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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sebastian Giles Wants Your Space · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred d y away.
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away on the twenties. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi there, I was looking to speak with Jane speaking. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: hi Jane. I like that name. It's very average, but
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  Speaker 1: in a good way. Who is that? Oh? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Allow me to introduce myself. That was terribly rude. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Sebastian Giles. You've probably heard of me from
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  Speaker 1: from perhaps the Wall Street Journal or Forbes magazine. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of you. Oh, not a big reader.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What is this in reference to? Oh? This
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  Speaker 1: is in reference to the fact that I just got
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  Speaker 1: off the phone with the people at the w Hotel
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  Speaker 1: and and they said that next month you ever reserved
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  Speaker 1: the banquet hall on the seventeenth. Is that right? Oh? Yes, yes, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you mind me asking what for? Well, my daughter's
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  Speaker 1: getting married and we're having their reception. You worked for
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  Speaker 1: the wh I haven't worked for anybody but myself since
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  Speaker 1: I was well. Ever, actually so, no, I do not
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  Speaker 1: work for the hotel. And that's very cooint about the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Might I ask what's on the menu? I'm sorry, So
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  Speaker 1: if you don't work at the w why are you
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  Speaker 1: calling me? Oh okay, enough of the small talk. I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to come down to your level and maybe
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  Speaker 1: become friends before I got into this. But the people
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel gave me your information because I need
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  Speaker 1: that room that same day, So you are going to
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  Speaker 1: have to move your daughter's reception. Okay, Honestly, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who you are. I have the room booked, it's
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  Speaker 1: been booked for over a year, and they're having our
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  Speaker 1: reception there, so I'm sorry it's not available. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: it's an issue of the food, I'm sure little smokies
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  Speaker 1: and ding dongs keep for a day or so, so
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't miss out on the catering. If that's the problem,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. This is a very classy event. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about, with kingdoms and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's going to be a plus. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure it's going to be an a plus event. I
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  Speaker 1: am willing to pay you a lot of money if
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  Speaker 1: you'd reconsider. Oh I would hear this? Please go on. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what is a lot of money to you?
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  Speaker 1: Fifty dollars, sixty dollars, but heaven forbid seventy five dollars,
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  Speaker 1: I'd go that high. Where do you get a first
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  Speaker 1: of all, calling me, you have no idea who I am?
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  Speaker 1: How dare you insult me and act like your son rich? Oh? Okay, here,
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  Speaker 1: I think is a little bit of disconnect. Act like
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  Speaker 1: I'm rich. No, I am very wealthy. And everybody has
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  Speaker 1: a price, So you name it? How much will it cost?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a price. I am not going to
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  Speaker 1: give you this room. You understand all? Are you having
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  Speaker 1: trouble speaking? What do you mean? What? Well? Every single
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  Speaker 1: word you said sounded like it had a period behind it,
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  Speaker 1: sort of like you don't know words very well and
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  Speaker 1: you were thinking a lot. I'm just making sure this
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  Speaker 1: is an overload for you. You are a condescending piece
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  Speaker 1: of My daughter is getting married on the seventeenth, and
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  Speaker 1: you are not going to mess this up. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think I know what this is. Because of my
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  Speaker 1: wealth and my status. You think I'm bribing you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not bribing you at all for the space. Think of
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  Speaker 1: it more as a handout, sort of a helping hand.
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  Speaker 1: If you were here in front of me right now,
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  Speaker 1: I would punch you into faith. Well, do you understand
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  Speaker 1: I never I have never been threatened with physical violence
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  Speaker 1: in all of my life. Yeah. I doubt that highly. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it has happened quite a bit. Yes, So are we done?
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  Speaker 1: I think I've made myself pretty clear. Well, we are
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  Speaker 1: almost done. Yes, I just need to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call and then we can
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  Speaker 1: sort of put a bow on it and it up.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say, Oh, I'm talking about the fact
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  Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
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  Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you and your husband, Carl.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband, Your husband, Carl set you up. He told
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  Speaker 1: me that you were nervous about the reception going wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. Oh my god. Oh we knew it
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  Speaker 1: all along. We knew it. Didn't Wait, I knew it
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  Speaker 1: because your English accent suck. Oh okay, well that's probably
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not English. I'm American, but I do hang
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  Speaker 1: around the Brits quite often, so it might be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit in there. You are so full of it,
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  Speaker 1: if you mean full of dollars. Yes, I am absolutely
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  Speaker 1: week up every morning with Jews the point five