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Phone Tap: AI Fez Orders Food · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Almost time for
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  Speaker 1: your prank call. And more and more people these days
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  Speaker 1: have those AI assistants on their phone. Oh yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: can like screen your calls. You've heard about those.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently my phone has it and I didn't even sign.
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  Speaker 3: Up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody told me the other day when they
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  Speaker 2: called my voicemail, I signed you up.
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  Speaker 1: I guess well, today we're gonna take it even a
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  Speaker 1: step farther, Like, what if they could help you complete
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant order over the phone while your other line
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  Speaker 1: is beeping?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa dude, that's efficient.
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  Speaker 1: Well that happened to Brook, and unfortunately for her, her
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  Speaker 1: AI knows so much about her that he tends to
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  Speaker 1: kind of overshare in your phone.
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  Speaker 4: Tap right now, Brooking.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Seafood and stake this Travis. How can I help?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Margie and I need to order some
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  Speaker 2: food to be picked up.
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  Speaker 4: Uh yes, sure I can, I can?
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  Speaker 2: I Oh wait, I can do that through you right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Let me grab something to write, write it down,
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  Speaker 4: and I'll take care of it for you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I'm I am so sorry. I
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  Speaker 2: am getting another call right now, you know what.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready to take your order.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, I have to take this other call,
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  Speaker 5: so if you don't mind, I'm just gonna let my
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  Speaker 5: AI assistant Fez put the order in for me.
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  Speaker 2: Is that? Thank you so much?
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  Speaker 3: Just hold on?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Hello, this is Fesz. What's up? Mother? What the hell
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  Speaker 3: SIMP says? What? What exactly?
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  Speaker 4: Can I take your order?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? That's tied, that's tight? Af Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Could you put your owner lady back on?
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  Speaker 3: Nah? I got this? Beez? Has you covered? Bros ki?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Great? What can I get for you?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have cranberry juice or pineapple juice? Yeah? At
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  Speaker 3: the bar you didn't hear this from Fez, but on
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  Speaker 3: the down low, she's dealing with a ut I right now.
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  Speaker 3: What it's pretty gnarly. Some juice would really help.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: How do you Hi? It's Margie. I'm done with my call.
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  Speaker 2: I am so sorry about that. Did you get the
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  Speaker 2: order from Fez?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Not really?
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  Speaker 4: I probably got too much from Fez. One he swore
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  Speaker 4: at me, and two he told me some personal information,
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  Speaker 4: so I don't really know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That's really strange.
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  Speaker 4: I agree.
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  Speaker 2: He is definitely not programmed for that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine, Marty. It was just really weird. I
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  Speaker 4: really I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 2: So what did I'm sorry? What did Fez order?
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  Speaker 4: He didn't order. He just asked if I had cranberry
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  Speaker 4: and pineapple mus for what reason? I'm a little personal.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you kidding me? Another calls coming in?
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  Speaker 2: Can you just hold on?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Can you just call back like when you have time.
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  Speaker 3: To what's mother? It's Fez again. I'm back.
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  Speaker 4: I what can I get you to order? To tell
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  Speaker 4: me the food? And that is all I need to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Chill, bro, you sound like you are not comfortable with
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  Speaker 3: the female body.
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  Speaker 4: All right, that has nothing to do with this. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just trying to get your order.
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  Speaker 3: Question.
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  Speaker 4: I am super baby. Go what do you want?
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  Speaker 3: What should you eat or drink? If you'd like to
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  Speaker 3: pass a drug test? What I need her a piss
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  Speaker 3: to be clean? Oh my god, you'll meet don.
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  Speaker 2: I'm back. I am so sorry again about all the interruptions.
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  Speaker 5: It's like I'm applying for this new job, which is
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  Speaker 5: so exciting, but there's all this red tape I need
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  Speaker 5: to clear.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, is the.
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  Speaker 4: Order in respectfully? Can you just put the order in
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  Speaker 4: instead of giving me to your AI assistant.
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  Speaker 5: You don't want to deal with Fez. I mean, he
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  Speaker 5: knows exactly what I need. He's like connected to every
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  Speaker 5: part of my life.
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  Speaker 4: I get that, but he's not giving me it's too
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  Speaker 4: He's giving me way too much information here. I just
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  Speaker 4: need to know what you want to order.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Fez mother. Are you snitching on me?
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  Speaker 4: What? What is going What is going on?
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  Speaker 3: You little bitch? Trying to red me out to.
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  Speaker 2: My owner Travis? Is that true? Were you not playing
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  Speaker 2: nice with Fees during this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, surprise mother for this is a phone tap?
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  Speaker 4: Wait what I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Fez isn't lying. You're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my freaking guy.
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  Speaker 2: Your boss Tony set you up for this whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you nearing it?
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  Speaker 2: Joe, there's no AI, Fez. This is actually broke from
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  Speaker 2: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 3: In the morning.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Your boss wrote us and said you're.
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  Speaker 5: Really good at dealing with difficult customers, so we thought
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  Speaker 5: would test your limits.
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  Speaker 3: That was probably the most uncomfortable four minutes I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: I actually need that cranberry.
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  Speaker 4: Juice so oh, oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Broken Jeffreys phone taps on the twenties