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Phone Tap: Thurber Lemonade Empire · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: and on this show, normally we're all about peace, love
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  Speaker 1: and hugs that go on way longer than they have to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait about the last part. But it's uncomfortable one No,
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  Speaker 1: not today, not right now, because our own Brook Fox
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  Speaker 1: is about to declare a turf war. Oh wait, right,
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna call a mother in her neighborhood and tell
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  Speaker 1: her flat out if anybody's kids are gonna run the
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  Speaker 1: lemonade stands in these suburbs, it's gonna be her key.
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  Speaker 1: Oh or things are gonna get real ugly, real fast. See,
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  Speaker 1: these are the kinds of scandals that the local news
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  Speaker 1: stations are too scared to cover. We're not a fl
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  Speaker 1: that's right, We're gonna highlight it in your brand new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now, I'm moving. Hello. Hi is this Nina? Uh? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: who's a Oh well we haven't spoken before, but my
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  Speaker 1: name is Beverly, and I just moved into the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the big house, the gray one on the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, congratulation. Okay, yeah, it's great. I mean a
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  Speaker 1: little bit smaller than our last place, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: oh okay, yeah, so welcome. Yeah yeah, thanks. So Penelope
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  Speaker 1: gave me your number and I noticed were those your
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  Speaker 1: two daughters that had a lemonade stand by the entrance
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  Speaker 1: to our street? Oh yeah, they're having a great time
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  Speaker 1: during that, so like hesting this summer? Yeah, it looked
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  Speaker 1: like it. So when do you want to sit down
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  Speaker 1: to do the calendar? Uh? Calendar? Yeah, I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: a calendar. You know. I ran the numbers. I'll admit
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  Speaker 1: I'm a spreadsheet mom. And it turns out your girls
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  Speaker 1: are in a great spot. More traffic in that area
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  Speaker 1: than anywhere else nearby. I guess it's a good spot.
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  Speaker 1: What's your point? My point is that my son Thurber
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  Speaker 1: wants to do a strawberry lemonade stand and that spot
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  Speaker 1: is perfect for it. So do you have your calendar
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  Speaker 1: out yet? I'm sorry, what's going on? I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Your daughters are going to have to
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  Speaker 1: grab some bench. Thurber wants a piece of the action.
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  Speaker 1: What this is just a lemonade, stand? I mean they're
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  Speaker 1: being really redard about this, is it or is it
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  Speaker 1: entrepreneurs in practice? Yeah? So I'm willing to keep this civil.
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  Speaker 1: So let's plan a schedule and they can switch off.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone will be happy. Oh ken they okay, So what
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  Speaker 1: did you have in mind? I'm so glad you asked.
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  Speaker 1: So Thurber gets May through September and your girls can
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  Speaker 1: have the rest of the year. Have we considering how
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  Speaker 1: much profits they've made with their little monopoly so far?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a pretty fair request. You want my daughters?
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  Speaker 1: Do you own me for a lemonade during the cold mine?
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  Speaker 1: Even though our family has been here and you just
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  Speaker 1: got here. Yeah, so are you trying to negotiate here,
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  Speaker 1: because I can do that. We're willing to budge on
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  Speaker 1: part of May, but only the first week. Okay. Look,
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  Speaker 1: this is not a fortune company, I don't yet. This
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  Speaker 1: is a children's lemonade. San It's to be fun. But
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  Speaker 1: you're being super rude and condescending, and frankly I don't
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it. And this is just okay, so out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: you were talking so much. You're talking so much. How
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  Speaker 1: much do you want? Oh what? How much for the business?
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  Speaker 1: I'll cut you a check right now. I Am not
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  Speaker 1: going to do that, is what with you? This is
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  Speaker 1: so weird? Are you just saying no deal? Is that
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yeah? I don't even know why you're
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  Speaker 1: having this conversation. No deal? Yeah? Fine, you want to
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  Speaker 1: do this the hard way. I don't want to do
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  Speaker 1: this at all. I don't want to do it anyway. Oops.
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  Speaker 1: Did I just accidentally send an email to the city
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  Speaker 1: council regarding a mother who prides herself on unethical child
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  Speaker 1: labor practices? What are you even talking about? I can
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  Speaker 1: do this all day, Karen. You are the Karen, you psycho.
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  Speaker 1: You need to say the way for me and my daughters.
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  Speaker 1: Don't cross my care. Finally, finally something we agree on.
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  Speaker 1: I will go nowhere near you. Do you know why? No?
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  Speaker 1: Because this whole thing is a prank phone call? Why
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  Speaker 1: this is actually brought from the radio show Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this happening? How did you get my phone number?
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  Speaker 1: Your neighbor Penelope email? Does Oh my god, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill her. She said, a new family moved into your
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood and you hadn't met them yet, so apparently you
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  Speaker 1: just told her I hope they're nice. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I did. I thought I was so scared that they
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  Speaker 1: were like crazy and coming after me. You gotta remember,
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  Speaker 1: it's lonely at the top of the lemonade industry, and
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  Speaker 1: Serbers the only one at the top. Serber Week up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with spoon tats weekday mornings. On the twenties
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  Speaker 1: point five,