Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder

Transcript

Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, stoner Max is back. Yes, if
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: you don't know him, he's the guy that well, he's stoned.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: He's he's on the Wacky Tobaccy. He's feeling good, but
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: one problem, he's running out of scratch. Needs money and
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: that's why he calls a woman who's a dog breeder
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: and says he wants to be just like her.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Oh so maybe she has.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: A few helpful tips for him. I'm not sure he's
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: actually taking any notes, but he is rolling paper. We
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: know that in your phone tap right.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello, hey, hey, hey, how that worked? Hello?
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Dam I'm sorry?
• 0:56
  Speaker 4: This is I am Max. What's your name?
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: You called me?
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to be Erica and if it's not, I'm
• 1:05
  Speaker 4: gonna hang up. Hey, No, you're not Erica. Your name
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: is Flounder.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: This Eric. How can I help you?
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:15
  Speaker 4: I was given your your digits because I'm trying to
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: work with dogs, like how you do?
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: You're a breader.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a breeder, yes I am, But how can I
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: help you?
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I thought.
• 1:31
  Speaker 4: Like you made bread like for the dogs you know
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: are you.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: The person at cars was gonna call me.
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here's the deal I heard. You can make tons
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: of do if you can get dogs to like hook
• 1:48
  Speaker 4: up and stuff, not like make out, but like more
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: like more bases.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: It is lucrative. But how can I help? Like, what
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: do you need from me? Well?
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: I don't even know, obviously, because these guys they're not
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: doing it at all. Like I tried to put on
• 2:07
  Speaker 4: some music and like set them in you feel me.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: I put on some drizzy some kind of joke or something.
• 2:15
  Speaker 4: No, why do you even think that?
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: How many dogs do you have over there? Uh?
• 2:21
  Speaker 4: There's hold on, only count one?
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: Shit, I don't have this. I don't have time for this.
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: Hold on, I lost count. Stop running around. I'm trying
• 2:33
  Speaker 4: to count you guys.
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: Tell how many there's Like it's a circle of like five,
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: you know what?
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: Maybe I rounded them up. They're all strays from the
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: neighborhood and I saved them.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're on something if I'm being honest,
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: and I really don't have time for this. If you're
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: not being serious about.
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: I am, that's all all that stuff wore off okay
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: a long time.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Ago, right, doing something and you're rounding up straight like,
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: this is not good. This is not ethical breeding.
• 3:05
  Speaker 4: I know I'm new at this, okay, but I only
• 3:09
  Speaker 4: have like two questions.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Google is an app on your phone you can.
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: Sear you hold on, I forgot the first question. Let's
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: move on to this second question. Oh my gosh, number two.
• 3:22
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get him to mate, and it's really
• 3:25
  Speaker 4: frustrating because it's been like at least like four minutes.
• 3:30
  Speaker 4: I gotta be my other job at Taco Bell in
• 3:33
  Speaker 4: like fifteen minutes or they're gonna fire me and then
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: I won't have like a ten percent off. Listen, God,
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: for everyone and the dogs.
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: This is not something that you do in ten minutes.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: This is this is a process. Just takes time.
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: Uh so, like fifteen minutes. Because I call my boss.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: He's pretty cool, Like if I'm late, you need.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: To educate yourself on this. You need to look stuff
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: on the compute. I mean, for goodness sake, go to
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: the library.
• 4:05
  Speaker 4: I think I can. I don't know if they let
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: you take the dogs into the library, though, because especially
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: if they're doing it, you're supposed.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: To be quiet.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: To the library.
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: Listen to this guy, he's not gonna.
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: Be quiet, he's loud.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: Oh you need to go to the library and look
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: it up. Read a book.
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: Whoa ew ew e, I'm supposed to look like that
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: flounder is. It looks like he's swimming, but oh my,
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: that is not the doggy paddle.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: This is the most immature conversation I've ever had with the.
• 4:42
  Speaker 4: It's all good, No, it's Flounder is actually done. That's awesome,
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: and so's the prank phone call. So like all our
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: jobs are complete, I should get raised me.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: This is actually Jose for.
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: The rare show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm
• 4:58
  Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on you.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I was literally about to come through
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: the phone. I'm like, you're an imbecile, Like you can't
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: get any worse.
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: And this your friend Carla set you up, and you
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: must love her because you were so nice to me.
• 5:12
  Speaker 4: I could tell you were like, Carla, I'm gonna.
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a blood pressure peel because you praised
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: my blood pressure for the death.
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: Well it looks like Flounder took some kind of pill too.
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: He's still on my leg.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, Carla, I'm going to kill you.
• 5:28
  Speaker 4: And brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties