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Phone Tap: General Anesthesia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And recently we got an email
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  Speaker 1: from a local orthodonist who wanted us to prank their
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  Speaker 1: new receptionist at the front desk. So apparently she just
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  Speaker 1: started working there about a month ago, and already she's
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  Speaker 1: had to handle some unusual questions from patients about dental
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  Speaker 1: procedures that she just does not know how to answer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love besting with new hires. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's so easy. So her boss just told her, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in those situations, do your best to stay professional no
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  Speaker 1: matter what. Right. Well, today we're going to put her
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  Speaker 1: to the test with a few bizarre patient requests just
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  Speaker 1: to see how she handles them. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now, as on the twenties, thank you for calling Orthodonics.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Lynn. How can I help you? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Matthew. I have an appointment to get my
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  Speaker 1: wisdom teeth taken out coming up here. Okay, story, just
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  Speaker 1: calling to confirm or well, no, I was just curious
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  Speaker 1: for this type of procedure they knock you out right,
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  Speaker 1: the oral surgeon will use sedation anesthesia. Yes, yeah, see,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to work. Are you maybe
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  Speaker 1: like allergic or oh no, no, I'm not allergic. It's
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  Speaker 1: just that regular anesthesia doesn't really work on me, you know,
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  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, because I know that that's what they
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  Speaker 1: normally give you. But I broke my foot a few
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  Speaker 1: months ago and they had to put me under for
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  Speaker 1: surgery and that did not go well. So it's not
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  Speaker 1: like super wild to use like the sedation anesthesia. Ibout
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  Speaker 1: your experience will be way better here. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think so, because you know, they put the mask over
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  Speaker 1: your face and then they tell you to count down
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  Speaker 1: from ten to one. Sure it's not a normal procedure
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  Speaker 1: we do. Yeah, well I got to negative eighty seven
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  Speaker 1: and then they finally asked me to stop counting. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just general anesthesia just does not work on me.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. Maybe you could just tell the
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  Speaker 1: doctor that I'll bring my own and then we'll be
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  Speaker 1: good to go. No, so we can't have you bring
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  Speaker 1: in your own medication, especially something that's not pretty described.
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  Speaker 1: It's totally cool because I've had a few surgeries over
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  Speaker 1: the years actually, and at this point I just make
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  Speaker 1: all my own anesthesia at home in my bathtub, and
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  Speaker 1: all the other doctors have said it's fine, but you're
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to use any type of like illegal drugs
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  Speaker 1: like before the surgery. Here. No, it's not bad. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I can give you the recipe if you want. It's
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  Speaker 1: thank you. That's very kind of you. Button. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a few liters of liquid tail and all PM and
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  Speaker 1: then I mix in a little black market cough syrup
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  Speaker 1: and then I top it off just a sprinkle of
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  Speaker 1: elephant tranquilizers and then here we go. It's like and
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  Speaker 1: then I'm out, Wow, I have never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like a lot, yeah, a different things. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not surprised you haven't heard of it. It's my own
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  Speaker 1: little personal recipe. I call it Drowsy Dumbo because it
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  Speaker 1: knocks you out cold, but at the same time, you
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  Speaker 1: also feel like you're kind of flying. Okaya's real good. No,
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  Speaker 1: definitely not going to suggest doing that. Before your surgery
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  Speaker 1: here with us. Oh, I get it, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: You guys just don't want to deal with the insurance risk, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just have my mom inject me in the parking lot. No.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely don't suggest doing that. She's done at a bunch,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't care anymore. It's fine, Okay, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: that information. I am going to warn you though. The
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  Speaker 1: injection needle is pretty huge, because you know, it's meant
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  Speaker 1: for elephants, so I might be bleeding when my mom
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  Speaker 1: carries me in. I would just have some gauze ready,
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  Speaker 1: wrap it around the injection site, and then I'll be
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  Speaker 1: good for the surgery. Oh wow, that's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: You can't come into the office meeting. Okay, Well, can
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  Speaker 1: you have like an assistant come and meet me out
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  Speaker 1: in the parking lot and they can go there. No.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely would not feel comfortable sending anybody out to
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  Speaker 1: patch you up in the parking lot. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if we're really going to be able to do
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  Speaker 1: this surgery now. I just I'm definitely going to have
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  Speaker 1: to tell the doctor. No. I mean, that's fine, go
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  Speaker 1: and tell the doctor whatever, But can you also tell
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  Speaker 1: him that during the surgery he should talk to me
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  Speaker 1: in a baby voice. Excuse me, Yeah, like if he
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  Speaker 1: whispers in a baby voice and tells me to be
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  Speaker 1: a good boy and not wet myself during the procedure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that would really help me because it's happened before,
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  Speaker 1: and when the doctors don't tell me that, it's just
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  Speaker 1: it's a huge mess. Okay, don't have that in the notes.
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  Speaker 1: Could you put it in there? I will. Could you
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  Speaker 1: please just tell me your full name. I know I
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  Speaker 1: told you my name was Matthew, but it's actually Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why would you tell me a different name than before? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because I kind of need to tell you that this
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  Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. Worry about that? Are
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  Speaker 1: you joking? Yeah? This is actually Jeffrey from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my gosh. I was literally
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  Speaker 1: freaking out. Oh wow. I mean your boss Mark set
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  Speaker 1: you up and said you've been doing such an amazing
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  Speaker 1: job since you started last month. He wanted to have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of fun with you. Wow. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad that was fun for you. It could be fun
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  Speaker 1: for you too, if you want to come over and
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  Speaker 1: try some drowsy Dumbo just to let me know how
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  Speaker 1: it is. I mean, I have a fresh batch I
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  Speaker 1: just took out of the tub. Come on, I think
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  Speaker 1: I like to have. The wake up every morning was
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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