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NFL Week 1: Deshaun Watson Played Like Shit, Caleb Williams Made History, Sydney's Ads Suck + More · Hoops for Hotties

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SPEAKER_00: Good morning and welcome back to the classroom.
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SPEAKER_00: This is another episode of Hoops for Hoddies, the one and only sports show for the girls, the Gaze of the Days, and the straight men who don't admit they're not actually watching sports.
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SPEAKER_00: First and foremost, before we get into it, I have my handy dandy crusty dusty notes.
0:41
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0:53
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0:55
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SPEAKER_00: If you were wondering why you haven't heard me speak on all of this crazy stuff that's happening, it's because I was in Japan and I was on vacation for two weeks.
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SPEAKER_00: I needed it so bad, but I missed you so much.
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SPEAKER_00: Did you guys watch the Real Hospital of Salt Lake City this week?
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SPEAKER_00: Rob Smith asked if I can talk about Kawaii taking money under the table and then fleeing the country.
1:45
SPEAKER_00: That actually was not on my list of topics.
1:48
SPEAKER_00: But you will have an opportunity to ask me whatever you want or talk about whatever you want in a segment I will be doing later in the show called Hottie's Hot Takes, where I will be taking hot takes from the chat.
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SPEAKER_00: So we open every single show with our hot girl headlines.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be going through the biggest headlines in the sports world and giving you everything that you need to know to keep you up to date in what's going on in sports today.
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SPEAKER_00: But I'm also going to give you a little bit of my opinion because come on now, this is Hoopsarodis.
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SPEAKER_00: And Maxine is sharing the live with it looks like everyone she knows.
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SPEAKER_00: Maxine, you are a freaking real one, girl, because the more people on the live, the better, y'all.
2:48
SPEAKER_00: Help me keep the lights on in this bitch, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, now let's get into it.
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SPEAKER_00: And make sure you guys tell me what you think about these headlines in the chat as well.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: It might be some of your first times hearing some of these things.
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SPEAKER_00: It might be, you know, you've been waiting to talk with some other sports fans about this.
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SPEAKER_00: You guys know we're all teammates here, we're all community.
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SPEAKER_00: So make sure you are telling me your thoughts in the chat while I am speaking, and I am going to be going through our headlines.
3:13
SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to class, bitch.
3:15
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:16
SPEAKER_00: First and foremost, we are going to talk about the US Open Final.
3:20
SPEAKER_00: Trinity's Man lost, unfortunately.
3:23
SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, sorry to Ben.
3:25
SPEAKER_00: I think we were all rooting for Ben, right?
3:27
SPEAKER_00: Like, I think we were all rooting for Ben.
3:29
SPEAKER_00: This was Ben Shelton's first career Grand Slam final, and it was the first time in literally a billion years forever that a black American man was in the finals of the US Open.
3:40
SPEAKER_00: So it is a really big deal.
3:42
SPEAKER_00: We had an all-black semifinal.
3:43
SPEAKER_00: It was very iconic.
3:44
SPEAKER_00: I watched it.
3:46
SPEAKER_00: And he fell just short of becoming the first American man to win a major singles title since Andy Roddick in 2003.
3:54
SPEAKER_00: America has not been running the tennis world.
3:58
SPEAKER_00: But we're on our way.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: We're on our way.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay?
4:01
SPEAKER_00: Now, he lost to Zvrev, who is from Germany, and he is a very interesting character.
4:11
SPEAKER_00: He said after the after he beat Ben, I know today 99.9% of the people wanted Ben to win, so I'm very sorry, first of all, during the trophy presentation.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: But second, it was an incredible atmosphere to play in, even though I know the crowd was against me.
4:27
SPEAKER_00: The crowd was always incredible, as always, incredibly fair.
4:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:31
SPEAKER_00: If you guys were wondering about this man, um, Zevrev, I just just to give you a little bit of a background, because I have some notes on him, and um, this is all alleged and my opinion, because he has sued journalists for speaking on this before.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: So, all alleged.
4:48
SPEAKER_00: So his ex-girlfriend posted on Instagram in October of 2020 saying that she had been beaten and wouldn't stay silent, and then named Zavrev in an interview with a Russian outlet the same day.
4:58
SPEAKER_00: Things were published, photos, etc.
5:02
SPEAKER_00: It was really insane.
5:04
SPEAKER_00: Um, the reporting named witnesses and photographic material, and she described incidents at a New York hotel before the 2019 US Open, at the LaVere Cup in Geneva, and at the 2019 Shanghai Masters.
5:19
SPEAKER_00: And also, his ex-girlfriend and the mother of his daughter um came out with accounts of abuse about him.
5:28
SPEAKER_00: And this went to criminal court, and prosecutors alleged that he pushed her against a wall and choked her during an argument in Berlin with court documents saying that he briefly strangled her with both hands in a stairwell of her apartment building, and then and that she had trouble breathing in significant pain.
5:48
SPEAKER_00: So this guy is like, um, and those who are just tuning in, wondering what we're talking about, we are talking about the man who won the US Open this year, okay?
5:59
SPEAKER_00: This guy is allegedly a known abuser, and you know, just out here winning the US Open.
6:08
SPEAKER_00: So what happened to him, right?
6:09
SPEAKER_00: She testified behind closed doors, and then days later the case was dropped after he agreed to pay 200,000 euros, 150,000 euros to the state, and 50,000 to charity.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: And he denies all of it, of course, as they do.
6:23
SPEAKER_00: So I just wanted to make sure you guys know, you know, who you're rooting for in sports and who these people are, because I think one of the most important things about sports are the stories and the people that we are supporting or not supporting.
6:39
SPEAKER_00: And so I wanted to make sure that you guys had all of the information necessary about this man that won the US Open and is playing tennis like nothing ever happened.
6:47
SPEAKER_00: It's honestly jarring how these leagues just don't seem to give a fuck.
6:52
SPEAKER_00: It's absolutely insane.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: I read somewhere that I guess tennis, like they can't do anything about it because they're independent contractors and like there's no way to regulate that.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't fucking know, but it's ridiculous that an abuser is out here just like swinging a tennis racket and winning the US Open, and we're all supposed to like clap and cheer.
7:10
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
7:10
SPEAKER_00: Not hoops for Haddy.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: I was praying for Ben to get a lick in, but he lost in four sets in the US Open Final.
7:17
SPEAKER_00: But honestly, congratulations for him to him for making it that far.
7:21
SPEAKER_00: Next headline I want to get into.
7:24
SPEAKER_00: Bitch, it was taking everything in my soul and spirit not to make a TikTok about this shit.
7:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, I this story gagged me to hell.
7:34
SPEAKER_00: So I don't know if you guys have heard of Hyrocks.
7:37
SPEAKER_00: Hyrox is kind of the thing.
7:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm approaching my late 20s.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm 26 now.
7:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm kind of in my late 20s.
7:43
SPEAKER_00: And Hyrox is this thing that people do when they don't want to run a marathon and they're fighting demons in their head.
7:51
SPEAKER_00: It's like the run club final boss bullshit.
7:55
SPEAKER_00: It's like a crazy race where they do seven billion lunges and they run and they jump and they whatever.
8:01
SPEAKER_00: It's one of those fucking CrossFit final boss situations.
8:04
SPEAKER_00: If you really want to know exactly what workout they do, look it the fuck up.
8:07
SPEAKER_00: But Hyrule's had to apologize after the 22-year-old Australian world record holder Joanna Wiedersick was allowed to keep racing in Beijing and win after losing control of her vowels on the shared carpeted course and equipment.
8:26
SPEAKER_00: You guys, you guys, you guys, she shit herself.
8:32
SPEAKER_00: She shit herself while doing high rock.
8:34
SPEAKER_00: She shit herself.
8:37
SPEAKER_00: She shit herself and they let her keep going.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm not done.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: So the reason that this blew up and the story went so viral isn't just the fact that it's it's gross.
8:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
8:48
SPEAKER_00: I know it's bodily fluids and we all we all do it, right?
8:52
SPEAKER_00: But come on.
8:54
SPEAKER_00: Shitting herself in public, insane.
8:57
SPEAKER_00: HyRox races are indoors and on carpeted tracks with shared equipment.
9:01
SPEAKER_00: So everyone behind her was running in these same lanes and touching the same sleds, rowers, and wall balls that she was.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: High Rocks China said the affected lanes where she shit and her shit was left over were closed off and disinfected after with the carpet replaced and equipment removed before the next day.
9:23
SPEAKER_00: But the question everyone had was why no one stopped the race or pulled her while it was happening.
9:29
SPEAKER_00: You can see in the photos and videos, like her shit.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: Like it, you guys, you guys, that shit was nasty.
9:41
SPEAKER_00: People in the chat are saying the pictures were nasty.
9:43
SPEAKER_00: Uh have you seen the pictures?
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SPEAKER_00: The shit was crazy.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, and she's the world record holder.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: Someone is saying it was on her arms, the shit was puddled up on the seats of the rower, and someone in the chat also said sometimes shit happens.
9:59
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
9:59
SPEAKER_00: When you put it that way, the interesting thing about this is that HyRox hands out two-minute penalties for spitting, littering, or splashing water because of slip hazards.
10:10
SPEAKER_00: And this shit, I guess, doesn't qualify as a slip hazard.
10:15
SPEAKER_00: So she got nothing.
10:16
SPEAKER_00: So she won in an about an she won in about an hour and then posted on Instagram a win is a win with a photo of herself on an IV and then obviously later deleted it.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: A co-founder apologized on his personal account on the 14th, and the company said it's reviewing its protocols.
10:38
SPEAKER_00: Are we fucking joking?
10:40
SPEAKER_00: Are we fucking joking?
10:41
SPEAKER_00: Imagine doing a race and the lady in front of you shits herself.
10:44
SPEAKER_00: I mean, fuck the race.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Why did those people even keep going?
10:46
SPEAKER_00: I would be I would go home.
10:48
SPEAKER_00: Fuck the training, fuck the whole thing.
10:49
SPEAKER_00: Like, are we serious?
10:50
SPEAKER_00: What's happening?
10:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next, um, we are going to talk about the US woman singles final.
10:58
SPEAKER_00: Um, so I do want to mention because I forgot to mention when I was talking about tennis at the top of the show, the US Open final between Zavrev and America's Ben Shelton set a new record with 3.2 million average viewers.
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SPEAKER_00: And it was reportedly the largest on record since ESPN began televising the tournament back in 2009.
11:16
SPEAKER_00: So there are more eyes on tennis than ever.
11:19
SPEAKER_00: And in the 2026 US Open's women's single finals, number two, Elena Robina defeated the tournament's top seed and two-time defending champion Arena Sablinka to claim her first ever US Open title.
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SPEAKER_00: She took the US Open Trophy and the number one spot in the world.
11:37
SPEAKER_00: And Sabalinka was fucking pissed.
11:41
SPEAKER_00: Now I'm curious to hear what you, Hoddies, think about this because why don't I just show you?
11:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
11:47
SPEAKER_00: So Sabalinka was so upset after she lost that she um drew public attention and mixed reactions from fans after smashing her racket and hitting a ball into the crowd after out of visible frustration following the intense three-set loss, and she was fined$7,500.
12:06
SPEAKER_00: She also allegedly told a cameraman to fuck off.
12:13
SPEAKER_00: And you know, she was trying to three-peat for the first time since Serena Williams did it from 2012 to 2014.
12:21
SPEAKER_00: And look, she she got a lot of backlash for this.
12:26
SPEAKER_00: I feel like in tennis, you get backlash for literally like breathing wrong.
12:29
SPEAKER_00: It's it's very, it's very interesting sport in that way.
12:33
SPEAKER_00: People were pissed at her for smashing her racket.
12:35
SPEAKER_00: I have an unpopular opinion about this, okay?
12:37
SPEAKER_00: I've gotten accustomed watching sports and covering tennis the little bit that I do to Sabalinka being fucking pissed when she loses.
12:44
SPEAKER_00: The girl doesn't like to lose, okay?
12:45
SPEAKER_00: Like, remember when she said that shit with with what was it, Coco?
12:48
SPEAKER_00: And she she doesn't like to lose.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: But honestly, kind of refreshing.
12:52
SPEAKER_00: Like, can a girl be pissed she lost?
12:54
SPEAKER_00: I know, I know, I know, I know.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: But I just feel like in a lot of ways, there are athletes that are iconic for doing whatever it takes to win.
13:03
SPEAKER_00: Like, you got a Kobe Bryant, mom of mentality.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: He would literally punch you in your fucking throat if that meant he got to win the game.
13:08
SPEAKER_00: Like, there are people who are sick and have that mentality when it comes to winning.
13:12
SPEAKER_00: And Sabalinka is one of those people.
13:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, and like honestly, when I was an athlete, I was like such a crash out.
13:21
SPEAKER_00: I was flick off the ref, girl, fuck you, don't fucking touch me.
13:25
SPEAKER_00: I was so OD.
13:26
SPEAKER_00: Like, it's so funny to me that we expect athletes to be these like insanely upstanding citizens when it comes to like sportsmanship and being a role model for children.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: But then when a woman wants to like throw her racket on the ground, we're like, oh my god, she's a bad role model to children.
13:44
SPEAKER_00: But the man who won the US Open literally is a woman beater, and it's like, but there's no consequences for that.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: I gotta pay you$7,500 because I because I threw my racket.
13:55
SPEAKER_00: But this guy is be is strangling women, and we're like, yeah, I love it, yeah, yeah, fine, yeah.
14:02
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
14:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, sorry, and you guys know, okay, like I know, like not to compare apples to oranges, right?
14:09
SPEAKER_00: But like, it's just a little funny when you think about it like that.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: That's all I'm saying.
14:16
SPEAKER_00: And honestly, like, I hate when people are like the kids, the kids, the kids.
14:19
SPEAKER_00: It's such a bad role model for children.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: Like, first of all, raise your kids how you want to raise them and tell them not to throw their racket if they lose, if that's what you want.
14:26
SPEAKER_00: Like, come on, do stop letting the internet raise your fucking kids.
14:29
SPEAKER_00: I don't I'm sick of people with kids on the internet, like trying to tell us how to live our lives.
14:36
SPEAKER_00: Like, bitch, uh, you and your kid, like what you do in your household is up to you.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: Like, I stop policing the internet because the kids, the kids, the kids.
14:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
14:45
SPEAKER_00: Like, there's some things, there's some lines that we're gonna talk about later in the show, but like, who fucking cares?
14:50
SPEAKER_00: The girl was mad that she lost.
14:52
SPEAKER_00: Be worried about the fact that his favorite football player probably beats his girlfriend.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: Let's let's like let's worry about that.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay, now the next, you know, we're just going problematic story after problematic story after problematic story, you guys.
15:06
SPEAKER_00: We're really just getting it all done.
15:07
SPEAKER_00: So we're gonna talk about Arch Manning.
15:09
SPEAKER_00: So Arch Manning is the Texas quarterback, okay?
15:13
SPEAKER_00: The Longhorns, the orange one.
15:15
SPEAKER_00: All right, and they had, first of all, a great game, okay?
15:19
SPEAKER_00: They had a great comeback win.
15:21
SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I thought they were down.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: I was playing my Switch, I thought the game was fucking over.
15:25
SPEAKER_00: They came back, they won it.
15:26
SPEAKER_00: Good for them.
15:26
SPEAKER_00: Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: What's interesting is where do I even start with this bullshit?
15:33
SPEAKER_00: So after the comeback win, the coach for Texas, um, you know, when it was time for him to do his post-game interview, as they have to do, you know, when you're walking off the field, you get in your little interview and you say what it meant to your team, blah, blah, blah, blah.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: Their coach, I think his name is Steve Sarkendian.
15:52
SPEAKER_00: They call him Sark.
15:54
SPEAKER_00: Sark was walking off the field, and Holly Rowe, who was one of the most esteemed reporters, especially in college sports in the world, okay.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: Holly Rowe walks up to do her interview with him and he blows her off.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
16:07
SPEAKER_00: He's like, fuck off.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: And I apparently, some context to that.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: He, when it was time for him to do his halftime interview, they were having some technical difficulties and he was getting impatient and frustrated, and then he ended up declining to do the interview, whatever.
16:21
SPEAKER_00: It was like a whole thing.
16:22
SPEAKER_00: So I assume he was like, I'm not dealing with your bullshit and your cameras, but there's a way to go about it, you know, there's a way to go about things, I will say.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: And he blew Holly off and didn't want to do the interview.
16:34
SPEAKER_00: That became a little bit of a viral moment, him blowing Holly off and not wanting to do the interview.
16:39
SPEAKER_00: And the internet obviously took their AI and made a bunch of different scenarios out of this situation.
16:45
SPEAKER_00: And basically, he um there was a video of Sark slapping Holly in the face instead of declining the interview.
16:58
SPEAKER_00: They they AI'd it to where he was like, I said I said they AI'd it.
17:02
SPEAKER_00: I sound like an old lady, but they used AI to make it look like he smapped her in the face.
17:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: And it was like not just like a little pat pat slap, like, you know, that he slapped her across her face in this AI video.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: I watched it, okay?
17:15
SPEAKER_00: If you I'm not gonna keep perpetuating that content, I thought about showing it to you guys, but I don't want to keep perpetuating it.
17:20
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm sure it's embarrassing for Holly, and it's like not nice for her to see over and over again.
17:24
SPEAKER_00: So, and I also think that that's weird that you can do that.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: Like, you can use technology to make a man slap a woman.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't really, I don't, I feel uncomfortable about that.
17:32
SPEAKER_00: So I'm not gonna show you the video, but it was crazy.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: Arch Manning was doing his post-game press conference, or not post-game press conference, a news conference on Monday, and he was asked whether he had seen any social media posts from the celebration following Texas dramatic 24-23 win against top-ranked Ohio State on Saturday night.
17:51
SPEAKER_00: Arch says, I've seen a few AI edits.
17:55
SPEAKER_00: That's about it.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: I saw an AI edit of Sark's interview.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: Y'all seen that one?
17:59
SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
18:00
SPEAKER_00: Of him slapping Holly Rowe, it's hilarious.
18:03
SPEAKER_00: And then they all bust out laughing.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: Like everybody in the room busts out laughing.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: Like everybody's like, oh, Arch, you're so funny, darn Arch.
18:14
SPEAKER_00: And people were fucking pissed at him for laughing at this video.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay, they were pissed.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: And I, as a woman who covers sports and listens to sports content every single day and podcasts, have heard a lot of different takes about it, and people being like, you know, it's sad to see a group of men laughing at a woman being abused, or AI video of a woman being abused.
18:41
SPEAKER_00: Like, I it's it's really disheartening that they find that funny.
18:46
SPEAKER_00: And I feel like I'm gonna piss a lot of you guys off with a with my take, but here's the thing: violence against women is not funny.
18:57
SPEAKER_00: Like that shit is not funny, it's not cute, it's very concerning.
19:02
SPEAKER_00: I saw Paris Hilton speaking about the fact that you can use AI to create like sexual content of women.
19:08
SPEAKER_00: It's very disheartening that that tool is out there for people to make those images and doctor those images and create the things that they want to see, like Holly getting slapped, right?
19:18
SPEAKER_00: I personally, though, like that in mind, and I respect Holly Rowe and her work, and I think that the situation is unfortunate.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: I unfortunately was just not that outraged about Arch's press conference, and here is why.
19:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that didn't, I didn't even bat an eyelash when I first saw the video of Arch laughing at the video of Holly Rowe.
19:42
SPEAKER_00: I I didn't bat an eyelash, it didn't make me think anything.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: Like I was like, oh yeah, a man thinking a woman getting slapped is funny.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: It just didn't make me feel anything, and I don't know, and again, I said my take was probably gonna piss you guys off.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if that's the right way to feel about this situation.
19:58
SPEAKER_00: I don't.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if it's because I've become desensitized to all this content of women being abused, whether it's these football players, these tennis players, all the hockey players, all of these situations where women are getting in real life, not an AI, abused, and we see their teammates still high-five them in the locker room, and you know, all the people they work with being like, he's such a great guy, and he was so sorry, and he's redemption, and we can't hold him to his biggest mistake, or there wasn't enough evidence, even though these women are showing us literal pictures of their bruises and scars.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: I I feel like because I've seen so many of these situations covering sports, this just felt like another day at the office to me, and it's that's sad, but I Arch is very young.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: I believe he's 22, he's one of the most media-trained college athletes of all time, with being a Manning and being at Texas and being a quarterback.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: He knows exactly how he's presenting himself in the news and in the media, and being a young man and a football player as somebody who went to an SEC school and interacted with these football players, uh, how do I put this?
21:09
SPEAKER_00: A lot of them are bad people, okay?
21:11
SPEAKER_00: And so I you're guilty until proven innocent to me.
21:15
SPEAKER_00: And so Arch Manning thinking that shit was funny.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know, what did we what did what do we expect?
21:22
SPEAKER_00: That's just kind of like the locker room talk just being broadcast out to the world.
21:27
SPEAKER_00: It didn't gag me, and I think that that's sad, but I was just like, I'm just not that mad anymore.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm just I'm just not that mad anymore.
21:40
SPEAKER_00: And it's that's just I don't know.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't really have any more to say uh about it other than that.
21:49
SPEAKER_00: I think I'm just like eh, laughing at a woman getting slapped another day in the office, you know.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: This is like this is what they do men in sports.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: So I don't know.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: That's how I feel about it.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: I wish I was more mad about it and I could give you guys like a rant and rampage, but I'm just not.
22:05
SPEAKER_00: And I'm sorry to Holly, but I'm just not.
22:08
SPEAKER_00: Um, but Arch did end up apologizing to Holly.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: It kind of reminded me of when a man makes an insensitive comment and then, or a boy makes an insensitive comment, and then their mom forces them to apologize, like his PR people.
22:20
SPEAKER_00: He apologized, he said, in my pro press conference yesterday, I made an insensitive comment about an AI video.
22:26
SPEAKER_00: There's nothing funny about it.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: It's easy to say I didn't mean it, but I know my words and actions were hurtful to a lot of people.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: I did not take that lightly, and I'm deeply sorry for that.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: I specifically want to apologize to Holly Rowe.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: First of all, can we talk about the black screen fucking PR apology?
22:44
SPEAKER_00: Yawn.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: These send me to the fucking man.
22:50
SPEAKER_00: Like, please, please.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: And then he sent it to his people and was like, Is this good?
22:53
SPEAKER_00: And then they're like, it's good.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: And then he put he lets it fire off on his story so that it lasts for 24 hours and then goes away.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: Please.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: Okay, anyways.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: I specifically would apologize to Holly Rowe for what she has personally had to deal with because of my comments.
23:05
SPEAKER_00: I have a ton of respect for her and appreciate her showing me grace in this moment.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: I need to do better and will be more thoughtful going forward.
23:11
SPEAKER_00: Holly said, Thank you, Arch.
23:13
SPEAKER_00: I appreciate our conversation about this, which will remain private.
23:15
SPEAKER_00: Apology accepted.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: We move forward with respect and kindness for one another.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: And if I were Holly, fuck, I gotta go back to work with these motherfuckers that ignored me and my interview and didn't let me do my job.
23:26
SPEAKER_00: And then now they're busting out laughing in their voice club at me getting slapped.
23:30
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh my god, I just like can't.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: Like it's just another day in the office as a woman in the words.
23:34
SPEAKER_00: I can't, like it's crazy.
23:36
SPEAKER_00: And I think it's funny, like the reason, another reason I don't want to like have a whole outrage take about this and like scream and yell, and I'm so mad, the guy, I'm right, and I'm angry at the Holly Rowe video, is just because I know that there's a whole other side and group of people that are like the woke mob trying to cancel Arch Manning.
23:59
SPEAKER_00: Like they're just not, no matter what I say, there's just not like there's just there's this rise in men being very comfortable abusing women and laughing at the abuse of women right now.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Because don't get let me get in my soapbox of Donald Trump being the president again.
24:15
SPEAKER_00: This whole red pill rise of conservatism and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: That it's like this is a battle I don't want to fight.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: Anyone who's fucking normal knows that this shit weird.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: So, whatever.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: Let's move on to something else.
24:27
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, it's something positive.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh shit, fuck damn.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Guys, there's titties on my notes.
24:36
SPEAKER_00: We're talking about Sydney Sweeney.
24:39
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I didn't even want to talk about this because I didn't want to give her the attention she so desperately was craving.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: But it is my job to explain what's going on in the sports world to the girls, and unfortunately, this is something that's going on in the sports world for the girls.
24:59
SPEAKER_00: So, well, not for the girls.
25:02
SPEAKER_00: Anyways, just fuck damn shit.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: This is something that's going on in sports, so I'm gonna talk about it and explain it no matter how painful it is to talk about.
25:13
SPEAKER_00: So, a controversial sports gambling advertisement featuring Sydney Sweeney has sparked backlash among female athletes for sexualizing women in sports.
25:25
SPEAKER_00: The American actress, who's 29 years old, is an equity holder and strategic partner in a company that I will not name.
25:32
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm gonna show you the video just in case you haven't seen it, but they are a federally regulated US prediction market that lets users trade contracts on sporting outcomes.
25:46
SPEAKER_00: Its just sports campaign shows an otherwise naked Sydney Sweeney covering herself with American footballs, basketballs, and hockey pads while pitching this company as a sports-only alternative to markets that also offer contracts on politics, wars, and death.
26:03
SPEAKER_00: The the ad is so much worse than I could ever describe the chat saying they've already seen it, no need to show it.
26:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: The ad is so much worse than I could have ever imagined or described to you guys, and I just think I hate talking about women in a negative light.
26:22
SPEAKER_00: And then here comes here goes Sydney Sweeney.
26:25
SPEAKER_00: I think Sydney Sweeney is who she is, she is Cassie in real life.
26:31
SPEAKER_00: If you watched Euphoria, that is who she is.
26:35
SPEAKER_00: She embarrasses me when I like look at her, and I don't want to put somebody down.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: I think she's a businesswoman and she is capitalizing off of showing her body and participating and just fiending for the male gaze.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: And if that's her journey, that's her journey.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: But I think it's incredibly sad, and no amount of money is worth your integrity.
27:00
SPEAKER_00: No amount of attention will ever replace respect.
27:04
SPEAKER_00: I would rather have the respect of a few than the attention of many.
27:11
SPEAKER_00: And that just doesn't seem to be the case for Sydney Sweeney.
27:15
SPEAKER_00: She thinks that people are angry and the conservative agenda will try to make you believe that people are angry about this ad because people don't want women to be hot.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: People don't want women to be sexual.
27:28
SPEAKER_00: People don't let me tell you something.
27:30
SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you something about me right here, right now, bitch.
27:33
SPEAKER_00: There is nothing, nothing I love more than a naked bitch.
27:38
SPEAKER_00: Than a naked bitch talk shit.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I've been standing Mally Cyrus since all you motherfuckers hated her.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: When she was twerking at the VMAs, I was like, hell yeah, Miley Benadova twerk it at twerk something.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
27:49
SPEAKER_00: Like, I love a crazy naked girl.
27:52
SPEAKER_00: I love a party girl, I love a sexy girl.
27:55
SPEAKER_00: That is like my whole shit, okay?
27:58
SPEAKER_00: Show your titties, right?
28:00
SPEAKER_00: But the fact that we all know you are doing it in a way that's number one, geared towards men, right?
28:07
SPEAKER_00: Like you are trying to make men think you're hot, not women think you're cool.
28:10
SPEAKER_00: And that's what I find embarrassing.
28:13
SPEAKER_00: You're doing it for men, and you're like making fun of women as you do it, and you're like trying to question our intelligence, and you're doing it for these sports gambling companies, and you're like pimping yourself out, and it's just like sad.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm not necessarily angry at Sydney Sweeney.
28:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm kind of sad for her.
28:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like, it's kind of like a who raised you?
28:32
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like a why don't you value yourself more?
28:35
SPEAKER_00: If you want to be naked and sexy, like be naked and sexy in a way that's like empowering and hot and like cunt.
28:41
SPEAKER_00: You don't have to bend yourself over and cover your butthole with a football and say sports, sports.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: You don't have to sell your fucking bath water to men.
28:52
SPEAKER_00: Like, I like I don't know.
28:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, if you want to be naked, girl, I'll get behind you.
28:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'll be like, yes, bitch.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: But this isn't yes, bitch.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: This is like, oh bitch.
29:02
SPEAKER_00: Are you like sad inside?
29:04
SPEAKER_00: Right?
29:04
SPEAKER_00: Like, uh you're dating Scooter Braun?
29:08
SPEAKER_00: Like, come on, you you obviously work hard on this body and you want male attention really, really bad.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: Scooter fucking braun?
29:15
SPEAKER_00: Not only is he like public enemy number one in evil and like is horrible to any woman in this path, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, that you name him, but he's like ugly, right?
29:28
SPEAKER_00: We think Scooter Braun is ugly, right?
29:31
SPEAKER_00: So I I just like I'm sad for her.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: I think it's embarrassing.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: And I think you know, one day, one day, no matter if she wants to admit it or not, she'll look back at her life and be like, I made a lot of money, but like who the like I'm like maybe she's empty.
29:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
29:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the fuck the deal is, but I think it's sad.
29:50
SPEAKER_00: And um the ad pulled 37 million views in four days, so it worked.
29:58
SPEAKER_00: This company got exactly what they wanted out of this campaign.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: Olympic sprinter Bree Masters clapped back with training clips, writing that this is what women in sports really look like.
30:08
SPEAKER_00: And I'm just like, guys, like let's not like give Sydney Sweeney.
30:13
SPEAKER_00: Like, please, you're a professional athlete, please don't beef with Sydney Sweeney.
30:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, she is so like low rate.
30:18
SPEAKER_00: Like, I just we need to be responding to her.
30:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, like, don't give this bitch attention.
30:25
SPEAKER_00: Like, ugh, ugh.
30:28
SPEAKER_00: Sydney Sweeney's response was posting old ESPN body issue covers.
30:33
SPEAKER_00: Beyond the photos, in the ESPN body issue, the magazine's whole purpose was sharing personal stories about body image, aging, injuries, and overcoming insecurities.
30:45
SPEAKER_00: It was about athletes and athletic bodies in a non-sexual way.
30:49
SPEAKER_00: It was about showing naked bodies in a way that wasn't supposed to be overtly sexual.
30:54
SPEAKER_00: And she took it and made a fucking mockery of it.
30:56
SPEAKER_00: Sydney Sweeney doing sex positions with a fucking hockey stick between her hoo-ha is not the same thing as Megan Rapino and Sue Bird posing nude for ESPN and telling stories of like what they've had to overcome as athletes.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Is this bitch like brain dad?
31:12
SPEAKER_00: Like, anyways.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: Um, this ad with Sydney Sweeney.
31:17
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to show you guys this, actually reminded me of another ad.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: It reminded me of another ad that pissed me off, and I'm gonna show it to you and then I'll explain why.
31:27
SPEAKER_00: Hey guys, we're here trying some fits for the Rams 49ers game in Australia on Netflix.
31:33
SPEAKER_00: Alright, guys.
31:38
SPEAKER_00: That's on you guys.
31:39
SPEAKER_00: What?
31:40
SPEAKER_00: Isn't this just like for fun?
31:42
SPEAKER_00: Alright, guys, let's dig it.
31:44
SPEAKER_00: We're on Netflix, it's big time.
31:45
SPEAKER_00: Go deep.
31:46
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
31:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, Ashton, you just saved my life.
31:52
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why these companies think to advertise to women.
31:55
SPEAKER_00: Like to get women to watch football, you have to act like Alex Earl doesn't know that when she's in a football uniform and somebody says conditioning to her, they're not talking about her hair.
32:03
SPEAKER_00: Like, we are not fucking stupid.
32:04
SPEAKER_00: That's the whole purpose of my platform is women already are interested in sports.
32:11
SPEAKER_00: Like a lot of women, even the women who you think don't give a fuck at all, like when it comes to like the Super Bowl or the World Cup, like women can are capable of watching sports without being talked to, like we're stupid fucking dumbasses.
32:22
SPEAKER_00: And yes, every once in a while, like a fun pop culture reference or talking about a wag or fashion, whatever will get women more interested in sports, fine, but they are beating the ever-living shit about out of it.
32:33
SPEAKER_00: And I think they think because Taylor Swift came to a game and like a lot of women started watching sports that we are like dumb and that there aren't a demographic already of women who are very interested in sports already and don't want to be talked to like we're stupid.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: I think that's my issue with Cindy Sweeney and Alex Earl and all of this, and like the way women are being represented in sports right now.
32:58
SPEAKER_00: It's just a little bit like silly and embarrassing to me personally.
33:03
SPEAKER_00: Like they made Alex and Ashton look stupid in that ad.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: Like they made them look stupid.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: And didn't Alex date an NFL player for like a whole season?
33:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure she knows a little bit more about football, or there was something else they could play off of to make an ad than Alex like getting hit in the head and like taking a selfie, and like I just thought that was fucking stupid.
33:22
SPEAKER_00: Um, okay, now um I do want to say that the Sydney Sweeney situation is a big reason.
33:30
SPEAKER_00: I have chosen as a platform to not promote gambling at all.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you guys have noticed.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: I have I I did when I first started TikTok, took some money and did like gambling ads because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
33:42
SPEAKER_00: I was straight out of college.
33:43
SPEAKER_00: I like I needed money, like whatever.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: And as I gotten older and I've done more research and I have learned more, and that was like what four years ago.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: I like I was offered you guys a lot of money recently.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: Like a lot of money for a TikTok by a gambling company.
34:02
SPEAKER_00: It is a huge area where you can make a profit as a sports content creator or somebody who talks about sports, like a lot.
34:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to tell you the amount because that's OD, but by a sports gambling company, and I turned it down.
34:18
SPEAKER_00: Like thousands of tens of thousands of nearly over six figures of money I've turned down to not promote gambling because I just don't I don't gamble on sports personally.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: I think it takes all of the fun out of it, and it feels very like you know how old heads were like smoking cigarettes and going to the casino and like had gambling addictions and were like selling their parents' houses to like gamble more.
34:44
SPEAKER_00: It feels like our generation is like hitting vapes and like betting on an app on our phone, and it's like we're the same, it's the same thing.
34:52
SPEAKER_00: We are literally the old heads in just like a new way.
34:54
SPEAKER_00: And so, yeah, I don't do gambling ads and I'm missing out on a lot of fucking money because of it.
35:00
SPEAKER_00: But like I just don't want to advertise gambling to you guys and like be one of my videos convince somebody to sports bet, and then I like they spiral into a fucking addiction to sports gambling when I believe that all of these companies, especially because they have so much money to throw, throw away on Cindy Sweeney or me making a fucking TikTok, these companies are fucking you.
35:20
SPEAKER_00: They're literally fucking you.
35:21
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, you'll get a win here and there, but they're the ones winning.
35:24
SPEAKER_00: Like they're fuck, they're preying on people who are like desperate to make money.
35:27
SPEAKER_00: I have one more headline! I have one more finally something fucking positive.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: Thank God.
35:33
SPEAKER_00: Team USA women's basketball won gold at the FIBA World Cup.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: Team USA took down France for their fifth consecutive World Cup gold medal, and the WNBA is back finally.
35:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, all this men's sports news was making me want to throw fucking throw up.
35:53
SPEAKER_00: Team USA continued its reign with as the most dominant squad in women's basketball, claiming its fifth consecutive FIBA World Cup gold medal, with this Sunday's assertive 79 to 97 win over France.
36:06
SPEAKER_00: Despite the fans and media wondering whether the Americans had finally met their match and the motivated French who had dominated the tournament up until the championship game, Team USA proved its dynasty is in good hands.
36:18
SPEAKER_00: The gold medal game and the tournament as a whole wasn't as seamless as some in the past have been for Team USA, as the global game has caught up with Team USA's talent, with 51 active WNBA players on World Cup rosters, so the Americans were challenged consistently.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: The WNBA was paused from August 31st to September 16th for WNBA players to participate in the FIBA Women's World Basketball Cup, which was played September 4th to the 13th in Berlin.
36:45
SPEAKER_00: It was the 20th edition of the tournament, but the first time it took place during the WNBA regular season, so that's why we haven't been seeing the WNBA for a while.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: It was so nice to see Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese playing together.
36:58
SPEAKER_00: It was so nice to see all of these women, these talented women coming together for a common goal and Team USA get the gold.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: And it's so nice to see the WNBA back.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: The dream came back with the win.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: I know that's right.
37:10
SPEAKER_00: And I'm glad the WNBA is back and the playoffs will be soon.
37:14
SPEAKER_00: So we will get back in to the WNBA soon.
37:19
SPEAKER_00: Now we are going to be doing a quick segment called Hotie's Hot Takes, where I answer hot takes from you guys, the audience.
37:28
SPEAKER_00: Guys, we have been collecting hot takes from you guys, the audience, and I'm going to respond to a couple of them.
37:34
SPEAKER_00: And number one is from Rohan Goop Day, and he said, perfect time to reflect how Sydney Sweeney is being disgraceful towards women's sports.
37:46
SPEAKER_00: And we got another couple of hot takes from Naomi and Allie.
37:52
SPEAKER_00: Naomi said that the woman who shit herself during High Rocks was a biohazard.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: And Allie said, no, but imagine if this woman who was shitting at High Rocks wasn't white.
38:09
SPEAKER_00: Spicy, spicy take.
38:11
SPEAKER_00: What do you guys think?
38:12
SPEAKER_00: Do you think that the woman, the high rocks woman, would have been treated differently if she wasn't a white woman and shit all over the high rocks carpet?
38:21
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
38:23
SPEAKER_00: Now, you guys, before I go, we have another segment to get into called the NFL Tea of the Week.
38:29
SPEAKER_00: I am going to be giving you guys all of the tea that happened in the NFL this week in week one.
38:35
SPEAKER_00: And then I'm going to give you my hot list and my not list in the NFL.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: So if you're not watching football and you need to keep up to keep up with the people at work or whatever the fuck, this is everything you need to know.
38:44
SPEAKER_00: Taylor Swift had her first game as Mrs.
38:46
SPEAKER_00: Kelsey.
38:46
SPEAKER_00: She made her first appearance at Arrowhead Arrowhead since marrying Travis, watching the Chiefs open against the Broncos on Monday night.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: And she was sitting with none other than Tom Cruise.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know these two were friends, but hey, rich people always seem to find a way to link up.
39:04
SPEAKER_00: Good for them.
39:05
SPEAKER_00: Travis didn't disappoint either.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: His 59-yard catch from Mahomes in the third quarter felt like the Chiefs dynasty days all over again.
39:12
SPEAKER_00: Good for you, Travis.
39:13
SPEAKER_00: They talk about him like he's 97 fucking years old.
39:15
SPEAKER_00: Deshaun Watson played like Dick.
39:19
SPEAKER_00: Deshaun Watson played bad.
39:21
SPEAKER_00: He threw an interception five plays into the season, and the Browns lost 34 to 10 to Jacksonville.
39:27
SPEAKER_00: He also took a delay of game for not snapping the ball in time and then shrugged like he was confused.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's ass.
39:36
SPEAKER_00: On ESPN's pregame show, Rex Ryan said that he wouldn't have started Watson and would have cut him from the team.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: But he has the job over Shadur Sanders and will be starting again in week two.
39:45
SPEAKER_00: The 49ers had the messiest offseason in the league and still won their game.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: They had the drama with Brandon Ayuk and their coach, Kyle Shanahan, got into a car accident.
39:55
SPEAKER_00: Their owner, Jed York, I don't know if you guys heard about this, responded to a prostitution ad that was really an undercover cop.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: So he got arrested.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: And the random man that was allegedly pretending to be a 49ers player on dating apps and scammed 26 women out of$1.3 million.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: You can't forget about his ass.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: Um also, can I just say those women were like fucking stupid?
40:22
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm sorry.
40:23
SPEAKER_00: And I never call women stupid.
40:24
SPEAKER_00: Like women, even when women are stupid, they're smart.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: But like guys, come on.
40:29
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
40:29
SPEAKER_00: If you're with an NFL player, it's at least a little bit for the money.
40:32
SPEAKER_00: And what do you mean you're an NFL player and you're asking me for money?
40:36
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
40:37
SPEAKER_00: Ladies, how do we fall for that?
40:39
SPEAKER_00: I need us to do better.
40:40
SPEAKER_00: If he if he throws catches, kicks, or flips a ball and he's asking you for cash, run.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: And the comments are saying he was carrying that helmet everywhere.
40:50
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh my god, it was so embarrassing.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: The video of him running on the beach.
40:53
SPEAKER_00: Did you guys see that?
40:54
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely horrible.
40:56
SPEAKER_00: Then we've got the Falcons quarterback chaos.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: Tua turnaballova was named the starter, and then he got hurt.
41:03
SPEAKER_00: So third stringer Cooper Rush became the starter two days before the season.
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SPEAKER_00: Rush then had back spasms the day before the game.
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SPEAKER_00: He threw two picks, including a TJ Watt pick six and a 20 to 13 loss to Pittsburgh.
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SPEAKER_00: The Falcons fucking suck.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, and Josh Allen last night threw and ran for five touchdowns to Chris in the new stadium and Lions versus Bills, where the Bills won 41 to 31.
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SPEAKER_00: Good for them.
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SPEAKER_00: I know that's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Sonia said that our fake 49ers player didn't ask no black woman for money.
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SPEAKER_00: Just saying.
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SPEAKER_00: Sonia said it, not me, y'all.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Next, we have to talk about the cutest walk-in of the week.
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SPEAKER_00: Lions linebacker Derek Barnes showed up to Ford Field in a full Spider-Man suit with his young son Trey, also dressed as Spider-Man.
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SPEAKER_00: He then had an interception, a sack, and a Spider-Man celebration.
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SPEAKER_00: Aww.
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SPEAKER_00: That's so cute.
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SPEAKER_00: Imagine, imagine your dad dressing up as Spider-Man for you.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, it's so cute.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, now if you're wondering, okay, bitch, I'm not watching the NFL, like who's good and who's not good?
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SPEAKER_00: Like that's all I need to know.
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SPEAKER_00: Who's good and who's not good?
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SPEAKER_00: Like you can skip all the stats and all that bullshit.
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SPEAKER_00: Who's good and who's not good?
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SPEAKER_00: This is a segment I would like to call the hot list and the not list NFL edition.
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SPEAKER_00: So this is the teams that are on my hot list.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Five teams.
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SPEAKER_00: Number one, the sh the Chicago Bears.
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SPEAKER_00: They won 59 to 37 over Carolina, which all these games are so high scoring.
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SPEAKER_00: Are the players on offense getting better or are the defenses like stupid as fuck and not playing good?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: But they beat Carolina in the highest scoring week one game ever.
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SPEAKER_00: Coach Ben Johnson said all summer that he wanted to have the best offense in league history.
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SPEAKER_00: And then after the game, he doubled down.
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SPEAKER_00: He's he wants to have the best offense ever.
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SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
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SPEAKER_00: The Chicago Bears are on my hot list.
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SPEAKER_00: They are good as fuck.
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SPEAKER_00: Moving on to the Baltimore Ravens.
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SPEAKER_00: They had 41 points and 506 yards against the Colts with touchdowns on four of their first five drives.
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SPEAKER_00: They wasted no time getting to the money, honey.
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SPEAKER_00: Then the next team on my hot list are the New York Giants.
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SPEAKER_00: John Harbaugh's first game in New York was a win over Dallas on Sunday night.
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SPEAKER_00: And the Giants actually looked like a professional operation for the first time in a while.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, the next team on my hot list are the Kansas City Chiefs.
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SPEAKER_00: Patrick Mahomes is back.
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SPEAKER_00: He hit that sassy walk.
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SPEAKER_00: Y'all know that sassy walk that he be doing?
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SPEAKER_00: He'd be like, get to the bag, bitch.
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SPEAKER_00: Get to the bag, bitch.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, Patrick, he like, if he was like in another lifetime, like we might be bass to you.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, rolling.
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SPEAKER_00: Around with Taylor Swift.
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SPEAKER_00: Getting us that walk.
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SPEAKER_00: He be swishing them hips.
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SPEAKER_00: I love that for him.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: A 31 to 10 beatdown of the rival that snatched their division crown last year, earned them a spot on my hot list.
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SPEAKER_00: Congratulations, Kansas City Chiefs.
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SPEAKER_00: Y'all, y'all can say I'm a hater all you want, but you can't say I'm not honest.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, the fifth team that had a hot moment this week were the Arizona Cardinals, who beat the Chargers 26 to 14 on the road as the team with the longest Super Bowl odds in the league.
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SPEAKER_00: Nobody thought they was gonna be shit.
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SPEAKER_00: And they shit on the fucking Chargers week one.
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SPEAKER_00: I love that for them.
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SPEAKER_00: So they get to be on the hot list.
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SPEAKER_00: Good for them.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, the players of the week, I'm not gonna do this every week, but I do want to give you a couple players to know, like that played well this week.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, good for them.
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SPEAKER_00: So the players of the week, my players of the week, okay, so before you guys come for me, are number one, Caleb Williams.
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SPEAKER_00: He was the first player in Bears history with 200 passing yards, two passing touchdowns, 50 rushing yards, and two rushing touchdowns in one game.
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SPEAKER_00: My second player of the week is Josh Allen.
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SPEAKER_00: 324 passing yards and four total touchdowns against a Texans defense that usually eats him alive.
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SPEAKER_00: Shout out to Josh.
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SPEAKER_00: And my third player of the week is Kenneth Walker the third.
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SPEAKER_00: He is the he was playing for the Seattle Seahawks last season.
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SPEAKER_00: He was the Super Bowl MVP, and they decided to let him go.
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SPEAKER_00: They said, Oh, you were the Super Bowl MVP.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't need you.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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SPEAKER_00: And like running backs get so disrespected in the NFL.
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SPEAKER_00: Their teams never want to pay them, they never get their just due, they never get their value.
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SPEAKER_00: And so for him to get let go after after proving it on the highest level and signing with the Kansas City Chiefs as a free agent and resurfacing this decision week one after his performance against the Denver Broncos, where he ran for 173 yards in his Chiefs debut, in his Chiefs debut, and his 191 scrimmage yards beat the entire Broncos team.
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SPEAKER_00: Basically, this one man player played better than the entire Broncos team.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Patrick Mahomes was back nine months after tearing his ACL and LCL and basically said, I told y'all I wouldn't know, bitch.
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SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
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SPEAKER_00: So my players of the week are Caleb Williams, Josh Allen, and Kenneth Walker the third.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, the knot list.
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SPEAKER_00: Number one, Deshaun Watson and the Browns.
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SPEAKER_00: He played like shit.
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SPEAKER_00: And also his contract is wrecking their salary cap for three more years.
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SPEAKER_00: When asked if that Deshaun Watson had unanimous locker room support, his head coach said it's not a player vote.
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SPEAKER_00: Basically, the niggas in the locker room don't even like him.
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SPEAKER_00: So he is on the knot list.
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SPEAKER_00: Dallas's improved defense, they're supposed to have a much improved defense this season, but they had their worst defensive performance by some metrics since 2017.
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SPEAKER_00: The Rams are on the knot list, unfortunately.
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SPEAKER_00: They had the worst week one loss by a preseason Super Bowl favorite in 50 years after landing in Melbourne, only 24 hours before kickoff, as part of a sleep science plan.
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SPEAKER_00: That's so fucking LA of them.
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SPEAKER_00: Next on the knot list is the Texas defense.
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SPEAKER_00: They gave up the most points of a D'Amico Ryan's led defense since his first season.
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SPEAKER_00: And last on the knot list are the Atlanta Falcons.
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SPEAKER_00: Need I go on?
47:26
SPEAKER_00: All right, y'all.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much for tuning in to Hoops for Hotties Live.
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SPEAKER_00: I really enjoyed talking to you guys.
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SPEAKER_00: I missed you so much.
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SPEAKER_00: Enjoy football this weekend.
47:34
SPEAKER_00: Um, don't support abusive ass men and stay sexy.
47:38
SPEAKER_00: And listen, if you want to be naked, bitch, be naked.
47:41
SPEAKER_00: But don't be Sydney Sweeney, okay?
47:45
SPEAKER_00: The girls know what I mean by that.
47:47
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