Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: JoJo Fro-Yo's Big No-No
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today, we call the owner of a froyo shop, and
- 0:02Speaker 1: she's a very hands on type a personality, always there
- 0:08Speaker 1: making all the decisions on flavors, hiring, firing.
- 0:13Speaker 2: I didn't know if froo shops could be so stressful.
- 0:16Speaker 1: With this lady. Apparently that's the case, except for last Tuesday.
- 0:20Speaker 1: She was sick and hasn't been back to the store
- 0:23Speaker 1: since then, which makes it the perfect time to prank
- 0:26Speaker 1: her with the brand new hire that she did not approve.
- 0:32Speaker 1: His name is Jojo. You're going to meet him in
- 0:35Speaker 1: your phone town right now.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Elizabeth, this is Jojo. I'm so sorry.
- 0:50Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Who is your new employee froyo?
- 0:54Speaker 1: Jojo fro Yo?
- 0:59Speaker 3: I don't of an employee by that name. Are you
- 1:02Speaker 3: sure you had the right number?
- 1:03Speaker 2: Okay, you're funny. I miss you. I haven't met you yet,
- 1:09Speaker 2: and I miss you.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Who are you?
- 1:13Speaker 1: You know?
- 1:14Speaker 3: Jojo?
- 1:16Speaker 2: Sorry I laughed when I'm nervous, but I guess you
- 1:19Speaker 2: were sick a few days ago. So Francine interviewed me.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Francine interviewed. You know, I'm the one who does all
- 1:26Speaker 3: the interviewing of new employees, and Francine did it.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Oh, by the way. Are you feeling better?
- 1:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm feeling better, but I really don't know what's
- 1:37Speaker 3: going on. What is this call about.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Well, Francie she needed a beach day, so she gave
- 1:43Speaker 2: me the job on the spot. And now I'm your
- 1:45Speaker 2: new employee. What but those were happier times. Today I
- 1:49Speaker 2: got in trouble.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Wait what what kind of trouble?
- 1:54Speaker 2: Well, I was working because I'm a good employee.
- 1:58Speaker 3: So you were at the at the store by yourself,
- 2:01Speaker 3: or frand Scene was with you?
- 2:03Speaker 2: Fran Scene was at the beach. Remember I already told
- 2:06Speaker 2: you that she needed a.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Beach day, so she left you at the store alone.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Yeah, she's really nice, very trusting.
- 2:16Speaker 3: She never called me to tell me that she was
- 2:18Speaker 3: taking the day off.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think she wanted you to know, now
- 2:21Speaker 2: that I think about it.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Okay, praise, Just get to the point. What happened?
- 2:26Speaker 2: Well, started out being kind of a slow day and
- 2:29Speaker 2: then miss Kid comes in with his friends, and you know,
- 2:33Speaker 2: you know how kids are.
- 2:34Speaker 3: These days, right, I'm waiting for you to tell me something.
- 2:38Speaker 3: What happened?
- 2:39Speaker 2: So his friends are messing around at the Toppings bar
- 2:43Speaker 2: and they are taking way too many gummy bears, what they're.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Just eating them at the bar and or not putting
- 2:49Speaker 3: them on the yogurt.
- 2:51Speaker 1: No, they weren't using spoons.
- 2:53Speaker 2: I just thought it was too much.
- 2:55Speaker 3: What yeah, you let them put whatever they want on
- 2:58Speaker 3: top of the froyo.
- 3:00Speaker 2: In my mind, there's like a four gummy limit.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Right.
- 3:04Speaker 3: No? No, no, oh, I'm sorry.
- 3:06Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking at the time. So I
- 3:09Speaker 2: come up from behind and I said, hey, what are
- 3:13Speaker 2: you doing little biggies?
- 3:16Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
- 3:18Speaker 2: No, it's pretty good right the voice I did.
- 3:22Speaker 3: No, you are alienating my customers. What the hell you're doing.
- 3:27Speaker 2: I'm not alienating. I gave one of them a wet willie.
- 3:30Speaker 2: It's funny.
- 3:31Speaker 3: I never alienated them.
- 3:33Speaker 2: I didn't think of that.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Whatever that was, it's not funny. Look, okay, what did
- 3:37Speaker 3: she say? Your name was?
- 3:38Speaker 2: My name is Jojo? How are you forgetting Jojo frow? Y'all?
- 3:43Speaker 3: Jojo, you're fired? You are fired, bother coming into work.
- 3:47Speaker 2: I'm not fired, I'm arrested.
- 3:50Speaker 3: What yeah.
- 3:52Speaker 2: One of the moms freaked out when she saw me
- 3:55Speaker 2: get my fingy wet and put it in the kid's ear.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Apparently he's like six to take a joke.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Six years old. You just told me they were teenagers.
- 4:04Speaker 2: I mean they were they were big six year olds.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Do you know that I could be sued over this
- 4:10Speaker 3: and lose my business?
- 4:11Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually what the mom said.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Oh my god, you.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Have nothing to worry about. Silly, I'm innocent.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Here you are if you put your finger in a
- 4:22Speaker 3: six year old?
- 4:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, And there's video. I think that's the problem.
- 4:27Speaker 2: The cops have the video, and then they gave a
- 4:29Speaker 2: copy to the mom and the mom saw me stick
- 4:31Speaker 2: my wet fingy in the kids here and.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Stop talking. I have got to figure this out. Oh
- 4:38Speaker 3: my god, I was wondering.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Can I leave early on Friday?
- 4:42Speaker 1: My sister, Oh.
- 4:45Speaker 3: No, you may not leave early because you are fired.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Well, if I'm fired, then are you phone tapped?
- 4:52Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about? You idiots like
- 4:54Speaker 3: Jojo fro Yo?
- 4:56Speaker 2: Your phone tap? Your phone fired?
- 4:58Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't go well.
- 4:59Speaker 2: But this is all I said. Up, but none of
- 5:01Speaker 2: this is real?
- 5:02Speaker 3: What none of this is real?
- 5:05Speaker 2: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
- 5:08Speaker 2: in the Morning. This is a prank.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Are you get this is a prank? Phone column?
- 5:14Speaker 2: Yes, your employee friend Sine wanted to mess with you.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I was sitting here like absolutely paralyzed.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Well you didn't think that Willie thing was funny, You're silly, Elizabeth.
- 5:31Speaker 3: I can't believe. I believe that it's the dumbest thing ever.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Wake up.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Every morning was weekday morning twenty Brook and Jeffrey in
- 5:42Speaker 3: the morning