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Phone Tap: Company Nickname · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just started a brand new job at
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  Speaker 1: a company. All right, and apparently his boss told him
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  Speaker 1: to submit a short bio about himself for the work
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  Speaker 1: newsletter so other employees could get to know him a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, okay, Well he wrote one up, sent
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  Speaker 1: it in, but unfortunately he made one critical mistake. He
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  Speaker 1: told his girlfriend about it. So now we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: break and honestly, his bio it's not quite there, but
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna help him with it. In a phone taps
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Hello, Hello, is this Tom? Yes it
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  Speaker 1: is hey man, This is Bobby. I'm one of the
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  Speaker 1: people in charge putting together a company newsletter. Oh oh hey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing good? I just want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know that we got your bio. Thanks for sending
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  Speaker 1: that in. Yeah, yeah, of course, Um, you know the
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  Speaker 1: funny thing I see here that you're from a small
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  Speaker 1: town because crazy, so am I. Isn't that weird? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: small towns, man, I tell you. Yeah, yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: sometimes the small towns produced the coolest dudes, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's true. That's a good, good point, so true. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: I was just reading through the rest of what you
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  Speaker 1: put down for your bio here, and I got to
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  Speaker 1: be honest, nothing really jumped out at me. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I apologize for that. I can type up a new
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  Speaker 1: one if you like, So I'm not gonna have time
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  Speaker 1: for that. I'm on a deadline here, okay, yeah, of course,
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  Speaker 1: of course. Sorry. Um, Because here's the thing. Our company's
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  Speaker 1: pretty big, So the newsletter, it's something that we used
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  Speaker 1: to help people remember the new employees, like yourself, right right,
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  Speaker 1: and my boss Dave. I mean, he hammers on me
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  Speaker 1: if these bios don't sound memorable. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Yeah. I just did something for you, and
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  Speaker 1: we're just gonna have to go with it. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean by that? You you actually changed my bio
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  Speaker 1: what I sent to you. I mean, that's why I
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  Speaker 1: called you because in the past. If a person submits
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  Speaker 1: like a snoozer bio like the one that you did,
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  Speaker 1: I have to spice it up a little bit. Give
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  Speaker 1: you a nickname that people can remember you buy Can
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  Speaker 1: I ask what what? What is the name that you
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  Speaker 1: gave me? I actually came with a few different ones,
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  Speaker 1: but I think I like this one the best. The
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  Speaker 1: first one that I have here is skid marks, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, in your biot said that you used to
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  Speaker 1: race go karts when you were kids, So skid marks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't really think that's gonna I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that's gonna come across. Uh. I don't think people
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  Speaker 1: are really gonna get that that's related to the go
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  Speaker 1: kart racing. I think they're gonna remember you by it,
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  Speaker 1: like you just want to be remembered. Well sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm not disagreeing with you there. I imagine
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  Speaker 1: five thousand employees all yelling at you, yo, skid marks,
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  Speaker 1: love you skid mark? Yeah, No, you know, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I want to do skid mark. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to put that out there right now. How
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  Speaker 1: about stank finger ut finger, Yes, stank finger. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really have a reason for that one. It just felt
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  Speaker 1: like it fit you. You just sort of came up
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  Speaker 1: to that one. Yeah, Bobby's stank finger kind of flows. Actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody would remember stank finger around the office, right, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Can you just stop calling me stanks finger. I'm new here,
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  Speaker 1: I want a career here, and I really don't want
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  Speaker 1: my coworkers calling me by the name stank Finger. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I got three I got thirty seconds here to submit
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  Speaker 1: a name. Okay, I got it, But but we're not
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to go a stinking Okay, what about it?
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  Speaker 1: How about name? How about pool noodle? No? Absolutely, mister
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  Speaker 1: Lake mean, mister Limp. Okay, what is no? No, we're not.
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  Speaker 1: People are not going to call you. You gotta work
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  Speaker 1: with me. I have fifteen seconds here. What about pants pirates?
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  Speaker 1: Double What are you saying? You don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: double P the pants Pirate? No? I do not want
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  Speaker 1: to be double P the pants fight? Dude? What do
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  Speaker 1: you go with my name? You're making my job impossible here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm making your job impossible. Yeah, my boss is gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill me. I just want to be really honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: Your ideas were really um oh wow, and yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is not this not kid Mark has thrown shade
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  Speaker 1: at me. Stop calling me skid Mark. That's the last
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  Speaker 1: time I'm going to tell you that. And you know what,
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  Speaker 1: this entire situation never should have happened. You don't just
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  Speaker 1: call someone and and ask them that they need a
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  Speaker 1: new nickname for them in two minutes and put all
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  Speaker 1: this pressure on them. This is absolutely ridiculous. Classic skid
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  Speaker 1: Mark getting all upset over nothing. Me skid Mark. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: skid Mark, gout mad? You know. You know what, if
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know better, I would think that you're just
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  Speaker 1: calling to screw with me or something like some sort
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  Speaker 1: of new employee hazing or oh crap like that. I
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  Speaker 1: am screwing at you a little bit, skid because this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You? You're not from work. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not from work. I'm from a radio show, a
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  Speaker 1: morning radio show. Your girlfriend Katie emailed us and set
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  Speaker 1: you up because she knew that you're a little worried
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  Speaker 1: about getting adjusted to your new job, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to mess with you a little bit. Are you kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Get Katie put you up to this? Yeah, she came
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  Speaker 1: up with the nicknames too, with skid Mark. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that. Sounds like you didn't like skid Mark, but hey,
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  Speaker 1: think about it, Tiny Tommy, Oh God, I hate you.
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  Speaker 1: That's memorable. Is it colden here or is that Tiny
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  Speaker 1: Tommy week up every morning with the twenties brooking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning,