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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Corn · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And who would you
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  Speaker 1: say is the most awkward person on this show? Me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go alexis really kind of awkward. Yeah, I thought,
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  Speaker 1: hands down me. Oh that's a good point. Yea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you are like I mean in social interactions. I'm definitely
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  Speaker 1: awkward when it comes to conversations sometimes in social situation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and in her personal things. Not easy for me all
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  Speaker 1: the time. But that's why today's call is perfect for me,
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  Speaker 1: because my challenge was to ask a girl out after
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  Speaker 1: revealing to her that I like to go by the
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  Speaker 1: name mister Korn. Now, if that's not awkward, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what is, mister Corn. That's right, I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to make this sexy. Let's see how it goes with
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Celia. Is this her? Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: Celia who's calling. Well you're not gonna believe this, but
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  Speaker 1: it's mister Corn. Say that again. You're talking to mister
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  Speaker 1: Corn twenty eighteen. Um, pretty cool, Huh. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Really, you've never heard of mister Corn?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry I haven't. Okay, Well, you know our town has
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  Speaker 1: a big thing every couple of years, and I want
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  Speaker 1: it a little while ago. I was mister Corn twenty eighteen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why are you calling? You're sure you haven't heard of me?
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  Speaker 1: Because when I want I had a really catchy slogan.
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  Speaker 1: It was all over the billboards, you know. It said
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  Speaker 1: a husk you can trust mister Corn. And my picture
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  Speaker 1: I really can't say that I know. Okay, Well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: remember my catchphrase, Oh no, mama, you forgot to water
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  Speaker 1: the corn. Remember. I really don't have any idea what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about, and I've kind of short on time.
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  Speaker 1: Can why are you calling? Okay? Well, so you know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people know me as mister Corn, but
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  Speaker 1: my real name is Ritchie and I'm a checker at
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  Speaker 1: the grocery store that you go to. Okay, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I saw that you use your rewards card to purchase
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  Speaker 1: some corn from us the other day. So that's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call. Because I'm running for reelection
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  Speaker 1: and I was hoping I could count on your vote
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  Speaker 1: for mister corn. It's time to shuck the vote. Are
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  Speaker 1: you being serious right now? Yeah? I really want to
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  Speaker 1: win again. Are you down to shuck the vote for me?
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  Speaker 1: And you're just calling me to ask me to vote
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  Speaker 1: for you because I bought corn at the grocery store. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you're a corn enthusiast, so you'd support mister Corn.
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  Speaker 1: I really wouldn't go that far. I mean, I just
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  Speaker 1: bought some corn, Okay, I mean, I guess I get
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  Speaker 1: that everybody's not as passionate about corn as me. But
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  Speaker 1: I just have to ask you a few corn questions
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, you know, I really don't have.
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  Speaker 1: So do you know if you preferred a hard corn
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  Speaker 1: poor or a soft corn poor? Ah? What did you
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  Speaker 1: just say? It's a corn joke, you know, hard corn,
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  Speaker 1: soft corn. I'm just seeing if it sticks. I really
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  Speaker 1: need to go Okay, No, well, hold on. Just the
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  Speaker 1: truth is, I didn't just look up your rewards card
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  Speaker 1: number because you bought corn. I also thought you were
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  Speaker 1: pretty cute. I saw you in the check outline and
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  Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know, maybe you and me can
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  Speaker 1: shuck it sometime. Oh wow, I know. I know you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking, wow, did mister Corne just ask me out
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  Speaker 1: and you'd be corn popping? Correct? Mister Corne's very interested.
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  Speaker 1: I actually have a boyfriend. No, that's not true, because
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  Speaker 1: mister Corne. Talk to your mom. What. Yeah, she's in
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  Speaker 1: the reward system too. She told me all about you
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  Speaker 1: and how you've been single for at least six months.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, rough breakup with Nathan. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you he doesn't deserve you. I need to go and
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk to my mom. Well, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: there is one more thing. Your mom told me that
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  Speaker 1: I could not believe. Okay, what did she say? She
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  Speaker 1: said you're just the type that would fall for a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? Is that true? Did mister Corne get you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's okay. You can tell mister corn.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 1: can believe it, I'm not really mister Corne. My name's
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  Speaker 1: actually jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was starting to get a little worried. Well,
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  Speaker 1: don't blame me, blame your mom, Kimberly. She's the one
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  Speaker 1: that did this because she said, you hate that she's
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  Speaker 1: been trying to set you up with losers lately. That
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  Speaker 1: was one of the more disturbing instances. Oh, one of
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  Speaker 1: the more like maybe doctor Pickle hit you up. We're
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  Speaker 1: Chef Chicken and Chips. Sounds like mister Corne has some competition.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're getting weird. No, now we are. The rest
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  Speaker 1: of this was normal. Just now it's well, we'll say
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  Speaker 1: it's getting weirder. Okay, that's how mister Corn does it
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On Moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five.