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Phone Tap PODCAST: Conspiracy Landlord · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's moving into his new apartment. All right.
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  Speaker 1: According to his friend, the reason why he's moving is
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  Speaker 1: to get away from all the weirdos that were at
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  Speaker 1: his last place. Unfortunately, don't think that's going to happen
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  Speaker 1: for him because he doesn't know this. But his new
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  Speaker 1: landlord is a big conspiracy theorist, and I don't see
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  Speaker 1: him leaving this new guy alone without telling him everything
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  Speaker 1: that he believes. Our tinfoil hats on now I probably
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  Speaker 1: should do it. Now find out how he reacts in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tapp Right now, it's another on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Kyle. This is kud May Ask.
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  Speaker 1: He was calling. Hey Kyle, my name's Russell. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: landlord of the apartments. Okay, Hi, Russell, I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go over a couple of things with you real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Just some rules and things around the apartment complex you
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  Speaker 1: need to know. Okay. So, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: saw the signs, but we don't allow any loud music
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  Speaker 1: or TV after ten pm. That's no problem, and I mean,
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  Speaker 1: for your own sake, I wouldn't even watch TV at
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  Speaker 1: all if I were you. You mean, like, never watch
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  Speaker 1: it at home. I don't ever watch it. That's just
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  Speaker 1: a way for them to watch you. You know, I'm confused.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I understand it. You can go onto
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  Speaker 1: the internet and figure it out. I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what we're talking about at this point, but do yourself
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  Speaker 1: a favor. You're gonna want to google nineteen seventy six
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  Speaker 1: Bradford Project exactly that it will blow your fine brother. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'll check that out. And hear all the people
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  Speaker 1: complaining about smartphones and a sirie all listening in, right, dude,
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  Speaker 1: They don't even know the tip of the iceberg man. Bradford.
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  Speaker 1: He knew probably too much, dude, And guess what happened.
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  Speaker 1: He disappeared, brother, and no one's seen him since. This
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  Speaker 1: is weird, man, I'm not gonna fly. Yeah, real weird.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really like read about all that conspiracy kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. I don't really that's what they want you
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  Speaker 1: to do, not read. You think the government likes you reading?
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  Speaker 1: We need to take this combo offline. Just leave me
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  Speaker 1: a note on my door, an invisible ink, and all
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  Speaker 1: respond probably back in invisible ink. But what does this
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  Speaker 1: have to do with me moving in the stuff? I'm
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  Speaker 1: maybe it has nothing to do with it, or maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's everything. You get what I'm saying. I'm sorry, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to come off this root at all,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm kind of busy. Did we kind of sick
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  Speaker 1: to the point. You're probably wondering about the vending machines
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  Speaker 1: on the first floor, right? What about him? Let's just
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  Speaker 1: say that all the diet coke is gone, but not lost.
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  Speaker 1: You're picking up what I'm putting down. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I might be opening up Pandora's box a little bit here.
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  Speaker 1: But why would there be no diet soda in there?
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  Speaker 1: You haven't read the latest Helsinki report yet, have you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm confusing. The only thing that's known to hurt the
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  Speaker 1: lizard people is diet coke? Oh mine blowing? Did you
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  Speaker 1: see lizard people? Stude, Jesus damn, don't just yell it.
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  Speaker 1: I whispered for a reason. This is weird, man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna fly. Yeah, real weird. No offense, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know anything else, especially about the diet coke. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have to talk about that, but just know
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  Speaker 1: if the lizard people come. Dude, why about all the
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  Speaker 1: diet coke? I got your back if she goes down.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to have my back. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to move into my place without crazy going on
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  Speaker 1: around me, all right. I get what you're saying, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you do get what I'm saying. Dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to move in and be done with this. Hey, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. I don't feel comfortable talking on the phone
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  Speaker 1: about this either. In ten or fifteen minutes, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to knock six times on your door. You no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, no seven times, no no times, eight times. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Don't come by my place. We're done.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure? Because I'm here with your brother Johnny. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: he knows all about the Lizard people too. Bro, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna come save you. Johnny. I'm sorry, man, Johnny's the
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  Speaker 1: one who set you up for this prank phone call. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I am not your landlord. Wait hold on, wait a second,
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  Speaker 1: Wait a second. My name's actually Jose I'm from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you, dude. I was about to
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  Speaker 1: go put on a tinfoil helmet. Man. You were weird
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  Speaker 1: me out. Dude, I have bare ones. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to borrow one, man, I already got him. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you do. Oh my god. Bro, Johnny said you were
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  Speaker 1: removing to a new place and he was helping you
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  Speaker 1: a movie. Wanted to mess with you, Bro. Is Johnny
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  Speaker 1: did right now. I'm gonna get you, bro. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he was here in studio, but the Lizard people came
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  Speaker 1: and took him. I tried to warn you. Yeah you did.
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  Speaker 1: You look at it and go to the front office
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  Speaker 1: and start yelling at people already, man, Oh my god, No,
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  Speaker 1: don't yell at damn. They're part of it all men. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Man. Wake up every morning with phone tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy two point five