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Phone Tap PODCAST: Homecoming a Decade Late · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi is this Jamie? It
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  Speaker 1: is Hey, It's me Toby. I'm sorry who Toby? You
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  Speaker 1: probably don't remember me. I went to high school with you.
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee you don't know who I am. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you never paid much attention to me then anyway, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry Toby. From high school. Yeah, from ninth grade,
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  Speaker 1: you never you never even looked my way. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to ask you to homecoming and then you ended up
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  Speaker 1: going with that douchebag Steve. Do you remember that? Um,
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  Speaker 1: that was a really long time ago. Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was a really long time ago. But my heart
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  Speaker 1: has been broken ever since. So okay, well I'm I'm married,
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  Speaker 1: and um, I'm sorry. I apologize for God. I need
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  Speaker 1: to get you know what I should go? How's the
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  Speaker 1: dog poop problem? I'm sorry? How's the dog poop problem
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  Speaker 1: on your front lawn? Is it? Excuse me? That is
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  Speaker 1: that bugging you? Or well, you know, like you know
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  Speaker 1: finding I would hate it if I came out every
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  Speaker 1: morning and found like random dog had been relieving itself
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  Speaker 1: on my lawn. You know, are you throwing dogs on
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  Speaker 1: my yard? No? How do you know what's going on
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  Speaker 1: in my at my house. Well, because I've been bringing
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  Speaker 1: my dog Piper by your house every Tuesday for the
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  Speaker 1: last two months. Why do you know where I live?
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't go to homecoming, so I bring my dog
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  Speaker 1: by your house once a week to drop a doozy
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  Speaker 1: on your lawn. God, that was like a decade ago.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, fourteen, are you insane? Jack? Let's stay
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  Speaker 1: on the line with me while I just go use
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  Speaker 1: the landline to call the police right now so we
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  Speaker 1: could trace this call. Why don't you just stay right
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  Speaker 1: there to you know what sucks, Jamie, as you haven't
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  Speaker 1: even asked me about myself this whole time. What I care?
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  Speaker 1: Well for your information. I'm a teacher. Now you should
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  Speaker 1: be molding the minds of our youth. I think you're
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  Speaker 1: a crazy person, and I'm calling you because I want
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  Speaker 1: you to go to homecoming with me. You're in sad
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  Speaker 1: homecoming dance. You know our homecoming dance is coming up,
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to chaperon it with me. I'd
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  Speaker 1: be honored. You're a creep, Okay, just know my psychologist.
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  Speaker 1: My psychologist said that going to homecoming with you would
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  Speaker 1: be the best way to make amends with the situation
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  Speaker 1: so that I can move on with my life. You
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  Speaker 1: need to be institutionalized. Did you not get the part
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  Speaker 1: about the fact that I am married. I need to dance,
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  Speaker 1: and I need to dance with you? Creep I am
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  Speaker 1: seriously calling the top. I'm going to write down your name,
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  Speaker 1: your address, take a picture of you. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: post it all around towns. I'm going to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that everybody knows it is disgusting pig you are. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to take picture Wait a second, hey, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to take pictures of me posted around town. That's creepy.
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  Speaker 1: That's calling me out of the blue. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know who you are talking about nine free homecoming and
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  Speaker 1: how you wanted to ask me he's been living with
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  Speaker 1: it for twelve years, that you bring your dogs my
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  Speaker 1: front on and have him stoop all over it. That's creepy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. I'll tell you the creepiest part
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  Speaker 1: of this whole thing. Your husband, Jason actually wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to call you. That's the creepiest part. Now you know
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  Speaker 1: the name of my hut there, seriously, I do well,
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  Speaker 1: I am deranged. But the reason I know the name
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  Speaker 1: of your husband is because he asked me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Are you kidding me right now? No,
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  Speaker 1: your husband, Jason set you up, he says. He he
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  Speaker 1: hears you complain about the dog poop in your lawn NonStop.
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  Speaker 1: So we got some information about who you went to
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  Speaker 1: homecoming with, and I thought we'd blame that guy. I
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  Speaker 1: am understand. I'm like shaking, I'm so mad. I still
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  Speaker 1: would like to go to homecoming with you, though you're available.
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Removing ninety two point five