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Phone Tap: Night At The Theater · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: the guy who purchased theater tickets but couldn't make it
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  Speaker 1: to their showing of The Nutcrack. So his wife says,
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  Speaker 1: he's been emailing around ever since, trying to see if
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  Speaker 1: they could transfer their tickets to another show.
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  Speaker 2: That way, they're not out three hundred bucks. Oh, the
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  Speaker 2: Newcarer's so expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Well, lucky for him, we have a couple brand new
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  Speaker 1: Way Off Broadway productions and they might be right up
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  Speaker 1: his alley in your phone tap right now, wrooking.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, good afternoon. Am I speaking with mister Clint. Yeah, hi, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Avenue Theater.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Thattius. Thatteus noodle Hammer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, the theater. Yes, yes, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 1: Me back, of course, because we received your message saying
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: that unfortunately you were not able to use your tickets
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  Speaker 1: that you'd purchase for The Nutcracker.
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  Speaker 3: We were not, no, and we were looking so forward
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: to it, my wife and I, but oh yeah, she
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  Speaker 3: got sick and so we had.
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  Speaker 2: To miss and so okay, I am sorry to hear
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  Speaker 2: about your wife, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, thank you, she was really upset.
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  Speaker 1: We send some flowers perhaps, No, no, no, when is
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  Speaker 1: the service.
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  Speaker 2: The service for your wife passing away? Such terrible news?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm sorry. No, she didn't pass away,
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  Speaker 3: she just was she had the flu. Oh so yeah, No,
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  Speaker 3: she's fine, she's kicking, she's good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that's kind of a cruel joke that you
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  Speaker 2: would make.
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  Speaker 3: There. No, I don't even I'm sorry. Maybe missing Germany.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that she was sick. But thank you
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  Speaker 3: for your concern. That's super nice.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you said she was dead.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I did not say that.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, sorry, pretty all right, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, the reason I left the message was I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to transfer the tickets to, like, maybe a different show,
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  Speaker 3: if you guys had any other options.
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  Speaker 2: Let's look at what we have of it here.
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  Speaker 3: So, oh, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh okay, So coming up in February, it looks like
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a production of Forest Gump on ice. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they've adapted the whole movie, so instead of Run, Forest Run,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be skate Forest Skate.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, that's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 3: How are you bringing ice into the theater?
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  Speaker 2: Don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean really, that's for the tech guys to figure out.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not the expert on that, but I will tell you.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: When Lieutenant Dan attempts his triple LUTs and his wheelchair
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  Speaker 1: over an inflatable shrimp boat, the crowd goes absolutely crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I can't picture.
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  Speaker 2: Of that, but well you could if you were there.
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  Speaker 2: Two tickets?
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  Speaker 3: No, what else you got?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, what do you think about Fast and the
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: Furious on roller blades?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: No, for real?
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  Speaker 2: No really, yeah, that's in the springtime.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: Don Tureto's family performs high speed chases using folding chairs
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  Speaker 1: on rollerblades while running into wabbly cafeteria tables.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm just reading off the description there?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. This is a real theater, right like you
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  Speaker 3: guys absolutely just change managers or something.
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  Speaker 1: No, sir, it's just full disclosure. It's been a little
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  Speaker 1: boring in the last few years, so they've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to push the envelope, attract some new audiences, and ditch
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: all the old, tired plays about frustrated squirrels that are
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred years old.
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  Speaker 3: I don't follow the frustrated squirrels thing. What do you
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  Speaker 3: mean by that?
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  Speaker 2: The nutcracker? Right, I'm sorry, I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's a frustrated squirrel Jason do nuts for
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  Speaker 1: the winter?
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  Speaker 3: It definitely is it?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: You haven't seen it and you're working at the theater.
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  Speaker 1: No, I can't say I have. But oh, have you
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: seen Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning?
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  Speaker 2: That one is my favorite rooking Jeffrey. Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 2: musical splash zone.
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  Speaker 3: What's that? A musical splash zone where the.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Two radio hosts who do prank calls they crawl through
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  Speaker 1: a slide together that empties out into the front row.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and audience ponnchos are required for it.
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  Speaker 2: It's very messy.
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  Speaker 3: Why why is everything so weird in the theater now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Is the prank call thing? Yeah, you're right, that part
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  Speaker 1: is pretty weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never heard that in the theater. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean it's not even really in the theater.
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  Speaker 1: It's happening right now on the phone. We're doing this
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  Speaker 1: prank on you. You're still not kidding.
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  Speaker 2: It's from your wife who is actually alive. And I
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  Speaker 2: know that because she emailed us to do this call Justine.
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  Speaker 3: Justine, Justine. How do you know? Justine?
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  Speaker 1: She emailed us and told us to do this prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call on you.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 3: See I'm so confused. You're not the theater, you're the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, finally, yes, you got it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Justine told us that you two missed the show
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  Speaker 1: of the Nutcracker and you're really disappointed. So she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to make you laugh by doing this prank on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm like going, I'm like, what is this
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  Speaker 3: guy talking about with these planes?
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  Speaker 2: I was feeling just as weird too.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what's the deal with this guy who
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  Speaker 1: killed his wife and he wants to go see a plane?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't kill her. That she had the flu for
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  Speaker 3: two days.
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  Speaker 2: That was it all.
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  Speaker 1: The flu killed her. Then, Okay, our deepest condolence is sir.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, Thank you, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: Can we send you tickets to Jurassic Park the dinner
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  Speaker 1: theater experience to make up for it? Audience members get
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  Speaker 1: eaten by six actors in an oversized foam dinos.
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  Speaker 2: It's great, you know what.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, go ahead and send them over.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna love it.
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