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Phone Tap: No Shingles, Mo' Pringles · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: thinking about putting a huge bid down on a house
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  Speaker 1: for the very first time. The deadline is just minutes away,
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  Speaker 1: and you're waiting to hear from the inspector that you
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  Speaker 1: paid for to figure out if the house is worth
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  Speaker 1: it or Oh my god. That's the stressful situation one
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  Speaker 1: guy is in and it's only going to get worse
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  Speaker 1: when we call news in your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Another Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi is
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  Speaker 1: this Rich? Yes, it is hi Rich. My name's Kelly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your inspector for the property you're thinking of putting
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  Speaker 1: a bit on over on Spots Lane. Yeah great, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: man's busy. The seller's agent only gave me like a
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minute window and then I have to do inspections
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  Speaker 1: at seven more houses today. Oh wow, that's crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't even eaten. I just got a bag of
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  Speaker 1: chips running around, you know, I mean, you know how
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  Speaker 1: it is? Rich? Yeah, um, well, can you kind of
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  Speaker 1: get into whatever you found in the inspection. It got
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  Speaker 1: a tight deadline to make this decision, so I accounts, gotcha? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I walk the whole property and the foundation. It appears
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  Speaker 1: in good condition, except for this one spot of this
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  Speaker 1: it didn't won't go on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry what
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that concerns you or not, but
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  Speaker 1: put up some alarms for me. And no, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? What is the I couldn't quite make
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  Speaker 1: out what you were saying. Rich, You gotta keep up
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  Speaker 1: with me here. I got a lot of houses to
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  Speaker 1: do today. Okay, yeah, sure, so listen, listen, listen where
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  Speaker 1: the north corner meets the east, I see there's one area.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah. How long that? Okay? Discount on that?
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  Speaker 1: A discount on what exactly? Yeah? So I do have
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  Speaker 1: good news though, Wait, but I mean before the good news,
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  Speaker 1: can we go back to the problem and the other
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  Speaker 1: discount things coming. Listen. The good news is I didn't
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  Speaker 1: find any weeks okay in the septic tank. Wait, now,
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  Speaker 1: there is some bad news. There was some problems. Wait
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  Speaker 1: wa wait, okay, wait wait wait wait that's directly under
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  Speaker 1: the walkway. I'm sorry, Can you stop for a second. None,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot get anything. You don't know what it's like
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  Speaker 1: these days for us inspectors. We can't stop. There's no
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even have lunch. This is my lunch man. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: I got it. But I'm trying to place a bid
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  Speaker 1: on this house and I can't understand any of the
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  Speaker 1: stuff that you're telling me about phone having a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you should move, don't get better reception. My phone
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  Speaker 1: is fine, I got all the bars. It's because you're
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  Speaker 1: stuff in your face with the ease or ruffles or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Are you actually eating in the back? What are you doing? Springles?
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  Speaker 1: Once you pop? Clearn't stop? I mean you know you're
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  Speaker 1: the whole saying about that. Stop for at least one second.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I only got one minute left on the
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  Speaker 1: property and then I'm out of here. So what are
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  Speaker 1: you eating right now? But I can't you're not telling
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  Speaker 1: me anything. Oh my god, pay a tangent ranch. All
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  Speaker 1: of one of people on main floor working, but the
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  Speaker 1: one I feel really hard. Yeah, okay, I mean that
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  Speaker 1: could honestly mean the whole house could fall down. No,
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  Speaker 1: that that sounded really important. I think I need to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. Please, can you again? No, that is a
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  Speaker 1: big oneman, right, but this one, the next one, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna need to write down, so you would probably get
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  Speaker 1: the price knocked down eight to ten ground. It's just
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  Speaker 1: about the roof. It just from Oh my god. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm make sure you tell your agent specifically what I
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  Speaker 1: just said. Okay, I can't tease anything that could fall
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  Speaker 1: right off, rich, I mean what I'm telling you. Chips
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  Speaker 1: down for one second and tell me about the house. No,
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  Speaker 1: I would email you all this, but man, my emails down.
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  Speaker 1: So by the way, I should ask when do you
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  Speaker 1: need to put the bit in by? No? Oh, you
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  Speaker 1: know how much time? Did? I better tell you? Did
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  Speaker 1: your wife Katie set you up? Because this is just
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap And I'm sorry. The chips are real,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing the phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it make you feel better. Katie. Your
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  Speaker 1: wife apparently got the inspection an hour ago, and she
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  Speaker 1: says you're all good to go. Oh, man, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you though Pringle's got that slogan right, we can't
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  Speaker 1: stop it. It's impossible. Uh, I mean, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: the most frustrating thing I've ever dealt with. Just wait,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't put your bid in on the house yet.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna get a lot worse. It's hard to talk it.
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  Speaker 1: I think it'll be hard to be week up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with food, have weekday mornings on the twenties Broke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,