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Phone Tap PODCAST: 5G Fridge · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: dot com or call away. All right, it's time for
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap. And if you've seen any type of
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  Speaker 1: sporting event on TV lately, or you've watched any primetime
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  Speaker 1: network shows, I'm sure you've seen the advertisements for five
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  Speaker 1: G Yeah, yeah, no, more gs the better. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: the next big thing in wireless more five g G
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  Speaker 1: to the fifth degree. There's no escaping it right now
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  Speaker 1: everywhere you look. In fact, we call one guy to
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  Speaker 1: tell him he's the lucky, random person that got picked
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  Speaker 1: out of a hat for his apartment to get a
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  Speaker 1: five G upgrade. But once he hears what that really means,
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  Speaker 1: he might want to move. You'll understand when you hear
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now, another tap, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: to speak with Toby. You got him. Hi. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Diane. I'm one of the managers for the apartments
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, Dianne, what's up? Just making sure you're in
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  Speaker 1: unit number three, three sixty four. Great, great, just what
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say. And I've got great news
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  Speaker 1: for you. What's that Your apartment just got picked out
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  Speaker 1: of a hat for a really cool renovation. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I said too. That's so cool. Wait till
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  Speaker 1: you hear about it. It gets even cooler. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: have you seen the ads for five G on TV? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to imagine having the technology of an
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  Speaker 1: entire five G cell phone tower inside your apartment. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not following. Okay, I got a little excited. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. Let me explain better. Have you have you
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  Speaker 1: seen the older cell phone towers around the city? No,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the big ones. They're really ugly. They stand
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  Speaker 1: out kind of in a bad way, I guess, so okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: now they're able to camouflage them so much better. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: are you saying that you're putting an actual cell phone
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  Speaker 1: tower in my apartment? I need you to close your
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  Speaker 1: eyes right now. Okay. I want you to imagine getting
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  Speaker 1: home from work and you walk into the kitchen and
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  Speaker 1: something is glowing in the corner. It looks like a
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  Speaker 1: normal fridge, but when you open it, bam, five G
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  Speaker 1: antenna right there? Are you being serious? Because it seems
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  Speaker 1: like this isn't real. I know, the technology is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. Okay, they've been trying to camouflage these
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  Speaker 1: things everywhere, and yours is going to look like a fridge.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, a fridge is pretty big, right, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not as big as an old cell phone tower. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but does that mean I'm losing my old bridge or
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  Speaker 1: something I don't understand. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that would be ridiculous. I mean, you're gonna have two fridges.
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  Speaker 1: One is a five G and the others your normal fridge. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why are you doing this? That's a fair question, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a one hundred percent honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: We just feel like we couldn't pass up the opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to give our residents the fastest, you know, most reliable
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  Speaker 1: internet connection out there. Okay. That and they gave us
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  Speaker 1: a ton of money, so there's that. Yeah. Nice. Does
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  Speaker 1: any of that money come to me? Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean the five G people they didn't forget about the
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  Speaker 1: little guy. Well that's good. They're gonna give you not one,
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  Speaker 1: but two thirty dollars phone cards for international calls. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's not gonna work. They are You don't understand, like,
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  Speaker 1: I never asked for anything to be put in my apartment.
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  Speaker 1: No super technology. Deally, I don't mean I don't want this.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Can I ask you? I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to offend you. But are you a little bit older?
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you don't understand the technology? You know what, Diane?
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  Speaker 1: You kind offended me right now. You know I'm not
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  Speaker 1: young and I'm not old, but I'm definitely old enough
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  Speaker 1: to know that I don't want to five G tower
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  Speaker 1: in my kitchen. Well it's a little late for that.
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  Speaker 1: I told you we already have the ball rolling on this.
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  Speaker 1: The wireless company is coming tomorrow to install it for you.
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  Speaker 1: And no, no, listen, these are details that you can
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  Speaker 1: work out tomorrow, because no, no, no no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: there are no details to work out. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be there tomorrow. That's one problem. Okay, Well that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, with twenty four hour notice, we have keys,
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  Speaker 1: we can let ourselves in. But I mean you may
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  Speaker 1: want to go over with him what to do and
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  Speaker 1: what not to do with the five G fridge. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying, because I do know that there are
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  Speaker 1: some things that are a little different, like don't walk
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  Speaker 1: within five feet of it from eight am till six pm.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean, that's just peaked time, right, Like you said,
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  Speaker 1: you're usually never there during the day, so it shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: affect you. But I think it wouldn't be there tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say I'm not usually there during the day.
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  Speaker 1: I said it wouldn't be there tomorrow. Well, maybe you
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  Speaker 1: should plan on not being there the next day either.
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  Speaker 1: Then listen, Dian, maybe you should plan I'm putting this
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  Speaker 1: sucker in another public because I'm done. I'm not having this.
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  Speaker 1: Can I be honest? I wish you would be. I
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  Speaker 1: thought your accent was term early on, but now kind
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  Speaker 1: of annoying. I mean what Okay, First of all, you
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  Speaker 1: offend me because you call me old, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: saying that my absence annoying. This is a joke. It's
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  Speaker 1: actually broke from the radio show Broke a Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? Oh, don't blame me. You gotta blame
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  Speaker 1: your buddy Jerry. He lives next door. Apparently, Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: he said you were super loud the other night and
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  Speaker 1: kept him up, so he just called him. Mess with Funny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh you're really freaking out about that
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  Speaker 1: five G fridge. It was just two fridges. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: stopped up at my five G milk. Don't have any
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On
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