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Phone Tap: Clover's Neighborhood Watch · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Tappy make you happy? Oh yeppy? Yeah? Why don't we
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  Speaker 1: do one yappy? And today today X British intelligence officer
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  Speaker 1: Clover always British? Is that the thing? Yeahs in British. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't know you. I thought is
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  Speaker 1: Australian or something. Okay, I can't really do the voice,
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  Speaker 1: but i'll try. Hello, God, Nat, it's Clover. Did I
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  Speaker 1: do all right? Jose? Very close mate. Maybe Clover and
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  Speaker 1: Gippy can have a found tap rotten devout in the future.
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  Speaker 1: You're a scary agent. I'll take you down. I'll stick
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  Speaker 1: it out. I don't know Scottish. It's confusing, yes, Scottish.
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  Speaker 1: For now, it's just gonna be Clover. And he's calling
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  Speaker 1: a guy who recently volunteered to take a shift for
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  Speaker 1: his neighborhood watch. And I think we can all guess
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  Speaker 1: who's in charge of that? Yeah, it's Clover, and of
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  Speaker 1: course he's gonna take it way too serious. In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right after this on the twenties, Hello, boy,
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  Speaker 1: is this Evan Will? Yeah it's him. Jesus. We've never
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  Speaker 1: spoken before, but I'm part of the homeowners association that
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  Speaker 1: you just joined. Okay, sorry, what you see your name was?
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  Speaker 1: My name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover. Clover. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: apparently I've survived so many battles. Must be lucky like
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  Speaker 1: a clover. Uh okay, sorry, what is this? Call him out? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I see you signed up for our neighborhood watch right. Uh, yes, good,
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  Speaker 1: I know. Two hundred hours you and I are going
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  Speaker 1: to meet up. Okay, two am. You ever heard of
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  Speaker 1: military time? Mate? Oh? Two hundred two am. It's the
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  Speaker 1: time when the good things are in bed and the
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  Speaker 1: bad things look to feed. Okay. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that means, but that sounds really weird. Look here's the strategy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'll be at your home around one am.
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  Speaker 1: You may not see me, but I'll be harden in
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  Speaker 1: the bushes or the trees, you know, to get a
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  Speaker 1: lay of the land. No, I don't none of this
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  Speaker 1: was anything that I signed up for. I volunteered for
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  Speaker 1: the watch, but I thought this was gonna you know,
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  Speaker 1: nine ten, I'm not. Don't question your leader, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you were my leader. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know who you are. I already told you, mate, my
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  Speaker 1: name's Clover and on the head of the neighborhood Watch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm super, super confused. I didn't know that I was
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  Speaker 1: going to receive a phone call or a visitor from
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  Speaker 1: a Clover. Let me explain. I'll be in all black
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  Speaker 1: when I show up, but you won't see me. But
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  Speaker 1: at exactly two on the dock, you hear a quail
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  Speaker 1: noise outside your bedroom window. A quail noise outside my
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  Speaker 1: bedroom window. Of course, everyone knows what a quail sounds like, right,
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  Speaker 1: How the hell would I know what a quail sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: I've never even a quail on my life. Sounds something
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  Speaker 1: like this, mate, listen right, you got it? Uh? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to wake up at two in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and listen for a quail. You better pray it's me too,
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  Speaker 1: because if it's not, I think you have been killed
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  Speaker 1: or compromised. Now you're killed by a quail, I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea where you know, Evan, you get follow along
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  Speaker 1: quail as our code. If you hear a quail, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good thing. That means I'm still there and I'm alive. Yeah. Look,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm misunderstanding all this, but I thought this was
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  Speaker 1: a neighborhood watching like this is what it takes to
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  Speaker 1: survive in the suburbs. Dangel looks around every corner, have him.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that about this neighborhood. I moved here
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  Speaker 1: because I heard it was actually safe. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean you're making it sound like a nightmare. It is
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  Speaker 1: safe because of me. Why do they even need volunteers?
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  Speaker 1: Then you've got to cover dude. I guess I need
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  Speaker 1: your help because their operations getting too strong. Mate. Just
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  Speaker 1: last week, I caught a raccoon going through my garbage.
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  Speaker 1: If you can believe that. The bullocks on the little guy.
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  Speaker 1: But don't worry. I don't think you'll be seeing him anymore. Yeah. Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm available at who am to fight
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  Speaker 1: raccoons or whatever it does you really want to do.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to be scared, all right. You can
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  Speaker 1: have your choice between a crossbow or pick axe. What'll
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  Speaker 1: it be, mate, I'll bring them both. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm not scared. I'm just you know, I'm being honest.
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  Speaker 1: You sound a little unstable, dude, all right? What an
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  Speaker 1: unstable person use a fake accent to do a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call on you? Answer me that? What was that again?
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  Speaker 1: I can barely understand you. Well, that's pretty true. I
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  Speaker 1: can barely understand myself. Maybe I should stop using my
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  Speaker 1: accent because this is actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, or doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Wait, you're calling me from a this
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  Speaker 1: is a radio station. Yeah, I'm on a show called
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And your wife, Mindy
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  Speaker 1: set you up. She said you got guilted into volunteering
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  Speaker 1: for the neighborhood Watch, so she wanted us to play
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  Speaker 1: a joke on you. Man. Oh my god, dude, do
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  Speaker 1: stay on the set of me good. You should be scared.
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  Speaker 1: You have me convinced I was gonna be out like
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  Speaker 1: waterboarding squirrels all night or something. They don't let me
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  Speaker 1: do that anymore. Week up every morning with phone taps.
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  Speaker 1: We the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,