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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Best Bro · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know, there's a time in every guy's life where
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  Speaker 1: he wonders, is that dude my best friend?
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  Speaker 2: You guys think that maybe he is?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, what do I do now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Just be friends?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it can get especially awkward as an adult if
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  Speaker 1: you get that feeling and you want to make it
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  Speaker 1: official by asking him to be your best broy. That's
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  Speaker 1: what happens today.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't happen all the time in dude's circles.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's happening today when Jose calls up a guy's
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend to say, you might not know me, but I
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  Speaker 1: work with your man and I think we're about to
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  Speaker 1: be bros for life. Do you think he'll accept if I.
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  Speaker 2: Ask him get some advice?
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  Speaker 1: No, he wants permission. So it's going to get awkward
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tab right now? Another Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Is this Sarah? Yes, Hi, my name is Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: We've never met before, but I am a huge fan.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that sounded kind of weird. Look, i'm working
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  Speaker 2: with your boyfriend Tim. I don't know if he's ever
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  Speaker 2: mentioned anything about me. Maybe, Oh, I'm sorry. No, Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: are you sure? Though? Maybe he called me Steady Eddie
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  Speaker 2: ed ed Edward maybe like you ever heard that name? No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Oh but are you okay? Tim? Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tim is great. Oh my gosh, Tim, he's amazing. I look,
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  Speaker 2: I just started working here a few weeks ago. And
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  Speaker 2: it's weird because you know him and I just like
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  Speaker 2: totally connected connected.
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  Speaker 1: How what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: You know? You know Tim, he's so funny and he
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  Speaker 2: thinks I'm funny. I don't know. I just you know,
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  Speaker 2: just kind of works between us. It's like a like
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  Speaker 2: a bro topia. Oh okay, I get it. That's great.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are friends. Yeah, it's great. And look, this
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  Speaker 2: may sound a little cheesy, but you know how every
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  Speaker 2: guy has a best bro. Yeah, well, I think I
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  Speaker 2: finally found mine after all these years, and I am
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  Speaker 2: just so happy. Okay. Do you think if I asked
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  Speaker 2: him my best bro? He would say yes? So I
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  Speaker 2: think If so, I don't know, I'm sorry. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know either. We're both nervous about this. I'd
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  Speaker 2: be so happy. I'd do like a cartwheel on a
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  Speaker 2: big grass hill and I put it on YouTube and
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  Speaker 2: I titled it Bros for Life. But like the number
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  Speaker 2: four because it's cooler. Okay, Okay, I should probably talk
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  Speaker 2: to Tim about because oh no, no, don't don't tell him. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: don't tell him. It's it's a prime. Look. I just
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  Speaker 2: have two questions for you. First, when is his birthday?
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  Speaker 2: He will not tell me that, silly pants, I keep asking.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like a nice guy, but.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, I don't know if I should get that information
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  Speaker 2: out because he doesn't even know what I'm talking to you. So, okay,
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  Speaker 2: forget that one. What about this one? This is more important?
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  Speaker 2: It where is he most tinklish? That's not funny. I
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  Speaker 2: got long fingies, So if he wanted to be tickled anywhere,
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  Speaker 2: I need to know his sweet spot.
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  Speaker 1: And I gotta get going.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, hold on, wait, he told me you guys
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  Speaker 2: were having an anniversary coming up and you're going to
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  Speaker 2: a cabin. He told you that. Yeah, I'm gonna tagle
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  Speaker 2: along if that's okay. No, yeah, no, don't because even
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  Speaker 2: though he's gonna be getting down and journey with you,
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  Speaker 2: he'll need some bro time to recharge the batteries, if
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 2: So if I'm doing broad time, with him. We need
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  Speaker 2: to make sure that you have our lunches ready when
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  Speaker 2: we come back from fishing and arm wrestling each other.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making anybody lunch.
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  Speaker 2: He's on my anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm steady Eddy. Yeah you said that already, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't think you would appreciate you calling me without asking him. No,
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  Speaker 2: he totally knows. He's the one who sent you up
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  Speaker 2: for this prank phone call. It's like, it's like done,
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  Speaker 2: That's what bros do best, bros. Wait what, Yeah, my
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  Speaker 2: name's actually jose for Oh wait, sorry, my name's actually
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  Speaker 2: jose for the racial Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm like, what the hell.
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  Speaker 2: Is going on? Yeah, I'm like, you have to get
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  Speaker 2: cursed out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sound to be nice because you said he
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  Speaker 1: was a coworker. Oh my god, Tim set you.
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  Speaker 2: Up and you obviously got you really good. He wanted
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  Speaker 2: to wish you a happy universary, tell you that he
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  Speaker 2: loves you. You're his best friend in the world, and
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  Speaker 2: he's glad you're not his bro, not like me. I'm
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  Speaker 2: his bro. Oh you don't like my boys? Well, you
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  Speaker 2: better get used to it, sister, because you're gonna hear
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  Speaker 2: a lot of it at the cabin when we're fishing
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  Speaker 2: and arm wrestling and you're making lunches.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad, I'll drown you first.
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  Speaker 2: Can I request no PB in jays because I'm allergic
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  Speaker 2: to peanuts and I'll saw about fourteen other things.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake up?
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning