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Phone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: you prank phone calls? Some of us get into character
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  Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, like, yeah, I have my old man
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  Speaker 1: Ellen Winterbottom. Yeah, I let your service sends out comes
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  Speaker 1: out and Brooke has her chain smoking truck driver character.
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  Speaker 1: Is it Marlone? Yeah, there is, which is just in
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  Speaker 1: the future. Yeah, we all did at once and texts
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  Speaker 1: at seven eight, five nine two said they loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Ye shot to me, there's a couple of truck drivers.
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  Speaker 1: I got bit DM. I'm just gonna let you know.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's Jose And one of his most requested
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  Speaker 1: fan favorite characters is Clover. Yeah, former British intelligence Black
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  Speaker 1: Ops soldier who takes his military training everywhere he goes
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  Speaker 1: and of course takes it way too seriously. Yea, And
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  Speaker 1: today he has his sight set on a new location
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  Speaker 1: that you'll find in almost every neighborhood in North America.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to find out where in your phone? Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenty. Thanks for calling the market.
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  Speaker 1: This is cat. How can I help you? Oi? Is
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  Speaker 1: this a secure line? Huh? Is this line secure? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it's this is just a grocery
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  Speaker 1: store line. Who's calling? The name's Frank, but me mates
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  Speaker 1: call me clover because I'm lucky to be alive. Okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: what do you need? Ten minutes ago, II witnessed a
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  Speaker 1: mateum sized woman about Yahai put a nectarine in her
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  Speaker 1: pocket and just walk right out the front door. Well,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for letting us know. Not much that we can
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  Speaker 1: do about it, though, Unfortunately, well, well all you gonna
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  Speaker 1: do about it? We're in the middle level crisis. Okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware of like policies or not,
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  Speaker 1: but there's not much that we can do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're not allowed to pursue any shoplifters. We're just supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're lucky you have may because I don't work
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  Speaker 1: for the store or the cops. So what are you saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not following what you're saying. I'm a former
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  Speaker 1: black Ops specialist for Y six. I have a set
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  Speaker 1: of skills that you might find extremely useful. Okay, if
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  Speaker 1: you catch my drift, I'm just reiterating this. This is
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  Speaker 1: a grocery store. If that's why I'm taking this seriously,
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  Speaker 1: wrote this down, or I need an empty room in
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  Speaker 1: the back of the shop, preferably we're to sink with
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  Speaker 1: running water in a package of one hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 1: zip ties. Wait, you want a room in the back.
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  Speaker 1: What also? I need a call battery with two jumper cables,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll have the thief squinting like a pig in
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  Speaker 1: a Moroccan bizarre. Oh um, that's not necessary. We don't
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  Speaker 1: need to make a torture room for somebody who has
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  Speaker 1: stolen orange. It was a necked rain. Attention to detail love, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you'll get in your pockets picked. Yeah. No, I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the call, but I think we're just going to handle
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  Speaker 1: it on our end. Here, I'm harden and sorry at
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  Speaker 1: one of your freezes right now. You're what I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the freezer, one of our in a freezer, you're here
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  Speaker 1: in our store, affirmative. I'm telling a bloke who may
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  Speaker 1: or may not have put a bag of frozen fish
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  Speaker 1: sticks on his niggas. Listen up, Frank or whatever your
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  Speaker 1: name is. You need to get out of our freezer,
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  Speaker 1: and you need to leave our store immediately. You want
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  Speaker 1: me to close in on the target copy. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I do not need you to close in on the target.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to get out of the freezer. I'll
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  Speaker 1: have him hog tied at register fall unless in three minutes. No, sir, No, sir, No,
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  Speaker 1: don't you dare? I just need the green light? Do
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  Speaker 1: I have it? No? Are you hearing me? No? I
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  Speaker 1: need your green light to add his phone prank Once
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  Speaker 1: it's over, copy white light, just say the word copy.
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say? My name isn't really Clover,
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  Speaker 1: It's actually Jose. This is my real voice. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on right now? I'm not in your grocery store.
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  Speaker 1: You can calm down. I've actually had a radio station
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing a prank phone call on you. What
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  Speaker 1: are your co workers? You know your co worker Laura,
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  Speaker 1: she set you up. I'll stuff, I'm like joking. She
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  Speaker 1: said you had a lot of shoplifters lately, so she
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  Speaker 1: thought it might be helpful to have someone like you
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  Speaker 1: know in British intelligence come and take care of the job.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'll not you in the back room. And
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  Speaker 1: three minutes with zip ties and the battery cables, Coppy
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  Speaker 1: Roger Wax, Let's make a bum tab. Whoa Okay now
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared of you, lady. Week up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning