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Phone Tap: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: it's time for the phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's going to be attending a big formal
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  Speaker 1: event this weekend. So in preparation, he dropped off his
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  Speaker 1: suit out of local dry cleaners who told him that
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  Speaker 1: they could get it done on the morning before his
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  Speaker 1: big event. Okay, risky, that's why are on. Jose Bolanos
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  Speaker 1: is reaching out to let him know there's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a little issue with getting that done. You know, not
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  Speaker 1: that it's impossible, but some things will need to happen,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know if he's going to be okay
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  Speaker 1: with them. We'll find out in your phone tap right
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  Speaker 1: after this on the twenties, Hello is this Matthew. This
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  Speaker 1: is Matt Hey. This is Nick from dry cleaners. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Man? I'm okay, Look I'm calling because I
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  Speaker 1: see here you dropped off a suit for us to
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  Speaker 1: clean Yeah, yeah, is you ready to be picked up?
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately it's not quite ready. That's actually what I'm calling you.
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  Speaker 1: What's the problem. Well, I know we said it'd be
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  Speaker 1: ready in three days, but to be honest, is looking
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  Speaker 1: like at least six days now maybe seven? Are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I need this for an event. You guys should be
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  Speaker 1: ready by Friday. I know what we said, and it's
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  Speaker 1: we're just so backed up right now, you know, It's
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  Speaker 1: just it's impossible to get everything done. Yeah, that's not good.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm probably gonna just have to come by
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  Speaker 1: pick it up and take it to another cleaners. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: well you could do that, but to be honest, it'd
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  Speaker 1: be way easier if you just subscribe to our Diamond
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  Speaker 1: Dryers program. Diamond Dryers Program, what the hell is that?
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  Speaker 1: It's a new thing. Pretty much. You pay an additional
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  Speaker 1: fee of a four ninety nine a month and I
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  Speaker 1: can make sure that you're are ready to be picked
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  Speaker 1: up exactly when we say, LB, what do you have
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  Speaker 1: to guarantee? You want me to pay extra money every
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  Speaker 1: month so you'll have my clothes ready on the day
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  Speaker 1: that you promise me? Well, I mean you need to
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  Speaker 1: think of this as more of like an insurance thing, right, Insuran?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, what are you talking about? Subscription services are everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Like you definitely have Netflix. Everyone has Netflix? Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Well, think of us is like um,
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  Speaker 1: dry Flix, except for we don't do the movies thing.
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  Speaker 1: Can't we just? Oh my god, what you just do clothes?
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  Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a scam. I mean, that's your opinion, but honestly, we
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  Speaker 1: do have a lot of people that really like the
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  Speaker 1: Diamond Dryers program. Good for you, I'm happy, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to give you extra money. Do your job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I know. So what I'm hearing is four ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine is a little too rich for your blood. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We do have a lower tier called the Committed Cleaners Package.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about a month with a five year
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  Speaker 1: signed contract? Of course? Is this even legal? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: since when do you dry cleaners start having a program
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  Speaker 1: where you got to sign up? I've never heard about that.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's got to get with the times. Subscriptions are what
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  Speaker 1: it's all about, and at least some of the Committed
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  Speaker 1: Cleaners Package, we guarantee that you'll get your clothes back
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  Speaker 1: only one or two days later than we promise. This
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  Speaker 1: has got to be a chuck. There's no way people
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  Speaker 1: sign up for this. But put me on with your manager,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Manager, coming right up, buddy, I can transfer you.
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  Speaker 1: But good, I'm gonna tell them you're trying to extort
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  Speaker 1: money from customers. Pieces. Okay, Hey, look buddy, let's calm down.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Before I put you on the hold, I
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  Speaker 1: do need to let you know there's like eight customers
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  Speaker 1: ahead of you. So my approximate hold for you is
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  Speaker 1: it looks like ninety minutes. Are you serious? You may
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  Speaker 1: not want to hear this, but for only ninety nine
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  Speaker 1: cents a month, I can get you to the front
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  Speaker 1: of the line if you subscribe to our whiny wagon
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  Speaker 1: pants plan. Sounds like okay, okay, you're dead, I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: down or right now, I'm gonna kick your heart. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you come down here. Bring your girlfriend Jenny. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: kiss her on the mouth. What. Sorry, that's so stupid,
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  Speaker 1: you son of them. You're screwing with me. I am.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jose for the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Man, we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Is all joke. Jenny told us that you
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  Speaker 1: lose your temper really easily, so she wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you on the air the other day. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that freaking through for the flock party on Friday. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: that's what she told us to. Hey, but look, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to get her back, you can subscribe to
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  Speaker 1: our Perfect Pranking Package for only four ninety nine. That's
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  Speaker 1: four hundred and ninety nine by the way, I take
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  Speaker 1: that laugh as a no. I still want to kill you,
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  Speaker 1: and actually, in fact, Diamond Package members do get to
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  Speaker 1: kill me now you want it. Wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with fun taps weekday mornings on the Twenties Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning