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Phone Tap: Bank Candy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. It's time for your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And normally if you get a phone call
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  Speaker 1: from your bank, it's probably about them wanting you to
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  Speaker 1: sign up for some extra service or upgrade your account.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still a negative balance, Yeah, alert you about a
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  Speaker 1: problematic transaction something like that. Usually not good. Yeah, we're good.
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  Speaker 1: But today it's none of those things. Instead, the bank
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  Speaker 1: is calling one guy accusing him of one of the
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  Speaker 1: most heinous acts you could ever do while you're inside
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  Speaker 1: a financial institution, and that's taking too much candy from
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  Speaker 1: the free candy ball. How dare he basically did, and
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  Speaker 1: now he's about to pay the ultimate price. In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap, right after this a Hello, Hi, this is
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  Speaker 1: Rachel from bank. I'm looking for John. Yes, it's me,
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  Speaker 1: Hi John. How are you doing today? I'm doing well?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you good? I was just calling
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  Speaker 1: because there is an issue with your transaction. You were
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  Speaker 1: in last Tuesday. I was did my check not clear
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  Speaker 1: or something? Oh no, I'm sorry. All the checks you
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  Speaker 1: deposited cleared. That's good. Then what's the issue? How I
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  Speaker 1: explain this? I mean, at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: I realize you don't work at a bank, but we
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  Speaker 1: do a lot of checks and balances. We check receipts,
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  Speaker 1: we check tills, we go over our teller's work, and
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  Speaker 1: we also check the candy bowls okay. And we noticed
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  Speaker 1: that that day, in particular, John, the candy bowl was
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  Speaker 1: lower than normal. What does that have to do with me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: as you could probably imagine, we have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: cameras in the bank, and so my supervisor took a look,
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  Speaker 1: and I think you can probably guess what they found.
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  Speaker 1: That people take candy throughout the day. Come on, John,
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  Speaker 1: we both know what happened. I really don't understand what
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  Speaker 1: you're insinuating right now. I think the correct response would
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  Speaker 1: be it was me, I took too much candy. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on here? I feel like I'm being attacked here.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone knows. It's like an unwritten rule at the bank.
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  Speaker 1: When you use our services, you're allowed to take a
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  Speaker 1: piece of candy. On your way out. But three pieces
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  Speaker 1: that's excessive. I don't understand. Why would you treat your
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  Speaker 1: customers this way. They're complimentary candy, they are complimentary, but
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  Speaker 1: not stock your underground bomb shelter complimentary. Listen, there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: any sign up that said you can only take a
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  Speaker 1: certain amount of candy. Now, I really don't appreciate that
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  Speaker 1: you're speaking to me. It's interesting without a side. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: else seems to understand the candy rule, okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: think it's actually extremely rude for you to take handfuls
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  Speaker 1: of it. Well in order, if you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: this asinine towards your customers, maybe let's go to another branch.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go to any other branches. We just close
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  Speaker 1: your account. I loving in the twilight zone right now.
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  Speaker 1: Taking candy, Oh my god. I mean we looked at
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  Speaker 1: the tape. Okay, that wasn't your first offense. And you
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  Speaker 1: know the saddest part of this whole thing. At the
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  Speaker 1: end of last week, we were all out of candy
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  Speaker 1: because of you. Right, you're out of candy because I
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  Speaker 1: one person took three pieces of candy. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: that three pieces of candy made a big difference, because
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. A child came in, he
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  Speaker 1: was four years old with a limp, looking for a
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  Speaker 1: piece of candy, and you know what I said to him?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say to the kid with the limp?
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't there, I said, Herman, we don't have any
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  Speaker 1: candy because John took it all. I can't believe you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to guilt me right now with a child a
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  Speaker 1: little limp. You are the worst manager I've ever spoken
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  Speaker 1: in my life. You may be the worst person I've
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  Speaker 1: ever spoken with John, because you know what that little
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  Speaker 1: boy did, Herman. He cried, and you did that. You
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  Speaker 1: made that child's cry, which you're terrible archaic business practices.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened, lady. You know what's going to happen
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  Speaker 1: to that kid. He's gonna grow up. He's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to get a mortgage, no loan for herman,
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  Speaker 1: no ladies, and never going back to your bank ever again.
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  Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't say that, Well I just did. Then
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  Speaker 1: I should probably tell you that this is actually broke
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  Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you talking about this
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  Speaker 1: is a prank. It's not real. Your girlfriend set you up.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the real part is she says you're always
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  Speaker 1: taking an embarrassing amount of candy when you're at the bank. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you ruined any poor or four year
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  Speaker 1: old boy with a limps life just saying I knew
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't real. No, seriously, you need to stop taking
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  Speaker 1: so much candy. I'm going back in there and I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking me wake up every morning with phone taps on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.