Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: I Can't Tell You That
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- 0:17Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And imagine applying for a job,
- 0:20Speaker 1: one that you really really want. Oh so nerve reckon,
- 0:24Speaker 1: and you actually managed to get an interview. Awesome, and
- 0:28Speaker 1: you're just thinking, man, this is it. Yes, I'm in
- 0:30Speaker 1: the right place, the right time. My whole life has
- 0:34Speaker 1: built up to this moment. All I need to do
- 0:37Speaker 1: now is nail this interview. Get it a lot of pressure.
- 0:40Speaker 1: And then the interview happens and you can't answer any
- 0:44Speaker 1: of the questions. How would that conversation go? Well, probably
- 0:50Speaker 1: a little something like today's brand new phone tap. When
- 0:53Speaker 1: I bomb a job interview harder than anybody's ever bombed
- 0:57Speaker 1: a job interview before. It's your rand new phone tap
- 1:01Speaker 1: right now, tell me hello, Hi, my name's Marco. I
- 1:12Speaker 1: was scheduled to call a Rose at this time for
- 1:14Speaker 1: an interview. Oh yeah, Marco, nice to meet you. Nice
- 1:18Speaker 1: to meet you as well. Okay, I guess we should
- 1:20Speaker 1: just are you okay to start the interview? Now? Yeah,
- 1:23Speaker 1: let's do it. Well. Um, first of all, how did
- 1:26Speaker 1: you hear about the position? Well, it's a funny story. Um.
- 1:32Speaker 1: I wish I could answer that. Um, okay, what do
- 1:37Speaker 1: you mean? I mean, it's just that it's a pretty
- 1:39Speaker 1: funny story. I just I just can't really get into it.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Um Okay, I'm sorry. No, I mean, is there a
- 1:47Speaker 1: particular reason? I mean, I probably shouldn't say it's just yeah, No,
- 1:54Speaker 1: I just shouldn't say, gotcha. Um, let's see. Why don't
- 1:58Speaker 1: you just tell me why you why for the position? Okay? Um? Yeah, well,
- 2:03Speaker 1: I mean the main reason. Okay, this is not gonna
- 2:07Speaker 1: look good for me, But I just I can't tell
- 2:09Speaker 1: you why. I'm so sorry. What do you mean? I mean?
- 2:13Speaker 1: I want to tell you why I applied. I just
- 2:17Speaker 1: I really do. I just can't say it right now. Maybe,
- 2:20Speaker 1: like if there's a future date, I can tell you
- 2:23Speaker 1: about why I applied for the position, But right now,
- 2:24Speaker 1: I just I can't. I'm sorry. So embarrassing. All right, Um,
- 2:29Speaker 1: it's a little strange. I don't know what to say. Yeah,
- 2:33Speaker 1: I guess, what do you mean? I mean, I feel
- 2:36Speaker 1: like I'm asking normal questions and you just you keep
- 2:39Speaker 1: telling me that you can't answer them or won't answer them. No,
- 2:42Speaker 1: I mean, I guess. I guess that is weird. I'm
- 2:44Speaker 1: really sorry about that, but I'm pretty sure I can
- 2:46Speaker 1: answer anything else that you might have. Uh. Yeah, I
- 2:50Speaker 1: don't know. No, Please just try me ask anything. I'll
- 2:53Speaker 1: tell you the answer. Okay, what did you have for
- 2:57Speaker 1: breakfast this morning? Let's try that. Oh my god, anything
- 3:01Speaker 1: but that question? Okay, okay, can you give me anything
- 3:03Speaker 1: else but that? You really can't answer what you had
- 3:06Speaker 1: for breakfast this morning? I don't understand why you're even calling. No,
- 3:09Speaker 1: I really can't. I can't. I cannot apologize enough. I
- 3:13Speaker 1: know this probably sounds super unprofessional, but trust me, I
- 3:17Speaker 1: have a really good reason for it. Okay, and that
- 3:20Speaker 1: is you're gonna kill me. But I can't answer that either.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay, yeah, I think we're done here. Thank you.
- 3:28Speaker 1: I know, hold on, please, I really need this job, okay,
- 3:31Speaker 1: like I've dreamed of working with your company for years now?
- 3:34Speaker 1: Really was that a question? What's a question? When you said? Really,
- 3:40Speaker 1: you mean it sound like you're asking, really, did you
- 3:42Speaker 1: always dream of working here? Is that what you meant? Yes,
- 3:45Speaker 1: I guess that's what I was thinking. Oh yeah, No,
- 3:48Speaker 1: I can't answer that either. I'm sorry. Okay, I really
- 3:51Speaker 1: wasn't asking you that question at that time. I understand you.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Just you seem frustrated, and that's okay, because I honestly
- 3:58Speaker 1: i'd be that way too if I was in your position. Yeah, well,
- 4:01Speaker 1: thank you for your time. I will let you know
- 4:04Speaker 1: if you were highed. Well hold on, wait wait wait,
- 4:06Speaker 1: I mean I get it like it sounds like you're
- 4:07Speaker 1: blowing me off right now, and I totally understand why
- 4:10Speaker 1: you're doing that, but I just really we're ending this.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Let's just end this please. I just I just need
- 4:15Speaker 1: to know. Is it because I couldn't answer any of
- 4:17Speaker 1: your interview questions? Yes? That might have something to do
- 4:21Speaker 1: with it, obviously. Is it my tone of voice? I've
- 4:23Speaker 1: been told I sound whiny. Your tone of voice is
- 4:26Speaker 1: besides the point right now? Oh it is? It is
- 4:29Speaker 1: the tone. I don't understand how you've gone through any
- 4:31Speaker 1: interview at this point, Okay, but I want to tell
- 4:34Speaker 1: you I'm sorry you've already said that, but this time,
- 4:38Speaker 1: I really mean it. No, I don't think you do.
- 4:40Speaker 1: You're wasting my time and I'm hanging up the phone
- 4:43Speaker 1: right now. Thank you have a good wait wait, wait,
- 4:45Speaker 1: hold on, before you go, I do need to tell
- 4:46Speaker 1: you something real quick. It's just gonna no no, because
- 4:48Speaker 1: it's gonna make sense of everything that just happened. I promise.
- 4:51Speaker 1: What What is it? What you just got prank called?
- 4:55Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about My name's Jeffrey,
- 4:57Speaker 1: and I'm one of the hosts of Brook and Jeffrey
- 4:59Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Your co worker Laura
- 5:05Speaker 1: set you up. She said you were going to do
- 5:07Speaker 1: a bunch of interviews today and wanted to start you
- 5:08Speaker 1: off with a total nut job. Of course she did.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Oh my god, is he on? Like? Does he what?
- 5:16Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable answering that question right now. I'm
- 5:18Speaker 1: so sorry. Of course, you don't weak up every morning
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