Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Release the Kra-Karen
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
- 0:02Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
- 0:09Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
- 0:12Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. In the last few years,
- 0:17Speaker 1: headlines and videos have been popping up everywhere of people
- 0:21Speaker 1: freaking out over bad customer service, throwing fits, throwing burritos,
- 0:27Speaker 1: just going crazy over the slightest inconvenience to their day
- 0:31Speaker 1: of growing. Has it always happened? We just didn't catch
- 0:33Speaker 1: it on video prior to this, you know what I mean?
- 0:35Speaker 1: Like did we not see it? Is that what was
- 0:37Speaker 1: going on cameras on our phones really have changed media.
- 0:41Speaker 1: But what happens when someone has a legit complaint and
- 0:44Speaker 1: they're really nice and polite about it, Like one woman
- 0:48Speaker 1: who just wanted to say, you should probably not allow
- 0:50Speaker 1: bicycles inside the coffee shop because they get mud everywhere.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Well that's a logical. Now that aggressive over the top
- 0:57Speaker 1: attitude with me in your phone tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hi,
- 1:09Speaker 1: my name is Taco Charlton. I'm the manager here at
- 1:12Speaker 1: his coffee. Oh hi, how are you. I'm good. Thank
- 1:16Speaker 1: you for asking. I am calling them because apparently there
- 1:19Speaker 1: was an incident at our location on James Street between
- 1:22Speaker 1: you and another patron. Oh no, I want to follow up.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it an incident. I just got a
- 1:27Speaker 1: message because I thought, man, it's I should be aware
- 1:29Speaker 1: of what happened. Oh okay, okay, maybe we need to
- 1:35Speaker 1: lower our voice a little bit. But I didn't. I
- 1:38Speaker 1: didn't raise my voice. Oh wow. I did not realize
- 1:42Speaker 1: the call was going to be like this. I'm talking normal.
- 1:47Speaker 1: You're acting like I'm freaking out. Well, oh the F
- 1:50Speaker 1: word the word I said, freaking out. They're okay, you
- 1:55Speaker 1: don't have to yell it at me again. I'm trying
- 1:58Speaker 1: to help you. I'm sorry, like I really don't know
- 2:01Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm not yelling. Like you're the only
- 2:03Speaker 1: person that's yelling right now. Okay, you know what, Let's
- 2:06Speaker 1: put all that unpleasantness from earlier on aside. Unpleasantness. Man, again,
- 2:13Speaker 1: the pushpack that I'm getting from you here, it's making
- 2:15Speaker 1: this very difficult. I'm talking to you in a normal voice.
- 2:19Speaker 1: I haven't even told you my complaint. Okay, yes, the complaint.
- 2:22Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'd like to get to here. So
- 2:24Speaker 1: if you please, as calmly as possible try and describe
- 2:29Speaker 1: what happened, and if you could leave out the expletives,
- 2:32Speaker 1: that would be wonderful. Oh my god. Okay, if we
- 2:35Speaker 1: could get rid of the sarcasm too. Okay, you know
- 2:39Speaker 1: what what, I'm just gonna whisper it to you so
- 2:41Speaker 1: you don't think I'm freaking out. Fine, go ahead. Yesterday
- 2:47Speaker 1: I was in line and there was a male cyclist.
- 2:50Speaker 1: It's still too loud, if you could just take it
- 2:53Speaker 1: down a few notches. Oh, yesterday there was a male
- 2:58Speaker 1: cyclist in line with this bicycle. That was very pleasant
- 3:02Speaker 1: and gentle. I enjoyed anything. If you're wondering about the cyclist,
- 3:06Speaker 1: I already checked the hospitals. There were no reports of
- 3:09Speaker 1: any of them passing away. What well, I'm assuming that
- 3:12Speaker 1: you attacked him on the way out of the store. No, No,
- 3:16Speaker 1: that never happened. What are you talking about? Did you
- 3:18Speaker 1: get someone else to attack him for you? Oh my gosh,
- 3:20Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on here. We just considering
- 3:23Speaker 1: you're the rogue attitude that you've been displaying with me
- 3:26Speaker 1: right now, the natural assumption. I haven't told you anything.
- 3:29Speaker 1: I just said that there was a cyclist standing in line,
- 3:32Speaker 1: whoa in front of me? Excuse are you threatening my life?
- 3:37Speaker 1: The same conversation, Oh so now I don't speak English
- 3:41Speaker 1: my heritage. Now, No, I haven't said anything like that.
- 3:45Speaker 1: You want to tell me to go back where I
- 3:47Speaker 1: came from? What? Because I'll have you know I was
- 3:50Speaker 1: born right here on the floor of this coffee shop. Now,
- 3:54Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that okay with you? I don't
- 3:57Speaker 1: even know what to say to you right now. Well,
- 3:59Speaker 1: luckily I know what to say to you, because I've
- 4:01Speaker 1: made my decision. You officially have a lifetime ban from
- 4:04Speaker 1: all of our locations. What we're gonna put your picture
- 4:07Speaker 1: posted up in all of our windows. Oh, you can't
- 4:10Speaker 1: do that. It's done, And if you dare set foot
- 4:15Speaker 1: in one of the establishments, you will be subject to arrest. Sorry,
- 4:19Speaker 1: I haven't even said my complaint. I never attacked you
- 4:22Speaker 1: or yelled at anyone any one. Last thing that I
- 4:25Speaker 1: forgot to tell you is that this is a phone
- 4:27Speaker 1: tap and it's being recorded, and it's going to be
- 4:29Speaker 1: played all over the country on every affiliate. Brooke and
- 4:32Speaker 1: Jeffrey has I want you to know that, oh my god,
- 4:35Speaker 1: what I'm not the real manager at the coffee shop.
- 4:39Speaker 1: My name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Your roommate Liz just set you up for a prank
- 4:43Speaker 1: phone call. Liz said that you complained to the coffee
- 4:48Speaker 1: shop and ask the manager to call you about some
- 4:50Speaker 1: cyclists that was in the store. I did. They were everywhere.
- 4:57Speaker 1: The B word now I'm gonna heard. And that's why
- 5:01Speaker 1: you're banned killing people. Friends, even I have been in
- 5:07Speaker 1: my mud on my shoes, wake up every morning with
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