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Phone Tap: Egyptian Anniversary · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hund away. It's almost
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And today I call up
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  Speaker 1: a woman and tell her that I work for the
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  Speaker 1: party planning company that just put on her parents fiftieth
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  Speaker 1: wedding anniversary. Oh cool, a big one. So I just
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure everything went smoothly. And then I
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  Speaker 1: tell her the bad news. Oh what is it? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the bill might be slightly larger than she was expecting,
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  Speaker 1: but I have a very good, kind of unique reason
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  Speaker 1: for it. I don't think she's gonna love it. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out what it is in your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap happening right now. Huh? Hi is Tiffany there? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is hi Tiffany. My name is B J. Worthy
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  Speaker 1: and I'm calling from a How are you today? Oh? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm awesome you guys, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: The party was awesome for my parents. That's so great.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to check in and see how that fiftieth
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  Speaker 1: anniversary party went. I'm really glad to hear that it
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  Speaker 1: was a blast. They loved it everyone they just wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: stop dancing. Oh well, that's wonderful to hear, um, And
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  Speaker 1: I hope that you tell your friends about us. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: I already have. Trust me, you got millions of customers coming.
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  Speaker 1: That's wonderful. I just have one last thing to discuss
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  Speaker 1: with you. Okay. The final bill was fairly large, and
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  Speaker 1: we have a payment plan available if you'd like to
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  Speaker 1: exercise that option with us. We cashed out at sixty five, right.
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  Speaker 1: I know that they can go o, we're just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. But I was told that it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: much more than that. Well, you're absolutely right, it wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be much more than that. For the napkins, what do
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  Speaker 1: you named napkins? Those were shint Egyptian napkins flown in
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  Speaker 1: from Turkey. Are you kidding me? You full napkin. According
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  Speaker 1: to our agreement, which you signed, we had full authority
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  Speaker 1: spend whatever we deemed appropriate for the occasion, and we
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  Speaker 1: thought that your parents would absolutely love some authentic ancient
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  Speaker 1: Egyptian napkins. That was okay. Actually you did say it
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  Speaker 1: was okay. You signed the agreement, yes, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you signed it. Nobody ever told me anything about napkins
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  Speaker 1: being flown over here. I actually think you should be
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  Speaker 1: thanking me right now, especially because the bill was lower
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  Speaker 1: than we expected, only one hundred and eighty one thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 1: So you're welcome this freaking chuck. It has to be
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  Speaker 1: you to sell one hundred and eighty one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It is a little bit more, and so we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out how you can try out. It's not
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. You selected the Desert Diamond Package, which
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  Speaker 1: gives you authentic artifacts from the Sahara Desert, which obviously
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  Speaker 1: can be quite expensive. Yeah, theme, not artifacts being pluny in. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's part of the Desert Diamond package. You know. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't chuck e cheese. And I'm not Michael Jackson, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of money. I wish you
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  Speaker 1: were Michael Jackson, because he wouldn't give me so much
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  Speaker 1: grief about paying his bill. If I was Michael Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: I'd move off all over your face right now, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Well please don't get short with me. I'm not being
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  Speaker 1: short with you, ma'am. I'm just telling you that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm not paying for any of the show. Well,
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  Speaker 1: someone needs to pay for these authentic hourglasses with sand
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  Speaker 1: excavated from Egypt. I'm not paying for sad sir, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not well. This isn't just saying. This is saying
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  Speaker 1: that was excavated from the Hogar Mountains in Egypt where
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  Speaker 1: the pharaohs were buried, and it was mountains or any
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  Speaker 1: sand or anythier saying all this is making me angry. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, it's Hogar Mountains, not Hogwarts. Your party
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  Speaker 1: had nothing to do with Harry Potter. That's a different package.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't select whatever. I don't care. Wow, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: guess you don't care about the place mats. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care about any of that four thousand year old
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  Speaker 1: papyrus placement recover from the Temple of Inscriptions and you
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  Speaker 1: don't care. You don't care about this, man. I tell you, customers,
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  Speaker 1: we do things right at this company, and then this
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  Speaker 1: is what we get. You know, we started off this
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Well, you told me that you were happy
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  Speaker 1: with the party. You said how great everything was and
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  Speaker 1: that people couldn't stop dancing. I think Egyptian papyrus had
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  Speaker 1: a little bit to do with the joy. That had
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  Speaker 1: more to do with the fox to the people were.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not doing it. I'm not doing this all right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: then I guess we're gonna have to send you to collections.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not paying you and your sister Glenda both We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to pay. Glenn is definitely not paying it.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably right because this is a phone tap. Your
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  Speaker 1: sister Glenda set you up for a prank. Yep, this
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  Speaker 1: is young Jeffrey from brook and Jeffrey in the Morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. You tread no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not getting Glenda set you up. She said you'd freak
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  Speaker 1: out if the party planners went over budget for your
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  Speaker 1: parents anniversary, So you don't know us any more money.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was about to drive over there
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  Speaker 1: in like, seriously, Church, have you hit me with a
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  Speaker 1: papyrus placement. We would have to charge you extra for that.
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  Speaker 1: So you are horrible broken. Jeffrey in the Morning