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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stairway Hookup · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: of the funniest phones have requests in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Request is funny, Yeah, just the request from a guy
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  Speaker 1: named Ruben, and I can't wait to hear this one.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't heard it yet, but Rubin wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: play a prank on his buddy. Yes, apparently he's only
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  Speaker 1: been in his job for a few months and started
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  Speaker 1: dating a woman there that he worked with, and the
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  Speaker 1: other night they were drinking. They came back to the
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  Speaker 1: office and started getting freaky in the starewears. I must
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  Speaker 1: have been looking for some privacy, but a security guard
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  Speaker 1: caught them, took pictures of their IDs, and then said
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  Speaker 1: he'd be getting in touch with HR. So Ruben told
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  Speaker 1: us his buddy's been freaking out because HR still hasn't
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  Speaker 1: called you getting fired. That was until now. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it in your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 1: here we go twenty I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kelly calling from Corporate HR. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with George. This is he Hi, Jared, how are
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  Speaker 1: you today? I'm good. How can I help? Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just calling because of the incident that happened in the
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  Speaker 1: office stairwell the other day. So you you heard about that.
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  Speaker 1: Security did inform me of what happened. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to say. I'm sorry. Well, we appreciate that, but
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  Speaker 1: as you know, we take these type of things very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I promise you this will never happened again. Okay, never,
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  Speaker 1: Let's just go through some things here. Jared, how long
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  Speaker 1: have you and Olivia been dating. I've been dating a
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  Speaker 1: little over two months. Well, I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 1: aware of this since you're a newer employee, but we
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  Speaker 1: do have to file a coworker relationship agreement with a company.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard of that before. Well, i'm your helpful
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  Speaker 1: HR person, so I've already got that started for you.
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  Speaker 1: I just need a little more information. Okay, you like, what, like,
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  Speaker 1: what other activities you two have been up to at work?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean activities we're just working. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to tell you that's not what I heard, and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to need to discuss some things. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean what you've heard talking about the cubicle area?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, their little little action own. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about any axe. Didn't that never happen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Well, that's not
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  Speaker 1: what she said. She who I've nothing ever happened in
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  Speaker 1: the game. I'm talking about Olivia. I spoke with her
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  Speaker 1: about an hour ago. I think you're going I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear this because she admitted that you two
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  Speaker 1: did it in the cubicle area. That's not true. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lie. I don't even know why she would even
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  Speaker 1: say that. Oh okay, let me see here. M through
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  Speaker 1: the notes. It says she did it in the cubicle area.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, well, I know she didn't do it with me,
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  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, I'm looking at the time on these
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  Speaker 1: notes that I have. This was definitely before you came aboard. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's referencing some guy in sales named Sam. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what Sam? Yeah, I know Sam. But we're not friends,
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  Speaker 1: not friends, just doppelbangers. Huh, I don't know what it
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  Speaker 1: is I have, Well Sam, sure does. It doesn't matter. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's keep going down the list. How about the conference room.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been in the conference room. Well that's weird
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  Speaker 1: because she said she did it in the conference room
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  Speaker 1: four times with different people. Well it wasn't me, it
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  Speaker 1: must have been Sam and some others. So what you're
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  Speaker 1: saying is my girlfriend has been doing it all over
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  Speaker 1: the office with other people. I mean, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: She's saying. I really should have read these notes before
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  Speaker 1: I call. It's just weird. I apologize. Wow, I can't
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  Speaker 1: do this. My girlfriend's doing this with everybody who's done
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  Speaker 1: this in the past. Whoa sip. You should see the
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  Speaker 1: one about the break room here, this note here? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I think I've heard enough. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear about more of her expectations. But it's like,
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  Speaker 1: how can you balance on a microwave? Much more flexible
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  Speaker 1: than when I was younger. You've got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: notes on her. She's done it on a microwave and
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  Speaker 1: everywhere with everybody. But she told you about all these things, right,
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  Speaker 1: This is no, she did not She did it. We
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been dating too much. If we were. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of doing everybody in the office. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: would definitely date her. She seems very talented. I don't
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you having fun. Sound like you're really enjoying this.
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  Speaker 1: This is so shocking. I mean, how can I look
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  Speaker 1: these guys in the face. She couldn't either, I mean
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  Speaker 1: looking at the positions she described anyway, there's no way
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  Speaker 1: she could see anybody's Wow. I am just blowed away too.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? This is not funny. My girl's
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  Speaker 1: been doing everybody. That's pretty funny because this is actually
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. How are you talking about? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my real name's Brooke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I had no way, no way, no way. Everyboddy Rubens
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  Speaker 1: set you up. No, he did tell us about the stairwell.
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  Speaker 1: He did, and he said that you've been freaking out
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  Speaker 1: thinking the HR was gonna call you any day. You
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  Speaker 1: know what. I was freaking out. I'm sure they gonna
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  Speaker 1: call me though, I'm sure. Okay, okay, wait before you go,
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  Speaker 1: I have to ask one last question. Okay, you need
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  Speaker 1: to answer honestly, did you hook up on my desk?
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  Speaker 1: He's not from HR. You can't ask me anymore questions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm marking down yes. No, wake up every morning with
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