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Phone Tap: Wedding Songs and Lonely Dogs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's fun
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  Speaker 1: when a bride gets to go out of town for
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  Speaker 1: a bachelorette party, oh so much. She's drinking, dancing with
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  Speaker 1: her girlfriends, having the time of her life. Meanwhile, the groom,
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  Speaker 1: he's at home plotting something special. Oh sending us an
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  Speaker 1: email to prank his beloved bride to be a gift
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  Speaker 1: on a bachelorette party. He tells us a very important
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  Speaker 1: piece of information, which is, even though their ceremonies less
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  Speaker 1: than a month away, they still haven't picked out their
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  Speaker 1: first dance song yet. So let's step in and help
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  Speaker 1: her out with that. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Daphney. This is what's up. This is Scott.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your wedding DJ from Star Entertainment. Oh Hi, how
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  Speaker 1: are you. I'm chilling. I'm chilling anyway. I went over
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  Speaker 1: the playlist with your fiance. Yeah, he told me that, right,
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  Speaker 1: He did say that. Both of you though, weren't sure
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  Speaker 1: about the first dance song. Yeah. We wanted to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that it's not like your everyday you know, generic
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  Speaker 1: first dance song. We wanted something a little bit different, unique,
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  Speaker 1: been there done that. Don't need to hear the same
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  Speaker 1: stuff over and over again. I got you exactly. I
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  Speaker 1: just went ahead and I picked out something for you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you did, I did. It's gonna be super sweet,
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  Speaker 1: very sentimental. No dry eye in the room. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Picture you and your new husband dancing
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  Speaker 1: me on the mic? Oh? Okay, thank you for coming
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  Speaker 1: to Daphne and Kyle's wedding. We are so happy that
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  Speaker 1: you're here with us today. But even though this couple
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  Speaker 1: is happy, a lot of misplaced dogs aren't. I've abandoned.
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  Speaker 1: They're confused, they're scared. What this sixty three cents a day,
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  Speaker 1: less than a stale croissant. You can help a dog
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  Speaker 1: like Muffin get the belly rubs, an organic kibble that
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  Speaker 1: she deserves, and then I'll flash a photo of Muffin
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  Speaker 1: up on the screen. And everyone's emotional. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: know what. No, no, no, that's not the direction I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking at all. Okay, I'm not clear, uh, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm tugging at the heartstrings of everyone in the room
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, this is our wedding and you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about displaced dogs that you hate animals. No, I love animals, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because you don't want to raise money for them, because
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  Speaker 1: you could with this song. Daphne and Kyle are so
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  Speaker 1: thankful that you could all be here. Your cash donation
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  Speaker 1: into my empty DJ hat will provide treats and tiny
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  Speaker 1: beds shaped like sharks are yoing. Well, some of you
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  Speaker 1: might say, who's a good boy? This is not a
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  Speaker 1: don't give money right here right now? Then, no one is.
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  Speaker 1: No one's a good boy. I am one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: not on board. It's you trying to get people to
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  Speaker 1: give money to get dogs at my wedding. Deaf deaf sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: I need to be honest. My name is Daphnie, not
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  Speaker 1: daf got it. Okay, so daf this is an important cause, Daphne, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: We need to act now before another dog is forced
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  Speaker 1: to wear a Halloween costume from last season. You understand that, right.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't even sound like the dogs you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: are injured or hurt. It's almost like, are they what
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  Speaker 1: out of style? Okay? I don't think you're listening closely enough.
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  Speaker 1: For example, this is Barkley. Oh my god, it hasn't
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  Speaker 1: been petted in over four minutes. You're not listening to me.
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  Speaker 1: He's confused, No, mildly inconvenienced by a squirrel. He just
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  Speaker 1: can't reach. Turn it off. Find it in your heart
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  Speaker 1: and especially in your wallet, to donate to these wonderful dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Tern Daphne and Kyle's first names. Playing the song like
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna convince me to say yes to this, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: every time you play it, it just gets worse. How
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  Speaker 1: is it worse? I didn't even cover the fact that
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  Speaker 1: right now, thousands of dogs are living without artisanal snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said before, the dogs that you are trying
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  Speaker 1: to get help for, they don't need all that joke,
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  Speaker 1: no memory, foam dog beds shop, not even one of
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  Speaker 1: those puppuccino things. You don't need to be doing this
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  Speaker 1: at my wedding. Wow, all right, yeah, I said it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you. It's just your fiance Kyle one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent signed off on this idea and pitched it for
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  Speaker 1: this prank phone call. We're doing what cause you're actually
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  Speaker 1: on the radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. My name is Jeffy. Oh, we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. I'm believable. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking I was insane. Or something like it is
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  Speaker 1: all making sense to you. You are insane if you
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  Speaker 1: don't find it somewhere down deep in your soul to
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  Speaker 1: reach into your pocket and pull out sixty three cents.
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  Speaker 1: A dog named Buster is going a full day without
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  Speaker 1: being walked around the entire block just halfway down the street.
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  Speaker 1: Won't do. Buster deserves better, and Daphne desperately wants you
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  Speaker 1: to contribute everything you have, No I don't. The week
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  Speaker 1: of every morning was Foom Tap Weekday Mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning