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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Alexis. If you're about to go out on a first
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  Speaker 1: date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be
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  Speaker 1: to get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: that be nice to get the inside skinny on all
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  Speaker 1: of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you
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  Speaker 1: a little pump up speech to get you ready for
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  Speaker 1: the big night with her little boy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, it's always good to have some background
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  Speaker 2: on him, you know, in case you need to hold
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  Speaker 2: it against him blackmail.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking at him.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like you're not that into it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no no, I'm trying to make the best of it.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe you don't love it. But Brooks certainly does. Way,
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  Speaker 1: she pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his
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  Speaker 1: date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.
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  Speaker 1: Here how it goes in your phone? Tap right now
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  Speaker 1: it's another Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Am I speaking with the Heather? Yes, only your
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  Speaker 3: future mother in law? What what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: Goodness? You don't know my name. This is Constance.
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  Speaker 2: We have not met, but you're supposed to go out
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  Speaker 2: with my son Caleb tonight first date.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah I am, but you said your mother.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
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  Speaker 2: you out tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I have heard a lot about you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you have. I have.
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  Speaker 3: He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.
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  Speaker 3: I give you a B plus, a B plus.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,
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  Speaker 2: Daryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick
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  Speaker 2: thrusts in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so confused.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 3: And how did you give my number? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My little potato face. We share everything, so I have
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  Speaker 2: his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, so
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  Speaker 2: let's keep this between us, ladies. Oh my god, this
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  Speaker 2: is crazy. You share passwords?
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  Speaker 3: Well, what good mother and son? Doesn't I remember? Uh no, no,
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  Speaker 3: no one does that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I still have parental controls on his phone, so
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  Speaker 2: I see all of your messages.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I loved that meme you sent him two days ago.
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  Speaker 3: At me laughing, I'll tell you you saw that. You
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  Speaker 3: look through your grown son's phone. We'll just get sent
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  Speaker 3: to mine. But you ask why I was calling, and
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  Speaker 3: you know what. I think that's a good point. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not calling to talk about me. Let's focus on your date.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't need to talk to you about our date.
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  Speaker 3: That's you're not a part of this. So I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know why you're callind.
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  Speaker 2: Is I think I have some helpful information for you. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't realize Caleb likes kisses behind his right ear.
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  Speaker 3: Oh he is ticklish there. Okay, I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: if I should be going on a date with Caleb.
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  Speaker 3: If I bet, I bet. If you keep doing it,
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  Speaker 3: it might just turn him on. Oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 3: a cool mom. Why do you know that? You're not
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  Speaker 3: a cool mom?
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  Speaker 2: No, cool mom does this? This is horrific.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not cool. How do you think I know about
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  Speaker 3: the Karate Kid? Then? Huh what? He loves that show
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  Speaker 3: on Netflix? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he even wears the Karate Kid outfits around the house.
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  Speaker 3: And because he.
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  Speaker 2: Recently lost his job at the bus station, he's not
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  Speaker 2: a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.
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  Speaker 3: He's getting good.
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  Speaker 2: He lost his job.
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  Speaker 3: Wait that that doesn't make sense. He was telling me
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  Speaker 3: all about his work and at a back up like
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  Speaker 3: he works in marketing.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's
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  Speaker 2: only part time. Thinking it this way though, part time
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  Speaker 2: work gives him more time to spoil us.
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  Speaker 3: He has two favorite ladies. Okay, I don't think this
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  Speaker 3: is gonna work out, So can you just tell him?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be just like last summer when his.
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  Speaker 2: Inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully with a skateboard.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: It was inconsolable for days. Okay, you know what, This
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  Speaker 3: really isn't gonna work out. You need to tell your
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  Speaker 3: son thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But no, my son does need to tell you one thing,
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  Speaker 2: and that's that I'm not actually his mother. I actually
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  Speaker 2: broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on? It's a prank phone call. Your
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  Speaker 3: take is actually the one who set you up. Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, you too.
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  Speaker 2: Both have a really funny sense of humor, and he
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  Speaker 2: wanted to play a joke on you before. I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe that.
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  Speaker 3: That was insane. Okay, so you like that, right, the joke.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't decided yet.
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  Speaker 3: The week up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps. Weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,