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Phone Tap PODCAST: Candy Man The Public Defender · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: time Bros. Scrap Boy Jeffrey, and today we're gonna call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's going to a music festival with his
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  Speaker 1: buddies recently. Now that all makes sense to me. On
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  Speaker 1: the way there, they got pulled over, illegal substances were found,
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  Speaker 1: and even though he personally didn't do anything wrong, in fact,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't even know they were in the car at
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  Speaker 1: the time, he still ended up spending the night in jail.
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  Speaker 1: So what's a bigger nightmare than Matt finding out that
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  Speaker 1: Jose Bolognos has been assigned as your public defender? That's
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  Speaker 1: what happened. Oh my god, No brand new phones operate
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  Speaker 1: now the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Luke's Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? My name's Pedro. I'm the public defender assigned
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  Speaker 1: to your case. You're you're my defender? Yeah, here to
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  Speaker 1: save the day. What's up, man, How are you. How's
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  Speaker 1: your day going? Yeah, it's going all right. What'd you say?
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  Speaker 1: Your name was? My name's Pedro Man, but my friends
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  Speaker 1: call me Candy Man. So if you're really one of
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  Speaker 1: my bros, you can just you can call me Candy Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably just go with Pedro all right. Sweet. So, look,
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  Speaker 1: I was just looking over your case, and if I'm
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  Speaker 1: being honest, oh we got a little problem of ruski
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  Speaker 1: right off the bat. What do you mean, Well, I
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  Speaker 1: spilled some mountain dew code red on it, so you
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  Speaker 1: can't read it anymore. You may just want to tell
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  Speaker 1: me what happened? Are you serious? Yeah? I mean I
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  Speaker 1: guess this is like a code red problem. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so anyway, sorry, man, go ahead, tell me what the
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  Speaker 1: problem was. Okay. So my friends and I were driving
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  Speaker 1: to a music festival. Oh, sweet bro, I love music festivals. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're they're pretty great. Cod you look, I'm not that
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  Speaker 1: one right now. Yeah, I'm so. I'm really lucky. So
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  Speaker 1: sorry you were saying. So we didn't get to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: the festival because on our way there, we got pulled
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  Speaker 1: over by the cops and one of my buddies had
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  Speaker 1: Molly on them. Oh bro, what a bomber? Dude? Cops
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  Speaker 1: am I right? Yeah? Wait, you still got to go
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  Speaker 1: and rage at the festival though, right, No, we got arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Why all of us got arrested? Bro? They locked all
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  Speaker 1: you up? Yeah, damn dude, cops suck. But these cops
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  Speaker 1: sound like total buzz kills. Man, that's a bomber. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is a pretty big bummer. Yeah, because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have any drugs on me, but you said mom Molly
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  Speaker 1: though my friend had Molly, my friend in the back seat. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know him. That will help Molly. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like twenty sixteen ish, you know, like there's
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  Speaker 1: way better stuff out there, right Why Colorado cocktails, moon rocks,
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  Speaker 1: soap dope, disco biscuits. Oh man, I'm kind of creating
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  Speaker 1: the disco biscus. I'm sorry. I don't really want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about all the drugs that are at music festivals
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  Speaker 1: or the ones you may or may not have done.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about my pat My point was like,
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  Speaker 1: there's just so much better stuff out there to enjoy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't actually, and that's time to the
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  Speaker 1: point because I've been arrested for drug possession when I
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  Speaker 1: possessed no drugs. Oh so I would really like to
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  Speaker 1: talk about that. Dude. You just made a good point.
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  Speaker 1: You got arrested for drugs that weren't your drugs. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to write that down. Hold on a second. That's
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing, is okay? Well, hold on? That brings
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  Speaker 1: me to another question. Did the dude friend with the
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  Speaker 1: molly did he offer any to you? No? I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know that he had it until the cops. That's cold,
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  Speaker 1: dog Like. I hate it when your homies got some
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  Speaker 1: stuff and then they hide the stash. Right, You're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: share the wealth, bro, Why aren't you trying to taste
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  Speaker 1: the rainbow? You feel me your whole attitude, the gold
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  Speaker 1: cavalier attitude about this whole thing, and really started to
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  Speaker 1: scare me. I think that's I got everything I need.
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  Speaker 1: I already wrote down the most important thing. You said.
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  Speaker 1: They weren't yours, so that should just I think we're
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  Speaker 1: pretty much done here, right, But that's what I told
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  Speaker 1: the police officers and they arrested me. So well, there
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  Speaker 1: is one more thing we can do. I think we're
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  Speaker 1: just going to enter an insanity please here, what are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Like, Oh man, I'm crazy, bro, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, is this really happening an insanity? Please? Well, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you were high the whole time. No, I
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  Speaker 1: was not high. I wasn't even drunk. I was just
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  Speaker 1: rising to a music festival. I can hear the air quotes.
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  Speaker 1: I quote, wasn't high, didn't know anything. That's good. They
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  Speaker 1: talked to you in court, act like that, because that's good.
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  Speaker 1: Cook man. I'm not walking into a courthouse with my
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  Speaker 1: public defender names Pedro the candy man. Okay, that's not happening.
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  Speaker 1: My name's actually jose from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear the relief I'm thinking right now. Oh bro, hey,
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  Speaker 1: look your buddy Max Man. He felt bad that you
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  Speaker 1: missed the festival, so he wanted us to play a
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  Speaker 1: prank on you. Oh my god, my heart is pouting.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, can you give me the digits of
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  Speaker 1: the dude that had the molly? Because I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: some disco biscuits in a minute. I wouldn't know anything
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  Speaker 1: about that, man. I got I'm feeling as tweaked as
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  Speaker 1: I need to right now. Yes, keep that attitude in court.
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  Speaker 1: Bro wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties point five