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Phone Tap: Office Kisses · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: your phone tap. And there's a lot of businesses out
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  Speaker 1: there that have special company wide traditions that all the
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  Speaker 1: employees they have been doing for years as part of
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  Speaker 1: the office culture to make everybody feel like they're part
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  Speaker 1: of the team. You know. Well, today I pose as
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  Speaker 1: an HR rep and I call a guy who's about
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  Speaker 1: to start a brand new job next week, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: I just want to let him know about one of
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  Speaker 1: our unique company traditions. I think it might make him
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  Speaker 1: feel a little uncomfortable, but I'm hoping he can get
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  Speaker 1: on board by the end of this. It's your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now, it's another on the twenties. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Ryan. This is Ryan. Hey Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Cooper. I work in HR at the media Agency.
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  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, hello, Cooper him. Yeah, I know we haven't
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  Speaker 1: spoken before. I just want to call and welcome you
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  Speaker 1: to the team. So it's very kind of you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: very excited to be joining you. Guys. We're excited to
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  Speaker 1: have you. And I see right here your first days
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  Speaker 1: on Monday, Yes, sir, Monday morning. That's really exciting. I
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  Speaker 1: want to give you a quick rundown of your first
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  Speaker 1: day and kind of what to expect. I really appreciate that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So when you come in, we'll get y'all set up
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  Speaker 1: with your key card, badge and security and everything perfect.
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  Speaker 1: And do you want if I ask, do you know
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  Speaker 1: of anyone that's worked for the company before? No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so. Well. Our CEO started this tradition about
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  Speaker 1: thirty years ago and still going on today. Before we
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  Speaker 1: have our morning roundup meeting, we go around the room
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  Speaker 1: and kiss everyone on the mouth. I need to be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you, I've never heard of anything like this before.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's it's a little unconventional, but it's just
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  Speaker 1: something that the founders of the company did when they started,
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  Speaker 1: and it turned into this big success and it stayed
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  Speaker 1: with the culture ever since. I mean, why why do
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  Speaker 1: you think we're so profitable now? It's because of the
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  Speaker 1: mouth kissing. You know, So I just didn't want you
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  Speaker 1: to be surprised. On Monday morning when you come in,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a lot of smooching going on and
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  Speaker 1: it's very normal. All right. Again, I've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: anything like this before. No, that makes sense because employees
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  Speaker 1: are actually discouraged from talking about it outside the company walls,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, other groups or businesses might hear about
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  Speaker 1: it and think it's weird or worse still, try and
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  Speaker 1: steal it from us. But here we're just one big,
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  Speaker 1: happy family. That's very interesting, you know. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be rude. But is this something that I
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  Speaker 1: kid opt out of? Oh, definitely not. No, That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you to make sure you're good with it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: if you're wondering, tongue is not allowed. It's usually just
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  Speaker 1: a quick peck, like how a granny might kiss. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I was, I wasn't one very short. We don't want
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  Speaker 1: it to get weird. Maybe this is a good time
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  Speaker 1: to practice. I'll I'll kiss you over the phone and
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  Speaker 1: then you kiss me back. Okay, so it's like this,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, hey, Ryan, good to see you. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I understand. But if you forgot my name's Cooper,
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  Speaker 1: so you can say it back to me, Hi Cooper,
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  Speaker 1: m hm. And you want me to kiss you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm ready on the mouth. Uh okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: um oh, all right, great, let's get down to business.
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  Speaker 1: And didn't that feel good? If I'm being honest, it
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  Speaker 1: feels a little strange. You know, I've never done or
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  Speaker 1: heard of this before. Yeah, I understand that, but you
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  Speaker 1: have to admit it felt good, right I. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't have any any emotion to it. It just was
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  Speaker 1: kind of shocking. I know some people think it's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit weird at first, but as you do it
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  Speaker 1: more like give it a week, you'll feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: perfectly normal. And before you know, I mean, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be kissing salespeople, the accounting team, even the janitor. Carl.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to kiss all these people. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you say that they're part of your family now, your
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  Speaker 1: business family. Carl's actually the best kisser of the group.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's great for Carl. I just it's great for
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  Speaker 1: all of us because we get to kiss him. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you, this doesn't sound legal to me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't don't I hear you okay, and so maybe
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of people that are a
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  Speaker 1: little bit uncomfortable with this at first. So here's what
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  Speaker 1: we'll do. I'll tell the wrest of the group not
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  Speaker 1: to kiss you, and you and I can just kiss
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  Speaker 1: for the first day, and then every day after that,
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  Speaker 1: we'll build up the kisses until you're comfortable kissing other people.
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  Speaker 1: We could kiss once an hour or twice an hour
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  Speaker 1: if you'd like. I don't want to kiss schedule. That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like, that's not that's not okay. You don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an HR, so it's okay, and I that okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not okay. It doesn't matter what your job
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  Speaker 1: title is, like, you can't just speak like like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you Ryan. We just kissed, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: treating me this way. No, we didn't we You you
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  Speaker 1: were like showing me how people kiss on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's not a kiss. But you kiss me back.
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  Speaker 1: I look, I felt a little pressure. I didn't like.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't stick my tongue in you or kiss you
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  Speaker 1: with my lips. I made a little sound. Now I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're using me. You just kissed me like,
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  Speaker 1: I like, I meant nothing to you and now you're
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  Speaker 1: tossing me aside. What are you talking about? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: feel I feel like like I'm like, I'm a cheap prostitute. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how is this is nothing prostitute? How are you a prostitute?
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  Speaker 1: What are you? Ryan? If this is how you want
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  Speaker 1: to treat someone that's in your family, your business family,
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  Speaker 1: then I don't know. Maybe this isn't the right job
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  Speaker 1: for you. Maybe you're right, Maybe I don't belong there
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  Speaker 1: all right, because I'm not okay with kissing a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of randos on the mouth every single day. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what if we had you kiss your buddy James, would
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  Speaker 1: you feel a little more comfortable? Then? Why would I
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  Speaker 1: kiss my buddy James? Like he doesn't even work there?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Well, I kiss James? What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? Wait? What do you mean kiss jis?
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  Speaker 1: How do you even know j Well, we kissed when
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  Speaker 1: we were planning how to phone tap you today? Phone
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  Speaker 1: tap me? What do you what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Phone tapping me? To tell you this is actually a joke.
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  Speaker 1: It's Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a prank on you. Man. Yeah, your your
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  Speaker 1: buddy James contacted us and he said you got a
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  Speaker 1: brand new job and he wanted to mess with you
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  Speaker 1: before your first day. Oh I was breaking out, man,
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  Speaker 1: kiss you on the phone. I mean you kind of
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  Speaker 1: wanted to though, didn't you. You liked it? No, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't work. Let's come on, just you're gonna feel more
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  Speaker 1: comfortable again. Come on, here we go on to Okay. Wow, God,
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  Speaker 1: you got wake up every morning with Tap weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, broking Jeffrey in the morning.