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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Don't Know Matt LeBlanc · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Girl. This is Melissa speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Melissa, my name is telfor Black. You've probably heard
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  Speaker 1: of me? Hi, how are you telfor Black? Oh? Did
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  Speaker 1: you work here before? No? No, no, no, you're cute
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  Speaker 1: though I'm an agent to the stars. You may have
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  Speaker 1: seen me on TMZ or something. Oh sorry, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I have. But how can I help you? Oh? Nothing,
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  Speaker 1: You've never heard of telfor Black before. I'm sorry, I haven't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, fine, listen. One of my clients, one of
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  Speaker 1: my mega clients, is planning to dine at your establishment,
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  Speaker 1: so he requested that I call ahead and make some arrangements. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Who is it? Are
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  Speaker 1: you sitting down? No, I'm okay, because you might want
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  Speaker 1: to grab a seat. It's none other than a list
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  Speaker 1: celebrity superstar. Matt LeBlanc two. Matthew LeBlanc, my client. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who that is? Joey from Friends. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really watch a lot of TV? Is it he?
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  Speaker 1: So he's TV? You don't hold on, you're pulling my
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  Speaker 1: leg right. Sorry, I'm not really into the TV thing.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to be into TV to know who
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  Speaker 1: Matthew LeBlanc is. Sorry, did you want to make a reservation?
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  Speaker 1: Put your supervisor on the phone. Please. I'm sorry. You've
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  Speaker 1: offended me. Not only me, but you've also offended Matthew LeBlanc.
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  Speaker 1: You know what would happen if I went back to
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  Speaker 1: him and I said, hey, matt they don't know who
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  Speaker 1: you are. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
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  Speaker 1: Put me on the phone with your manager now, because
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  Speaker 1: I will have your job. What You can't get me
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  Speaker 1: fired because I don't know some deist celebrity? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have you know. Matthew LeBlanc is a national treasure
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  Speaker 1: and I'll be damned if he's going to be treated
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  Speaker 1: with this kind of disrespect when he comes into your establishment.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this, Matthew LeBlanc will be dining
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  Speaker 1: in there tomorrow at eight pm. Okay, but we're full
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  Speaker 1: at eight pm. Would you like to do nine pm. No,
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  Speaker 1: you are not full at eight pm. I'm sure you
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  Speaker 1: have regular diners there, people who aren't celebrities. You will
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  Speaker 1: bump one of them to nine pm, or you'll have
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  Speaker 1: him eat in the alley. For all I care, Matthew
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  Speaker 1: LeBlanc and my friends will be eating there at eight pm. Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you're big celebrity hot shots. You should eat out
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  Speaker 1: in the alleyway. Oh my god, Matthew LeBlanc has never
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  Speaker 1: even heard of an alley. If I go back to
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  Speaker 1: him and say, Matthew, do you want to eat in
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  Speaker 1: the alley, you know what he'd say to me. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a private jet right now because he is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it'll bring him and you down to earth. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going to bring a superstar down to earth ever,
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  Speaker 1: give me a table. At this point, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to transfer you to my supervisor, because honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if there's anything else for you, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't really like you. Transfer me, and you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'll tell him. I'll tell him we were planning
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  Speaker 1: on coming there with Matthew LeBlanc. Michael Lohan, that's Lindsay
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  Speaker 1: Lohan's father, and he will kick you out on your
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  Speaker 1: keysters so quick you won't know what hit you. Who
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  Speaker 1: is this? This is to for black A List celebrity agent. No, like,
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  Speaker 1: who is this really? This has to be a joke. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's Jebil who an A List celebrity? Another A List celebrity.
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  Speaker 1: I just dropped another one on you. What are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna do with that name? Bam? I don't know nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that name. I oh, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Megan set you up. She said that you
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  Speaker 1: get a lot of weird phone calls for reservations, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I totally do. So I thought I would plan one
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  Speaker 1: for a couple of my A List friends, Matthew LeBlanc
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  Speaker 1: and Michael Lohan. Well, I mean that was pretty funny,
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  Speaker 1: and as you know, I'm pretty clueless, so I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are either. But I
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  Speaker 1: have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the main actor in that. Yes, Tom Hanks, nice to
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  Speaker 1: meet you every morning.