NFL Week 1: Deshaun Watson Played Like Shit, Caleb Williams Made History, Sydney's Ads Suck + More
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Ben Shelton lost the US Open final, which sucks because he was the first Black American man in the finals in forever. But he got there, so good for him.
Sydney Sweeney can keep her gambling ads because they're predatory as hell. Team USA women's basketball beat France 97-79 for the FIBA World Cup gold, and it was beautiful watching Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese together for a common goal. The WNBA's back now and playoffs are coming.
NFL Week 1 was everything. Deshaun Watson played like shit as expected and the Browns got destroyed. The 49ers had the messiest offseason ever and…
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