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Phone Tap: Crosswalk Toll Fee · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And you know what's the least
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  Speaker 1: fun word, in my opinion? Policy. Yeah, that's a boring word.
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  Speaker 1: If I have to hear, excuse me, sir, it's our
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  Speaker 1: policy that you don't take your shoes and pants off
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  Speaker 1: in the restaurant. Well, that's kind of important. Annoying. Am
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  Speaker 1: I right? So I think I speak for everyone when
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  Speaker 1: I say we need new policies that are fun and different.
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  Speaker 1: And I know one elementary school vice principal who's supportive
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  Speaker 1: of that. And today he's calling a mom to tell
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  Speaker 1: her about his brand new policy that's about to make
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  Speaker 1: life a whole lot better. Not for her or for
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  Speaker 1: her kid, but for the teachers, for sure. In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, who is this?
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  Speaker 2: Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Hi. Sorry, is this Carolyn's mom?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who is this?
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  Speaker 1: This is Vice Principal Andrews from * * * * * * Elementary. Woo!
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I was just jamming.
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  Speaker 2: Out for a bit. What can I help you with?
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  Speaker 2: Is something wrong with my daughter? Oh, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Carolyn's fine. I'm just calling wondering why you're not responding
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  Speaker 1: to my emails or why you haven't responded to the
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  Speaker 1: invoices that I've sent out.
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  Speaker 2: You say invoices? I'm confused about this. What are you
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  Speaker 2: referring to? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know? Well, look, now that I have you
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  Speaker 1: on the phone, at least we could just do it
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  Speaker 1: right here.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So Carolyn's racked up $ 436. 50 this quarter.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa!
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  Speaker 1: So that was due last week. What is this total from?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, $ 430 is a lot, and I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: Been aware of any charges. Correction, correction. It is $ 436. 50
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  Speaker 2: that Carolyn has racked up in crosswalk toll fees. Oh!
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean crosswalk? I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a new policy this year where every time a
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  Speaker 1: student uses the school crosswalk, it's $ 1.
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  Speaker 2: 50.
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  Speaker 1: What? That's during non-peak hours. And then surge pricing happens
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  Speaker 1: within five minutes of the bell. It looks like Carolyn
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  Speaker 1: took advantage of that almost 40% of the time. So
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  Speaker 1: that's why hers is a little bit higher than others.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about the crosswalk, like walking across the street.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: That should be a free service for the children to
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  Speaker 2: keep them safe crossing the street. I don't understand why
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  Speaker 2: the children are being monitored.
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  Speaker 1: Just to be clear, the children aren't paying. The parents are.
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  Speaker 2: Are we paying the crossing guards? Is this paying the school?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I can answer that for you. So a group of
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  Speaker 1: teachers and administrators are trying to raise enough money in
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  Speaker 1: order to get Doja Cat to come perform at the school.
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  Speaker 2: Doja Cat?
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 2: You know this is a voluntary school, right? Like, this
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  Speaker 2: is not.
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  Speaker 1: I know that it's a private concert for the teachers
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  Speaker 1: and the faculty. It's not for the kids.
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  Speaker 2: For the teachers.
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  Speaker 1: The good news is, if we don't raise the half
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  Speaker 1: a million dollars... A half a million? That's what her
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  Speaker 1: fee is. What? If we don't reach that mark, we'll
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: allocate the funds for Hennessy in the teacher's lounge.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Which you probably understand is desperately needed.
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  Speaker 2: Why would there be Hennessy in the teacher's... I don't...
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  Speaker 2: This doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you a teacher?
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  Speaker 2: No, I am not a teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, then you have no authority to speak on what
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  Speaker 1: teachers do and don't do. Because right now, I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you 100%, we need Hennessy.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need Hennessy, especially at school. This is actually absurd.
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  Speaker 1: The way that you're saying it makes it sound like
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  Speaker 1: we're doing something devious.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like something devious. It does. You are trying
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  Speaker 2: to drink at school.
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  Speaker 1: To be clear, the drinking would happen before school and
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  Speaker 1: after only, not during.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that doesn't make a difference.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to spin this into a bad thing like
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  Speaker 1: the PTA tried to do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it is a bad thing. I think
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  Speaker 2: the PTA should be involved. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the crosswalk fees or are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about the alcohol in the teacher's lounge?
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  Speaker 2: I am referring to all of it because none of
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  Speaker 2: it feels safe and none of it feels like... A
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  Speaker 2: private concert with Doja Cat? Like, that shouldn't even be
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  Speaker 2: a thought.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay. Initially, we had SZA on the list.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She got a lot more expensive after her collab with Kendrick. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You can see our predicament.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see your predicament.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I would hate to send you to collections court
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  Speaker 1: over this. That would break my heart.
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  Speaker 2: Collections? that but i'm also happy to fight any charge
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  Speaker 2: y'all are trying to bring because none of this makes
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  Speaker 2: sense and none of this is appropriate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i recently had to send another mom there you
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  Speaker 1: might know her her name's laura what yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You sent laura that is my best friend you sent
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  Speaker 2: my friend laura to collection and i have not heard
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  Speaker 2: anything about this.
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  Speaker 1: Right well she probably she probably didn't want to tell
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  Speaker 1: you because it's all part of this prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: we're doing and she didn't want to tip you off.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I actually don't work for the school. I
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: host a radio show, and my name is Jeff from
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. What?
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke.
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  Speaker 2: This is a freaking joke. Are you serious? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Laura's the one who set you up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm just glad I
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  Speaker 2: was not in public when this happened. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you were, we would have charged you
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  Speaker 1: a fee.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Crooked Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.