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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d u i away now offering free
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  Speaker 2: It's time for a phone tap and today, since it's
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  Speaker 2: Valentine's we wanted to do something special to celebrate the holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeh, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we're calling an upscale day spa to try
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  Speaker 2: and book a last minute reservation. But it's not just
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  Speaker 2: for anybody. This one's for a character that Jose plays.
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  Speaker 2: His name's Tic Tac, Yes, and he's probably not the
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  Speaker 2: usual type of client tele This particular business is used
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  Speaker 2: to getting no. I'd say no, We'll see how it
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  Speaker 2: goes in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for calling body, And this is Jenna.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, this is the massage place.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, we do offer massages. Would you like to book
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  Speaker 4: an appointment?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I did just get booked. How did you know? That's crazy?
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  Speaker 3: But I'm out now. No, I'm out now, So I'd
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  Speaker 3: like a massage or whatever?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, can I get a name.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my name is Hector, but my homies called me
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  Speaker 3: tik Tak.
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  Speaker 4: It's nice to meet you, Hector.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, you can call me tik Tak. You're worth tight.
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  Speaker 5: You don't seem like a snitch. I can already tell
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  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, ticktac. Is there a day or time that you're
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  Speaker 4: looking at for your massage?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I probably should mention at this point, like it's
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  Speaker 5: actually a couple's massage for Valentine's.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have anything available?
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  Speaker 4: We do have an afternoon opening a couple of days
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  Speaker 4: from now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I just.
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  Speaker 4: Need the name of the other person.
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  Speaker 3: Well, his name is Blake. But like, don't get the
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  Speaker 3: wrong idea. You know what I'm saying. He's like, we're
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  Speaker 3: not together. He's just my po. Okay, it stands for parole.
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  Speaker 4: That's a little unusual, but we can accommodate.
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  Speaker 5: Actually not in my situation, because like anytime I leave
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  Speaker 5: my driveway or my front door, he's got to be
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  Speaker 5: around or like know where I am. So I thought
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  Speaker 5: for Valentine's I want to do something special, so he's
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  Speaker 5: kind of got to be there with me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, listen, lady, Hey, can I tell.
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  Speaker 3: You what I like for my massage?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you'd actually be telling the person who's giving the massage.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just the person who does the appointment.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, maybe you can answer some questions. First off,
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  Speaker 5: do you guys got that one flower smell like it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Lavender or something.
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  Speaker 4: You can request whatever kind of sense that you want.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, man, I love that. Man, put it
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  Speaker 5: all over my chest and my legs or whatever. Man,
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  Speaker 5: I want to smell like the arrangement and my cousins.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we can definitely put down on your file
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  Speaker 4: that you want lavender shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Nice. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Also, I know some massage places like you to keep
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  Speaker 5: the lights low for the mood, like dam or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: But can you put them on high? Like the lights
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  Speaker 5: all the way on?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: I can ask, Well, like I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't trust very easily, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: So like I want to make sure that any point
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  Speaker 5: I can just look in their eyes while they're rubbing
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  Speaker 5: me down and make sure I have contact, you know,
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  Speaker 5: so they don't try any funny business or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: It's just that this is getting a little like it's hard.
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  Speaker 5: Because I see that there's like a table and it
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  Speaker 5: makes me face down to the floor, like I don't
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  Speaker 5: turn my back to anybody, not anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well we can. We can put that on your
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  Speaker 4: file too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh man, that's crazy because I have a really big file.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know that transferred.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no no no. When when you called,
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  Speaker 4: I started a file for you so that we know
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  Speaker 4: your likes and dislike you have.
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  Speaker 5: Okay said first you said book and then you said file.
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  Speaker 3: Now, so I'm thinking you like.
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  Speaker 4: Got my file and no we have any access to
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  Speaker 4: any other file. It's just just for the office filing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry interrupt you, but like I just remembered, I
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  Speaker 5: know you guys have lockers, but do you have like
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  Speaker 5: metal detectors?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: Oh good, okay.
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  Speaker 5: This is perfect actually man, So like, no way, no
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  Speaker 5: one's gonna like frisk me or something.
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  Speaker 4: Right, nobody's gonna frisk you.
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  Speaker 5: But okay, I.
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  Speaker 4: Just want to be clear that you can't bring any
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  Speaker 4: weapons or sharp objects into the SPA.
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  Speaker 5: And it's okay, man, it's totally cool because I told
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  Speaker 5: you before my p oh man, he's gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Be there, yes, So it doesn't matter who's with you. Sir,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, you know what, I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 4: speak with my manager and.
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  Speaker 3: Your manager, Deandra.
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  Speaker 4: Yes it is. How did you know that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's kind of weird because like, first off, I
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  Speaker 5: kissed her on the mouth, and like second off, she's
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  Speaker 5: the one who set.
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  Speaker 3: You up for the frank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Wait she did what?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my name's actually Juise from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: On you right now, are you?
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  Speaker 5: She says, you've been doing such a great job and
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  Speaker 5: she wanted me to tell you this and this is
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  Speaker 5: not a joke, but you are getting a raise.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting a raise. Yes, sure, really.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious. I'm serious, the only truth I've told this
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  Speaker 3: whole time.
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  Speaker 4: Yay, it's the weirdest way to tell me.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, now that you mentioned and my buddy Shoelace and
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  Speaker 5: his po they need a massage too.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you could book it down, that
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  Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 4: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning