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Phone Tap PODCAST: Smart Car Feedback · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It is
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap and car technology keeps getting
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  Speaker 1: more and more advanced every year. Oh yeah, they already
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  Speaker 1: practically drive themselves now. They're so crazy, like when they
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  Speaker 1: park themselves. I don't have a car that fancy, but
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  Speaker 1: I think it's really cool. It's crazy. Yeah, but what
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  Speaker 1: if your new smart car was smarter than you even realized?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? What if it was observing you, oh,
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  Speaker 1: studying you, Gary watching you. That's kind of what I
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  Speaker 1: tell the guy in today's prank call. And not only
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  Speaker 1: does he not know that's happening, but he also doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know that his car has motive, and we're about to
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  Speaker 1: find out what it is in your brand new phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. The twenties. Hello Ali, my name's Lucas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm part of the customer Service department. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Dave Saskin. This is he Hey, Dave, how
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  Speaker 1: are you doing today? Doing good? Um? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: That's great to hear. Just giving you a call because
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  Speaker 1: I see here that you bought a new car from
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  Speaker 1: us about three months ago. Is that correct? That's correct?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, as part of our customer service guarantee,
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  Speaker 1: we're calling you to give you a quarterly update. Um,
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  Speaker 1: quarterly update. You know, I'm actually not interested. You can
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  Speaker 1: just tick me off your list for that. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's not a list thing. I'm just calling you
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  Speaker 1: to give you an update on your car. But UM,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't thrown it into a service. It's been with
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  Speaker 1: me the whole time. Yes, I know that. But part
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  Speaker 1: of our service here is to pass on messages that
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  Speaker 1: your car is relaying to the dealership. I'm not following.
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  Speaker 1: What what do you mean? You know, with these smart
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  Speaker 1: cars nowadays, they can tell a lot that's going on
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  Speaker 1: with the vehicle performance. So some of this information might
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  Speaker 1: be really helpful. I mean, if there's any way, can
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  Speaker 1: you excuse me that the overview that would be great
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  Speaker 1: because I don't have a lot of time right now. Perfect,
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  Speaker 1: We'll make this real quick. So in the last three months,
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  Speaker 1: you've taken eighty seven trips and your car's noticed that,
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  Speaker 1: on average, you reach your GPS destination three minutes sooner
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  Speaker 1: than estimated. That's actually crazy. It knows that. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those smart cars, I'll tell you. But your car did
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  Speaker 1: the math and found out that you're going on average
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  Speaker 1: eight miles per hour over the speed limit. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do you have anything to say for yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Say for myself? What does that mean? Well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's speeding. You're breaking the law. Okay, are you like
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  Speaker 1: the police? I don't. Well, I'm just letting you know
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  Speaker 1: that it's making your car feel uneasy, feel a little
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  Speaker 1: bit unsafe, and if that continues, it may have to
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  Speaker 1: send the information to the authorities. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's a smart car, sir. It has a high powered
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  Speaker 1: computer in it, and it wants to keep you and
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  Speaker 1: itself safe. Well, it sounds like it wants me in jail.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's not like it's just saying slow down. Also,
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  Speaker 1: you may want to adjust your speaker volume a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: What is that. Well, according to your car, you listen
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  Speaker 1: to your music ten decibels louder than the average man
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  Speaker 1: your age, than the average men my age, what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is this. It's like the car's watching me or something.
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  Speaker 1: It's caring for you, dude. Man, it's moderning your wellbeing.
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  Speaker 1: My wellbeing is my business. Okay, you can. It's also
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  Speaker 1: suggested you maybe should watch an online video about the
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  Speaker 1: dangers of listening to the radio too loud for men
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  Speaker 1: your age, men my age? What is that supposed to mean?
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  Speaker 1: You're an older gentleman and it just wants to make
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  Speaker 1: sure you're not going to lose your hearing too quickly. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is off the rails man. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: is that a yes or a no on watching that video? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you could say that's a that's a no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not taking advice from my car, okay on how
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  Speaker 1: to live. I have a wife for that. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: really wish you would, because if I'm being one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent honest here, I'm a little concerned for your hearing
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  Speaker 1: as well. So I'm sorry, Wait, are you saying that
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  Speaker 1: you're concerned about this? I have had to repeat myself
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  Speaker 1: several times during this phone call, So yes, I am
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  Speaker 1: a little bit concerned. You're you're kissing me off right now?
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  Speaker 1: What should be pissing you off, is how you're misusing
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  Speaker 1: the front driver's side seat the front see you? How? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me to how am I misusing the front seat? Well,
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  Speaker 1: God's sake, According to your car, you're using the heated
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  Speaker 1: seat warmer thirty percent more than the average man your age.
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  Speaker 1: Can you just stop with the average man your age? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm not old? Okay, men of your generation, that's
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  Speaker 1: not better. I put the seat warmer on because my
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  Speaker 1: ass is cold. Okay. Well, over the last three months,
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  Speaker 1: your car has calculated the heat of your rear end
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  Speaker 1: when you first sit down. What sorry, do you need
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  Speaker 1: me to speak louder? Your car has been calculating the
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  Speaker 1: heat of your rear end as you sit down, and
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  Speaker 1: according to your car, it shouldn't be that low of
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  Speaker 1: a temperature. So you might want to see a doctor
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  Speaker 1: about that. This is unbelievable. I agree. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what kind of problems cause cold butt, but you should
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  Speaker 1: definitely ask your physician about that. That's what your car
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  Speaker 1: thinks at least. This just stuff. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: turn off all all the data on this car. Otherwise
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming down there and I'm returning this thing. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it. No, sir, Before you do that,
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  Speaker 1: you should know that there's a prank phone call. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about. I don't actually work for the
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  Speaker 1: car dealer. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh it's a joke. Man. Your wife,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, your wife Mary set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: said that you have a super smart car right now,
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  Speaker 1: but you have no idea how to use all the
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  Speaker 1: stuff in. Oh dude, I thought my car was tucking me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh wait, your car is sending us
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  Speaker 1: a message right now. That's saying this phone tap has
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  Speaker 1: stressed you out, so it's suggesting you take a yoga
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  Speaker 1: class otherwise it will alert the authorities. Oh yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: you can tell my cardiop okay, week up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties, Holy On
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  Speaker 1: Ruined ninety two point five