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Phone Tap: Rolando Teaches Kenny G to Kids · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away.
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  Speaker 3: It is time for your phone tap. I am living
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  Speaker 3: proof that you don't need to have prior experience or
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  Speaker 3: any discernible skills or talents to land a job. You're
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  Speaker 3: completely unqualified.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, Jeffries, Wow.
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  Speaker 3: A lot. That's why we call a high school music
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  Speaker 3: teacher today who's about to go on her maternity leave
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  Speaker 3: and introduce her to her backfill. It's a guy with
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  Speaker 3: zero qualifications for teaching music, but he makes up for
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  Speaker 3: that with lots and lots of passion.
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  Speaker 2: His name Roland.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm the star of your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hello, they says Rolando. Who I say, Rolando?
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  Speaker 2: I am here?
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  Speaker 4: Hah Sorry, I think you may have the wrong number.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know Rolando.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my apologize. Is this miss Hannah from high school?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are the music teacher.
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, I'm the music teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 5: You are going on maternity leave and I am feeling
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  Speaker 5: in for you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I only accept the position.
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  Speaker 4: They told me they hired someone, but I didn't know
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  Speaker 4: who it was. So it's nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the pleasure is all mine.
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  Speaker 5: I have never personally taught music in my whole entire life.
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  Speaker 4: But you've never taught music in your whole life.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, but you see, I used to teach health
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  Speaker 5: because I know all about the human body.
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  Speaker 2: It is my expertise.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. That is good to know. But this is introductory
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  Speaker 4: band that we're teaching, so I don't really know where
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  Speaker 4: you're going with this.
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  Speaker 5: All I am saying is, even though I have never
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  Speaker 5: taught music, I have been inspired by the most beautyful,
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  Speaker 5: sensual and artistic man who has ever blown through the
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  Speaker 5: long saxophone.
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  Speaker 2: What I am talking about, Kenny G?
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  Speaker 4: I mean this again. It's it's introductory band. I have
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  Speaker 4: everything that you oh.
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  Speaker 2: Jays jays, that is perfect.
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  Speaker 5: No, he is an introduction to the sexiest manner lives.
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  Speaker 4: I agree that all artists are important, and we do
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  Speaker 4: teach that to our students, and along with Kenny G.
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  Speaker 2: But O, I love the Guinny G.
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  Speaker 4: Do you not I like Kenny G. But the problem
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  Speaker 4: is that you have no experience teaching music, and that's
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  Speaker 4: going to be the that's gonna be a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Says, I do not have experience.
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  Speaker 4: You you did said that?
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  Speaker 5: What I play? Listen to this recording of me from
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  Speaker 5: last night.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is already troubling enough. Oh my god, this
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  Speaker 4: cannot be happening.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what do you think, jays?
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  Speaker 4: You sound in line with the students I'm currently teaching,
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  Speaker 4: So I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, compared to Kenny G. Anybody looks like a fool.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: What I was gonna say is compared to my beginner
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  Speaker 4: band student, it was really bad. And you're gonna be
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  Speaker 4: teaching that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that hurt my heart. Good thing. It is bigger
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  Speaker 2: than the whole city, and I can take a bunch.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means. But this is
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  Speaker 4: not going well.
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  Speaker 5: You can cheap away at my heart, but you cannot
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  Speaker 5: cheap away at Kenny G.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, who hired you exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, do not be concerned. I am going to help
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  Speaker 2: you relax.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm very concerned.
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  Speaker 2: I have written a song just for JU and your
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  Speaker 2: unborn baby.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear any more.
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  Speaker 5: So put a phone to your stomach right now, your
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  Speaker 5: rude to a poor ga.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I need because I think that I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: need to have a conversation with our principle. I don't
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  Speaker 4: feel that this is going to work out. So when
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  Speaker 4: I'm gone, Oh.
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  Speaker 5: But you must have a conversation with your husband first, Rico.
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  Speaker 4: What what you must speak to?
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  Speaker 2: Rico?
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  Speaker 5: He is the one who set all of this up
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  Speaker 5: because it is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: And you are on Brooken Heffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: What who is this is actually a Jolisey from brook
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  Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 5: on you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, No, I'm not okay, Actually I was seriously concerned.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling in like this isn't I.
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  Speaker 4: Still feel like this is true though, No it's not.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't know who they are for you, but
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  Speaker 5: I know it's not me, and that is a good
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  Speaker 5: thing for everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Thank God.
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  Speaker 2: Anything's better than Rolando, though, I mean, let's get.
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  Speaker 5: Real anything okay, now, let me speak to the child.
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  Speaker 4: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 5: Just kicking, I can hear it. Would you have a
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  Speaker 5: future canny g found in there?
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
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