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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Restroom Cell Phone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Away. We'll go to one eight hundred d yaway dot com.
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  Speaker 1: A great defense can be the difference between a dismiss
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  Speaker 1: case or jail time. What eight hundred away? Hello, I
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  Speaker 1: was looking for Brian speaking. This is Casey Ryback calling
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  Speaker 1: from property management. Um. You work in our building and
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  Speaker 1: use the fourth floor restroom. Correct, correct? Um, Well, believe
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  Speaker 1: it or not, we've been receiving quite a few complaints
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  Speaker 1: about you in the restroom complaints. What what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of complaints? People are complaining that you're on
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  Speaker 1: your cell phone while using the toilet. It's kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think it may be weird to them, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not weird to me. That's how I conduct business
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day, conducting business. Okay, Well, if
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  Speaker 1: a business call takes me into the restroom, then that's
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  Speaker 1: my business. If someone has a problem with it, tough cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Two guys last week said they had stage fright, couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even use the bathroom because of your chirping. Next time,
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  Speaker 1: space right, Yeah, come in, you use the restroom, you
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  Speaker 1: get out. What are you frightened up? I'm not yelling
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  Speaker 1: at them. I'm on the phone conducting business. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I do. I could have business on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: in the restroom, in the hallway, and the elevator, and
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  Speaker 1: in my office and at home and in the car.
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  Speaker 1: So if they have a problem with it, maybe they
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  Speaker 1: should use the ladies room. Can I be blunt with
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  Speaker 1: you for a second, Brian, Yes, you sound kind of
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  Speaker 1: like an inconsiderate a hole. You can't talk to me
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  Speaker 1: like that. I can have your fired. You have officially
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  Speaker 1: been banned from my bathroom, Sir. I don't give what
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  Speaker 1: you say. I'm out of fact. I'm in your bathroom
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  Speaker 1: right now. Who are you building manager? Is that who
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  Speaker 1: you are? Managed the building? Don't manage the individuals in
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  Speaker 1: the building well, first of all. Second of all, if
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  Speaker 1: somebody's business would I do When I'm in the restroom,
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  Speaker 1: I'm conducting business. I don't have time to little girls
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  Speaker 1: who would come in there with a shirt and tie,
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  Speaker 1: who are scared of a man's voice. Go down the hall.
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  Speaker 1: When you're in your listen, when you're in your cubicle,
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  Speaker 1: you're conducting business for you. When you're in that stall,
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  Speaker 1: that bathroom stalling you have. I don't have a cubicle.
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  Speaker 1: I have an office. Understand that there's a huge difference.
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  Speaker 1: I have an office and if a business call take
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  Speaker 1: me from the office into the restroom. So bid. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the one that keeps this building afloat. Without me, you
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  Speaker 1: won't have a job, my friend. I really didn't expect
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  Speaker 1: this to be so confrontational. You must be very very important.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming I'm very important, sir. Okay, yeah, I'm very important,
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  Speaker 1: more important than you normally tomorrow. Normally I can tell
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  Speaker 1: when people are very important because they remind me of
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  Speaker 1: it often, like you've done so far. So thank you
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  Speaker 1: for letting me know how important you are. You jerk.
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  Speaker 1: You must have a BMW three series. It's actually a
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  Speaker 1: five series. And you're not even blessed enough to look
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  Speaker 1: at my car. You need to mission to look at
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  Speaker 1: my car. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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  Speaker 1: Good it should be funny because this is Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What. Yeah, it's a joke, man. Your co
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  Speaker 1: worker David set you up. He says that you talk
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  Speaker 1: on the phone NonStop everywhere and that you're kind of
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  Speaker 1: a well you know what, I might be kind of
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  Speaker 1: a proof, but I mean ten times more than that
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  Speaker 1: douchebag any day you really use the phone on the
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  Speaker 1: toilet that much, Man, Dude, I got business conduct. If
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta go. Apparently,