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Phone Tap PODCAST: Your New Wedding Coordinator · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And now that we've
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  Speaker 1: been doing these for a while, listeners are starting to
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  Speaker 1: request specific people for their prank calls when they send
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  Speaker 1: them in. Yeah, it's great. I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people have been requesting Jose. Yeah, it's cool characters that
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  Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, they love your characters. They want you
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  Speaker 1: to do the voices and impressions for them. And usually
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  Speaker 1: if they want, like an HR rep or a customer
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  Speaker 1: service person to deliver some bad news, they'll last for
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  Speaker 1: Brooke because making people feel bad just comes so naturally much. True,
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  Speaker 1: that feel that hurt. That hurt, Jeffrey, It hurt a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. But do you know how to lash back?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you? I do your fire? Yeah, today, a maid
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  Speaker 1: of honor wanted to set up the less than a
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  Speaker 1: week before her big day. Oh and so you're the
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  Speaker 1: one that's going to crush this bride street. She wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to subn as the last second wedding coordinator. That
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  Speaker 1: is a suicide mission. No, I would not do it.
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  Speaker 1: Why did she ask for me? I don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe because you're actually the mean one in this whole
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  Speaker 1: Do I sound like I could be a great wedding coordinator?
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  Speaker 1: Do I seem like the type that would know what
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  Speaker 1: a good recommendation on floral arrangements were actually do? Apparently
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  Speaker 1: this listener agrees with you. So now it's my job
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  Speaker 1: to become the world's worst wedding coordinator. No, no, can
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  Speaker 1: I do it? Yes? We'll find out in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now the twenties tell me I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving nine point five. Hello, Hi, this is Marcus calling
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  Speaker 1: from Wedding and Events. I'm looking to speak with Sophie
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  Speaker 1: and this is she. Hey, Sophia, how are you today?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you doing? Oh? I'm doing wonderful?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? The big days right around the corner. Are
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  Speaker 1: you ready or what? I don't think so, I hope. So.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know some not so
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  Speaker 1: good news. But it isn't anything we can't handle. Okay, Oh, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? So your point person, Jennifer
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  Speaker 1: had to head out of town for a family emergency,
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  Speaker 1: and unfortunately she will not be able to coordinate for you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? Tell me you're joking. I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually not. She is so so sorry. Well, I understand
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  Speaker 1: people have emergencies, but I mean I went over everything
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  Speaker 1: with hers, like she has all the details of everything that,
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  Speaker 1: like I wanted for the wedding. I know, I get that,
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  Speaker 1: but I just got off the phone with her just
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  Speaker 1: a couple minutes ago and she gave me all the details.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm really confident that I can pull this off
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  Speaker 1: for you. What like, you're going to do this? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't met you. I don't know you. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: trust me, trust me on this, Okay, Sophia, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: sub ind for her. And it looks like the B
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  Speaker 1: team is out to launch and the A team Jill
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  Speaker 1: swooped in. M I guess so, But I mean, is
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  Speaker 1: there any chance that she's coming back? I really don't
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  Speaker 1: think so. But listen, girl, between you, me and the DJ,
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  Speaker 1: I've done so many of these I can't even count anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because if you're counting my
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  Speaker 1: stepmom's wedding last summer, I've done this twice. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna work. I mean, no, excuse me, I've nailed
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  Speaker 1: this twice. I don't care if you felt like you
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  Speaker 1: nailed it. That has nothing to do with me or
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  Speaker 1: my wedding. And I love somebody more experience. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Listen, I think you're going to be impressed
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  Speaker 1: that I coordinate. Don't be sweetie, Okay, I do like
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the way that you speak to me.
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  Speaker 1: I know, Sophia. What I need you to do is
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  Speaker 1: put the bride zilla to the side for the second. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's just you and me. No, that is not appropriate
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  Speaker 1: calling me that you don't know me at all. And
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  Speaker 1: I think that you can understand that if something like
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  Speaker 1: at the Fairy Last, when it changes like before your wedding. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I just need to ask you a
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  Speaker 1: quick question. Have you eaten yet today? Because you are
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  Speaker 1: sound and grumpy? What is kin up in here? You
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  Speaker 1: deserve the ruteness. You're being impossible, and Laia, I would argue,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being impossible, I'm being your mister impossible. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I am doing the impossible. You're a joke. There is
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  Speaker 1: no way Jennifer did this to me. I let me
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  Speaker 1: just tell you this. Okay, your wedding was going to
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  Speaker 1: be a joke until I stepped in and saved the
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  Speaker 1: day because I have made some changes for you, changes
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  Speaker 1: that I know. Dare I say you're gonna love? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: What changes do you think that you're making that are
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  Speaker 1: improving my wedding? I've already gone ahead and done them.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the bakery this morning and I told
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  Speaker 1: them I'm the main wedding coordinator now, so I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to try the first bite of the cake. You did
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  Speaker 1: not touch my cake? Oh yes I did. You did.
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  Speaker 1: Know You're going to be happy that I did that
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  Speaker 1: because it was not up to my standards. So they're
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  Speaker 1: going to make you a brand new one. And this
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  Speaker 1: time it's not lemon ick. It is peanut butter. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, that's disgusting. That is discussed how you read
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  Speaker 1: the latest Bridal magazines. Peanut butter is the new vanilla.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you think is whatever, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a lemon take it. So you're basically telling
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  Speaker 1: me I have to go behind you and who worked
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  Speaker 1: at Jennifer and I already did. How you know, I've
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  Speaker 1: already told the baker not to take your calls anymore
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  Speaker 1: because you're too stressed out. Okay, so so it is
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  Speaker 1: going to be peanut butter and I like this conversation
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  Speaker 1: isn't going super well right now? Oh you think so?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe be better if we put your fiance on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like he might be a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: level headed. No, you're not going to talk to my fiance.
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  Speaker 1: That's I don't want to hear it. Like, is there
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  Speaker 1: anything else? I don't be lettened by me. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to move in on your man. Oh honey, I
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  Speaker 1: am not threatened by you. Oh my god. The reason
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  Speaker 1: that I bring that up is because that's what happened
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  Speaker 1: at my stepmom's wedding. I don't care what it was. Disaster.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I swear it's not going to happen
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  Speaker 1: with you me. How can you actually now you believe
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  Speaker 1: this is happening like a few days before At this point,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really glad that I canceled the booze at the
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  Speaker 1: wedding because of this type of attitude's coming out while
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  Speaker 1: you're sober. I got rid of the booze at the wedding?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: do you know how many weddings I've seen get ruined
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  Speaker 1: by people drinking too much booze? I like, not movie
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  Speaker 1: by your experience. Okay, well, I guess you're kind of
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  Speaker 1: right on that because it only happened at my stepmom's wedding.
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  Speaker 1: But she did drink so much that she ended up
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  Speaker 1: cussing out my real dad. I don't care, and you
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  Speaker 1: don't care. You're just like saying things that I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a shit out. Could you please just like? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so the alcohol anything else? You's genius? Anything else I
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  Speaker 1: have to clean up? Now? Well, now you have to
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  Speaker 1: clean up our relationship because you really hurt my feelings.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a good about this relationship, but I
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  Speaker 1: do need you to, like snap, do it and tell
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  Speaker 1: me if there's anything else I need to fix. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand? But Sophia, how are we going to work
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  Speaker 1: together on your big day? I don't want to work
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  Speaker 1: with you. You're a crazy person, and I need either
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  Speaker 1: someone else to deal with me right now, or you
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  Speaker 1: tell me if there's anything else that I need to fix. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, fine, I'm out. You've ruined this, Scott.
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything else to work with you? I don't great, great, yeah, low,
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  Speaker 1: clap for you, sir. Okay, yeah, please have Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: can clap for this prank phone call? Huh, gotcha? What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about, Sophia? I just pranked you. Who
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  Speaker 1: are you? Oh? You want to know who I am.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. And this is actually a prank call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a prank. Oh my god. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so we put this to me. Your maid of honor,
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  Speaker 1: Heather set you up because she said she wanted you
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  Speaker 1: guys have something to laugh about at the wedding. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the bride zilla talking? Where's the nice Sophia?
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  Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I
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  Speaker 1: hate you. Well, girl, I already hate myself, so I
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  Speaker 1: beat you to it. Your lines are horrible. I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand where you got the wake up. Every morning was
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five