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Phone Tap: Taylor & the Gluten-Free Pony · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: For today's phone tap, we needed someone who could pull
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  Speaker 1: off a snobby, pretentious mom.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder here could do that? Is this a Jose one?
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  Speaker 3: Then?
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  Speaker 4: Is in a digital Jake one?
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  Speaker 1: Jose? Maybe me I could do it. I hate to
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  Speaker 1: spotlight alexis with mom energy.
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  Speaker 2: No it's not don't catch me.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna have to be Brooke. And today she's posing as
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  Speaker 1: a mom taking her six year old daughter to another
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  Speaker 1: girl's birthday. And let's just say, mama is very particular
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  Speaker 1: about how things should go down there. It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Rebecca? Yes, Rebecca, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: this is Trina. I'm Taylor's mom. Oh hi, how are
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  Speaker 2: you great?
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  Speaker 4: Taylor is so excited about the birthday party?
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  Speaker 5: Oh great, We're I'm really excited to have her.
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  Speaker 4: It's so funny that we've been at the same school
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  Speaker 4: now for a couple of years, and I don't think
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  Speaker 4: we've ever met. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't
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  Speaker 5: think we have met.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? But you will.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around
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  Speaker 3: the party and we can hang out a little bit
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  Speaker 3: if you want time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, about that.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to make sure because every other party
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  Speaker 4: tailor's been to this year has them.
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  Speaker 2: You will have a sugar free cake, right.
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  Speaker 5: A sugar free cake?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Is that a joke? Is that funny too? Is
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  Speaker 2: that funny?
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  Speaker 5: Is the sugar free cake?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: That you're not gonna have one. That's a joke, right?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: I oh no, We're gonna have an ice cream cake.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But I
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  Speaker 5: mean it's her birthday, so.
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  Speaker 2: That's a disappointment.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I should probably also take this time to tell you
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  Speaker 4: that Taylor's also in her blue face, so she only
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  Speaker 4: eats blue foods.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you'll be providing those.
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  Speaker 4: Right, like blueberries, Oh yes, yes, blueberries, blue corn, tortilla chips.
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  Speaker 4: I even let the mountain dew voltage slide. Every once
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  Speaker 4: in a while, I had blue dyed mac and cheese.
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  Speaker 2: That would work.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't want you to go out of
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  Speaker 4: your way, but you should go out of your way.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I.
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  Speaker 4: Last month she was in her star face starfruits had
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  Speaker 4: to cut all her chicken nuggets into star shapes.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: It was doctor recommended.
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  Speaker 5: This is all new to me, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but looking at your invitation,
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  Speaker 4: it says there's gonna be pony rides there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, fun.
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  Speaker 5: Hopefully that's okay with Taylor, and pony rides are okay
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  Speaker 5: for what she needs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so great.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, as long as you're okay that Taylor brings
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  Speaker 4: her own live pony.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: The only reason I say that is because Taylor's pony
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  Speaker 2: is gluten free. Makes sense now, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 5: That's a new one.
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  Speaker 3: I've never that's definitely.
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  Speaker 4: It's just I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places.
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  Speaker 4: They probably have a meth lab in the back behind
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  Speaker 4: the stables. Oh my god, No, wish that was a joke.
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  Speaker 4: I wish.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I can assure you that this is a legit place.
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  Speaker 3: It's a really nice family farm that does the pony rental,
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  Speaker 3: so there's no meth labs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten free, are they.
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  Speaker 5: Again, I'm not sure what that means, what a gluten
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  Speaker 5: free pony is even Baca.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sensing stress.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I am definitely yeah, getting a little stressed.
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  Speaker 4: You know what if you go ahead and be stressed,
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  Speaker 4: but listen, you can just put me in charge of
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  Speaker 4: everything from here on out and we can make some
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  Speaker 4: great improvements to your party.
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  Speaker 5: No, I might be a little stressed, but I'm totally fine.
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  Speaker 5: Everything's on track for my daughter's party. We're all set,
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  Speaker 5: thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm the mother of a gifted child. Taylor's gifted.
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  Speaker 2: Oh did you know that?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well.
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  Speaker 5: We're all here.
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  Speaker 4: The funniest thing you've said, Taylor already has plans to
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  Speaker 4: recite the Gettysburg Address at the party for everyone's entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: She knows it by heart.
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  Speaker 5: That's not necessary.
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  Speaker 3: That's you know, we're gonna have some other entertainment, so
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we're going to have time for that.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm reading between the lines here, and
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  Speaker 4: I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she.
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  Speaker 2: That's too bad. Jealousy starts early.
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  Speaker 4: No, she's not.
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  Speaker 5: Jealous, I can assure you.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't want this whole like vibe, whatever's happening
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  Speaker 3: here right now to be part of my daughter's birthday.
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  Speaker 5: This is supposed to be a fun.
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  Speaker 4: Day I am just so thankful you didn't invite that
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  Speaker 4: pretentious Alitas from the radio show brick Fox.
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  Speaker 2: If what Rose? Who is that brick Fox?
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  Speaker 4: I heard she demands to bring her own working carousel
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  Speaker 4: to every children's event so the saddles don't smell like butt.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.
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  Speaker 4: I am sorry too, because you don't know her. And
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  Speaker 4: I just realized I am her?
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 2: And this is actually a prank phone call?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: This is actually brought from the radio show Brooke at
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Does that ring a bell loud?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? No, you have got to be kidding me right now.
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  Speaker 2: Your sister Sherry set you up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: She said that you recently moved your kid to a
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  Speaker 4: private school and you're getting some we'll say, interesting requests
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  Speaker 4: from the parents about the party.
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  Speaker 5: I am Oh jeez, I was just losing my mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten free pony. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: what kind of mother are you?
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  Speaker 3: Book in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,