speaker 1: lords here bus week. We do love our coffee. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if we can believe that, But back to
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  Speaker 1: you in studio. Wait, I am in studio look at
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