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Phone Tap: Trick or Traumatize · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do u I away now offering free
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy away. Does anyone here sad
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  Speaker 2: that we're done with Halloween? Oh little, I've been liking
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  Speaker 2: it more and more each year. Well what if I
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  Speaker 2: told you were not quite over it? What if I said,
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  Speaker 2: we have one more prank phone call to me. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a woman who lives in a neighborhood full of
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  Speaker 2: kids running around on Halloween night. In fact, there were
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  Speaker 2: so many who came to her door. I bet she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't even remember my six year old son, who's not
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  Speaker 2: real by the way, I made him up for this call.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna remind her about how she did my
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  Speaker 2: kid dirty. In an extremely awkward, brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 2: right now, I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi is this Mandy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: This is she?
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  Speaker 2: Hey. Uh, I'm David. You don't know me, but I
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  Speaker 2: live a block over and I got your number from
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  Speaker 2: one of your neighbors. I hope it's okay that I'm calling.
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  Speaker 3: Is everything okay?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not really sure because the other night on Halloween,
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  Speaker 2: my kid came home crying from your house.
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  Speaker 3: From my house.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't sure at the time, so I was like, hey, Bud,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong? And he wouldn't tell me. So I took
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  Speaker 2: his little hand and I walked with him back around
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  Speaker 2: the neighborhood after midnight, and on our walk, he stopped
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  Speaker 2: and pointed at your house and he said, there's selfish
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  Speaker 2: bads who lived there. What. Yeah, exactly. I had the
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  Speaker 2: same reaction. I was like what because he normally doesn't
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  Speaker 2: use that type of language.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so confused. I mean we had tons and tons
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  Speaker 3: of kids come to the house. Yeah, Halloween, and we
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  Speaker 3: had tons and tons I mean we even had candy
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  Speaker 3: left over.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that actually makes sense because he told me every
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  Speaker 2: other house people were very generous and they'd give him,
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  Speaker 2: you know, two, three, four pieces of candy, even a
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  Speaker 2: full sized candy bar. But for some reason, he only
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  Speaker 2: got one piece of candy from you.
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  Speaker 3: So it's Halloween, like it's my house. I mean, we
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  Speaker 3: can have discretion on how many candies.
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  Speaker 2: We can give out, Okay, you realize that your neighbors
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  Speaker 2: are very, very generous, and it's not a great look
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  Speaker 2: on you to be giving so much less.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, so I'm not going to do this
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just curious, what is it? Is it because
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  Speaker 2: you didn't like his costume?
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  Speaker 3: This is ridiculous. No, I literally give everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Is it because he had a dumb look on his face?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me because he has that? But I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's adorable. Are you for real?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: His grandparents always mention it whenever they come over, So
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  Speaker 2: this is absolutely like, who are you in I'm the
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  Speaker 2: father of the child you emotionally traumatized on Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not the one emotionally traumatizing the kid. You are
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  Speaker 3: for not feel grateful for what he has.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's my fault that my child was upset
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  Speaker 2: that you didn't give him candy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, You're the only person who I'm hearing from
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  Speaker 3: that had a problem with the amount of candy I
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  Speaker 3: would standing out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, not even sympathetic at all to a crying kid
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  Speaker 2: is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, not or his frigging dad.
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  Speaker 2: Here's how we're gonna make this better, All right.
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  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. Nope, I'm not doing nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Later tonight, I'm gonna dress him up in his costume again,
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  Speaker 2: even though I know we're already a few days past Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna come back on you. We're gonna come back
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  Speaker 2: around six pm? Will ring your doorbell?
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  Speaker 3: Do you hear yourself? First of all, none of that
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  Speaker 3: is happening. I'm hanging up the phone. You're a freaking psycho.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I am not a psycho. I'm a good dad,
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  Speaker 2: and making a call like this is exactly what a
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  Speaker 2: good dad would do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you release have like the father of the year,
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  Speaker 3: don't you.
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  Speaker 2: I was Father of the year actually back in twenty fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: but that was with another family and I ended up
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  Speaker 2: leaving them.
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  Speaker 3: I was what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Look, we're just gonna come over there. You're gonna give
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  Speaker 2: him all of the candy in your house until he's
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  Speaker 2: happy to make it for the emotional trauma that you
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  Speaker 2: have put him through.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know you, and I don't like you.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like me, like you don't like my son's
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  Speaker 2: costume or his dumb look on his face.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even remember your son.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's nice, My kid is so forgettable that you
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  Speaker 2: don't even remember him. Why, maybe he'll tell his therapist
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  Speaker 2: that when he's an adult.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, I love roast beef. So if
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  Speaker 2: you can have like a sandwich ready for me when
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  Speaker 2: we come by, that it'd make me feel better.
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  Speaker 3: You did not just say that. I'm not making you
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  Speaker 3: a damn standwich.
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  Speaker 2: Go buy one from the supermarket and give it to
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  Speaker 2: me that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this conversation is over, and I'm going to call
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  Speaker 3: the police and let them know how that you're harassing
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  Speaker 3: me on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Well when you call him, will you tell
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  Speaker 2: him that you got pranked by a radio show called
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Let them know that.
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  Speaker 2: What Because I'm not really your neighbor, I'm a radio
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  Speaker 2: host and your friend Shlina asked us to prank you.
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  Speaker 3: No way, yeah way, Oh my god, you cannot be.
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  Speaker 2: She said that you both love Halloween and you guys
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  Speaker 2: had a record number of trick or treaters the other night,
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  Speaker 2: so she thought we could mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were making me so angry.
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  Speaker 2: Are you angry because of the dumb look on my
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  Speaker 2: kid's face?
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  Speaker 3: I'm angry.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do about that.
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  Speaker 3: The poor kid, I mean, why that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not he's not real. I made him up.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning
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  Speaker 3: With Pook taps weekday mornings on the Twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning