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Phone Tap: Cable Price Auctioneer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred day. You've been
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  Speaker 1: waiting for it, and it's finally here. Today's brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And you know, for years many people who've
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  Speaker 1: stuck with the cable companies have found that they can
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  Speaker 1: get a lower price by haggling with the customer service
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  Speaker 1: person over the phone. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna quits money.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone does that, that's the tactic. In fact, the guy
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  Speaker 1: we talk with today is bragged to his girlfriend that
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  Speaker 1: he's been doing this for years without fail. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: cable company is about to turn the tables on him
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  Speaker 1: because our own Jose Bolanos poses as a customer service
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  Speaker 1: rep and he has a sneaky strategy to maybe even
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  Speaker 1: get him to pay more. We never find out how
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now the twenty Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Miles from Cable Customer Service. Is this Matthew Geller? Yeah? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Matt we received your request that you'd like to
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  Speaker 1: cancel your service, and I was hoping to speak to
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  Speaker 1: you about that. Yeah, that's right, Okay, I like cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Before we do that, though, may I ask why specifically? Well,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, you you guys are pretty expensive,
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  Speaker 1: and I watched everything like on Netflix and Hulu. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even really utle, I can see what you mean.
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  Speaker 1: I do see here that you're currently paying one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and twenty dollars a month. Is that correct? Yeah? And
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  Speaker 1: that's like so expensive. I can't afford that. Sure, Um,
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  Speaker 1: can I get one hundred and ten hundred and a month?
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  Speaker 1: Hundred dollars? Maybe hundre dolls a month? Maybe do here
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  Speaker 1: a month? Going once, going twice, and sold to the
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  Speaker 1: man on the phone five dollars. Wait a minute, what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What I don't get what did you just
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  Speaker 1: rample off the name? Oh? Like I'm at an auction No. Well,
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  Speaker 1: in our customer feedback surveys, you've seen a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people saying they just get annoyed by having these conversations
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  Speaker 1: in general. So I thought that I would make them
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  Speaker 1: a little more fun by doing it in an auctioneer voice.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, ninety five. We're good on that price, I said, final, No,
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  Speaker 1: I sent in an email, I can't sell well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what you're trying to do. Let me give
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  Speaker 1: you a little insider secret here. Okay, okay, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: technically can't say it to you because this call is
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  Speaker 1: being recorded. Okay, but if you say a certain price,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe we can get to that price and I
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  Speaker 1: can agree with you on it. Oh you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Okay, okay, Um, so let's start to bidding. Um,
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  Speaker 1: how about what's so funny? An? I? Dude? That was really?
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  Speaker 1: Are you a comedian? What I mean? No? Hold on, Look, look,
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  Speaker 1: remember it's being recorded, so if you say things faster, right,
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  Speaker 1: they may not catch the number. So why don't you
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  Speaker 1: try it in that auctioneer stable that I was doing,
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  Speaker 1: and then we can go from there. Okay, So I okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. I really do want the price to
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  Speaker 1: be lowered. That's like it was. Really the reason of
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  Speaker 1: my email was not to camp gold, but like to
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  Speaker 1: get it lower because a lot of people do that.
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  Speaker 1: If you yeah, we can get it. Yeah. Everyone thinks
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  Speaker 1: they know the cable company more than we get it. Look,
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  Speaker 1: let's start doing the auction. So just started one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and twenty dollars and go down, dude, I'll walk you
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  Speaker 1: through this, Okay, Okay, I guess I can. I can
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  Speaker 1: try this. Um let's see one twenty one he sold? Old,
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  Speaker 1: you did it, good job, man. Wait a minute, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I want to go down. I'm paying one twenty now,
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  Speaker 1: I already said sold though, that's the rules of auctions.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, but you told me. You told me
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  Speaker 1: to start at one twenty. Well, you gotta remember I
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  Speaker 1: still have a job to do. I still work for
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  Speaker 1: the cable company. But when twenty is the price that
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  Speaker 1: I'm already paying, you know, but we can lock that
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  Speaker 1: price in so you never pay more or less. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's the value I email if he gets the price down.
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  Speaker 1: You told me that I could lower it if I
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  Speaker 1: started one twenty doing this stupid option fit. I don't understand. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want it's lowered, all right. No, I understand your upset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I am, and I'm hearing that. Okay, So why
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  Speaker 1: don't we start again to give you another shot. Let's
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  Speaker 1: start at one thirty. Go Why am I going off? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Look who's thinking now? Huh? Look at you. You're learning. Well,
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  Speaker 1: who's not thinking? Let's start in the middle one twenty
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  Speaker 1: five fifty meeting in the middle. I want to He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even get your HBO, so I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're who's the crazy one? Now the stretching you just
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  Speaker 1: put me through. You're giving me three HBO. Let's how
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  Speaker 1: about if I give you free everything? Wait? What Disney Plus, Netflix,
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  Speaker 1: HBO Max and even my own personal streaming service Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey plus I don't even have. Is like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want your stupid not Mark and Mindy, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey very close though, He's gonna Nickelodeon show man like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you are. You watch you you
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  Speaker 1: know I am a pervert. But no, dude, this is
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  Speaker 1: not a Nickelodeon show. This is actually a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: None of this is Wait what do you talk? What?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah, this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Your girlfriend Caitlin set you up. She listens
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  Speaker 1: to our show. God, yeah, dude, she got you really good.
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  Speaker 1: She told us. You're always saying you're gonna threaten to cancel. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna threaten to cancel. That's gonna work. Usually it
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  Speaker 1: does work. Okay, So what I'm hearing is you're saying
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  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars, two undred dollar, two hundred fifteen dollars
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  Speaker 1: five year contract to Brooke and Jeffrey, plus of course,
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  Speaker 1: so weeke up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: all the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,