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Phone Tap: Clover Murder Mystery · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: uyowa dot com or call eight hundred ui away. You
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  Speaker 1: ever woke up in the morning like I have to
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  Speaker 1: go into work again, won't somebody just make me laugh
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  Speaker 1: every day? Well that's what we do here, laugh a day.
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  Speaker 1: Law Yes, stop laughing laughing right now. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that. But jose Mite tap when he calls a
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  Speaker 1: guy who's on the first week of his new job
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  Speaker 1: working at one of those murder mystery dinner places. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: good job. Go in with like a big group of
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  Speaker 1: people and then the lights go out and you'll have
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  Speaker 1: to work together to solve a crime. I still haven't
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  Speaker 1: done one of these. I always wanted to though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're really fun. But Jose he's not your average patron. No,
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  Speaker 1: in fact, he's not even Jose. He's a former Black
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  Speaker 1: Ops soldier, special Clover's and he's got an entirely different
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  Speaker 1: take on what should happen at murder mystery now we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your brand new phonees app right
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  Speaker 1: now the twenties Murder Mystery Dinner Theater. This is Ben.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hello? Ben? Me names Clover? Um. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling because my services have been requested for your
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  Speaker 1: murder blood birth this weekend. Okay, yeah, it's a murdering
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  Speaker 1: your mystery dinner party. Are you saying you're coming this weekend? Affirmative? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Accept the job. I'm not sure what that means, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm It's always fun for people, and it's different every time,
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  Speaker 1: so I think you'll enjoy it. So you do this
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  Speaker 1: a lot? Then? Oh? Yes, every week? That's pretty sad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think i've worked with you before. Who's your boss? Well?
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  Speaker 1: My manager's name is Todd. All right, So does this
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  Speaker 1: Todd go by the name the Reaper? By chance? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't think so. I'm sorry. There's something I
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  Speaker 1: can I can help you with. Well, I've got some
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  Speaker 1: questions regarding the job, type of weaponry. Who fears appropriate
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  Speaker 1: for this occasion? I know there's no weapons strictly forbidden
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  Speaker 1: on the premises. Oh right, bare hands only. Oh my,
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  Speaker 1: you see the fear in their eyes. Before they take
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  Speaker 1: their final breath style Ben. Yeah, thanks, Is there welcome?
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  Speaker 1: Anything else? Anything else I can help you with? When
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  Speaker 1: this all goes down, I want to assure you you
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  Speaker 1: won't see me. You'll never even know I was there.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm I'm usually the guy checks you in,
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  Speaker 1: so you need to check in so to get your
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  Speaker 1: drink tickets. Cloe but doesn't need any drink tickets all right,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't touched the stuff since Monaco. Huh. You know
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  Speaker 1: the Dark Dagger hist devote four That was me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not familiar with that one. But you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: get alcohol. You can have coke, you can't lemonade. If
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  Speaker 1: there's some other options too? Oh, I see, is lemonade
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  Speaker 1: the code word? Then that's when I know and destroy? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I would just follow the directions that
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  Speaker 1: give you when you arrive. It's all very structured. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't require you to freelance your own story or anything really, right, right,
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  Speaker 1: But what would you say would be the top two
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  Speaker 1: places inside the establishment to hide a body? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: know what you're doing. If you're trying to cheat, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't give you any hints you'll just have
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  Speaker 1: to do your best when you get here. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: don't need any hints. All right, let's just get right
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  Speaker 1: to the ballocks of it. Let's talk price. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: haven't paid yet. Well, all the prices are listed on
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  Speaker 1: the website. But if you have your credit card and
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  Speaker 1: runner for you right now? Are you mad? There could
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  Speaker 1: be no digital traces of funds exchange. Oh I need
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  Speaker 1: to be paid in cash, half up front and half
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  Speaker 1: after the job's done. I thought you said you've done
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  Speaker 1: this before. Okay, I'm sorry. Maybe I've been off this
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  Speaker 1: whole call. Are you one of the actors? No, mate,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no actor. You think this as a joke at
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  Speaker 1: this point, I don't know. I'm really confused. I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of scared you're so. Can I grab my manager and
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  Speaker 1: get him on the call? There's no need. He already
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  Speaker 1: knows i'm calling. I don't understand you're you're already calling
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  Speaker 1: for My manager already knows because he's the one who
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  Speaker 1: set you up for his prank phone call. A prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Yeah, he's probably laughing his butt off right now.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is this? This is actually Jose
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show brook At Jeffrey in the morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh that's just
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  Speaker 1: like a weird place, Like, what the hell was going dude?
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  Speaker 1: You fell for it perfectly because your boss Todd actually
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  Speaker 1: said that this is your first week on the job,
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  Speaker 1: and he tried to warn you that some guests like
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  Speaker 1: take it away too seriously. So yeah, like he said that,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know it'd be like people completely in character,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, am I supposed to go with this?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, who's in character? Are you in character?
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  Speaker 1: I love that voice. By the way, that's great. You
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  Speaker 1: better like it. It's gonna be the last voice you
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  Speaker 1: ever hear. Mate. No, I'm totally kidding. I'm a nice guy.
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  Speaker 1: I promise. Like you got scared again though, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Fune tabs weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties,