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Phone Tap: Naughty Neighbors Webshow · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: So today's phone tap needs a little bit of background.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband and wife live in a nice neighborhood and
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  Speaker 1: one night he's putting away some garden tools in their backyard.
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  Speaker 1: His wife hears something from the balcony, so she looks
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  Speaker 1: down to the back and sees him peeing behind a bush. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why didn't he go inside and use a toilet? You
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  Speaker 1: should probably ask all men that question, because we love
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  Speaker 1: doing it.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bush, It's like, that's what it's Honestly, I'm jealous,
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  Speaker 2: I really am. It's the only reason I ever want
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  Speaker 2: to be a man. But when he came back in,
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  Speaker 2: she said, don't do that. The neighbors might see you.
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  Speaker 2: What did he do?
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  Speaker 1: He came up with an elaborate plan to prank her
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  Speaker 1: that involves their hoa president in a fake documentary series.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Hello, Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Is this great?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, hey Grace, my name is Martin Rubb two bs.
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  Speaker 1: I think Linda from the homeowners Association said I'd be
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  Speaker 1: reaching out to you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi, nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Yeah, So I'm you're probably aware
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  Speaker 1: your subdivision was selected to be the focus of our
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  Speaker 1: web show that we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and interesting and fun time.
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  Speaker 1: We're certainly open. So and Linda did mention to you
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  Speaker 1: that you will be compensated.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yes, yes, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Great, So let me just take a second and run
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  Speaker 1: down how this is going to work. So most of
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  Speaker 1: the videotaping at your residence is going to be happening outdoors, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you wouldn't mind not mentioning it to your
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  Speaker 1: husband so we could get the candid footage, that would
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  Speaker 1: be preferable. Okay, okay, I mean, yeah, that might be
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  Speaker 1: a little tricky, but yeah, huh.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that tricky? Don't tell your husband?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just yeah, I mean when you say don't
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  Speaker 2: tell my husband, like, I don't understand, you said candid,
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  Speaker 2: So what do you what does that really mean? Like
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  Speaker 2: the candid footage?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, did Linda not go over this with you? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Linda said that it's going to be a documentary on
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  Speaker 1: our neighborhood. But that was all the information ye gave me,
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  Speaker 1: a sort of I mean, we're doing an expose on
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  Speaker 1: men who openly pee outdoors. Yeah, and your husband, your husband,
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  Speaker 1: Seth is apparently a pro does it all over the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, I mean you know this right?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, Linda told you that.
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  Speaker 1: Linda and all the neighbors, they're the ones that nominated
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  Speaker 1: him for our Operation urination violation sege.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to have to call it.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, everybody knows.
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  Speaker 2: Step for this.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, But but let me tell you about the titles,
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  Speaker 1: because you know they want to do Operation urination violation
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  Speaker 1: and I get the you know, alliteration rhyming with that.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to call it pissed off because I thought
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  Speaker 2: that was funny. I'm the one that's pissed off, not
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  Speaker 2: the opening.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, it's only it's only for men. Only men
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  Speaker 1: can be in it. We can't have you going outside. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no, no, no, like I'm pissed off right now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Lin like freaking telling everybody that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, sorry, are you saying that you didn't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about this at all?
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  Speaker 2: No? I never get permission for this. Okay, let's let's
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  Speaker 2: let's take a second. Let's take a breath, and let
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  Speaker 2: me back up here.
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  Speaker 1: Because Linda and the homeowners Association signed the whole neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: up to be featured on this show. What it's called
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  Speaker 1: naughty neighbors? About this, Think of it like the next
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  Speaker 1: door of YouTube. They don't have a bunch of perverts
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  Speaker 1: watching my husband pe outside.
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  Speaker 2: It's not perverts, ma'am. It's just educational.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is some kind of strange like peak show
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  Speaker 2: you're putting on the internet. No, not peep show man
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  Speaker 2: Peace show.
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  Speaker 1: This is all wrong.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's right. No, I don't know. I can't. I
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  Speaker 2: can't do this.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the good news. You don't have to do anything.
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  Speaker 1: We just have to catch your husband going outside somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to set my husband up for this. No,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to set him up.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently your husband's well known in the community for just
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  Speaker 1: pulling out his stuff and watering everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't know that they know.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know that. Anybody knows except me. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I do have confirmation that this is actually happening. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that is.
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  Speaker 2: You know what that is between me and my husband.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not really, because at this point it's not really
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  Speaker 1: up to you whether we do this or not.
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  Speaker 2: The homeowners association's already signed off on it. So he
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  Speaker 2: didn't sign off on it. I didn't sign off on it. No,
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  Speaker 2: the homeowners are per it.
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  Speaker 1: They signed off that I could record this and agreed
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  Speaker 1: to feature it on a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to what the prank call segments
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  Speaker 2: that they do.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's too late to say no, because you're already
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  Speaker 1: on the show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Linda and your husband set you up to do a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call on you right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Dorry, We're not going to film your husband going outside
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  Speaker 1: or doing anything like that. I don't want we want
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  Speaker 1: to know this. I'm just curious. Who are you more
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  Speaker 1: mad at, Linda or your husband for setting you up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm mad at my husband. I mean, obviously he's proud
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  Speaker 2: of this.
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  Speaker 1: He is away
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  Speaker 2: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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