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Phone Tap: Cakers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: They say, if you want to start a successful business,
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  Speaker 1: first you need to find a problem and then you
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  Speaker 1: create the solution. Yeah, so that's what we do. In
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  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. We call a woman who works
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  Speaker 1: at a company where they're going to be celebrating one
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  Speaker 1: of their employees' birthdays today, which should be fun and joyful.
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  Speaker 2: Problem.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the problem? Too much leftover cake? And what's
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  Speaker 1: the solution? Jose appetite? It's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties, Good morning, This is Bonnie.
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  Speaker 3: Hey Bonnie, this is mich Goal. One of your supervisors.
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  Speaker 3: Dale told me to call you and coordinate, you know,
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  Speaker 3: for for this afternoon. There's a birthday party in the
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  Speaker 3: office right for someone named Samantha.
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  Speaker 2: From what I remember, Yeah, there is.
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  Speaker 3: Crat So what time should I show up?
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  Speaker 2: What? I'm sorry? Just can you explain who you were? Again?
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  Speaker 2: Do you work here?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean not technically. I get hired for this
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  Speaker 3: type of stuff off a freelance basis.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea what's going on right now? Can
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  Speaker 2: you explain?
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  Speaker 3: Dale didn't tell you I was gonna be calling. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm part of Cakers. I thought you.
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  Speaker 2: Knew, did you say cakers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cakers.
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  Speaker 3: It's a group of people who get hired around the
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  Speaker 3: city to eat the leftover birthday and anniversary cakes from
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  Speaker 3: corporate functions.
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  Speaker 2: You eat leftover cake, Yeah, I do a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of it. And since Samantha is having a party
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  Speaker 3: today in the office, I got details from Dale in
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  Speaker 3: regards to you know, like the size and the shape
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  Speaker 3: of the cake. And according to my calculations, there is
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  Speaker 3: no way your team was gonna finish this whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna take my cake and eat it too. That's
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  Speaker 3: a cake joke.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Dale hired someone to come eat that serve
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  Speaker 2: cake after.
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  Speaker 3: The party when the party's winding down, I kind of
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  Speaker 3: just quietly filled the rain from the back and I
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  Speaker 3: look like I'm an employee there. But nobody knows except
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  Speaker 3: for you and Dale, that I'm a caker.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of this before.
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  Speaker 3: If you're worried, I just take the cake and then
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  Speaker 3: I eat it in my car, just in the front seat.
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  Speaker 1: It's no big deal.
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  Speaker 2: This is just like the strangest thing I've heard in
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  Speaker 2: a while. I just I'm surprised Dale didn't talk to
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  Speaker 2: me about anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised too. I thought Dale would have told
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  Speaker 3: you before I called. He gave me your number and
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  Speaker 3: just said to talk to you. You're the coordinator.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do the birthday parties in the office.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good, okay, So then what time is do I
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  Speaker 3: show up around one pm? Because I have to actually
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  Speaker 3: eat a quarter sheet of butter cream across town by
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  Speaker 3: two fifteen, So I'm trying to stack my day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. How much cake do you eat? Well?
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  Speaker 3: I mean I do it for a living, so it's
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  Speaker 3: a lot. Normally I can take down four to five
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  Speaker 3: cakes by seven pm on a bad day, three and
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  Speaker 3: a half.
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  Speaker 1: But that's a bad day.
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  Speaker 2: It just doesn't seem like someone should be eating that
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  Speaker 2: much cake.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm it takes a special talent to eat as
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  Speaker 3: much cake. I actually have a journal, a cake journal.
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  Speaker 3: I've eaten hold on, let me look, nine.
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  Speaker 1: Hundred and sixty three cakes.
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  Speaker 3: In the last two years. Who I'm gonna write a
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  Speaker 3: book about it eventually. By the way, do you know
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  Speaker 3: if anyone in your office has HEPCI? Just on a
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  Speaker 3: side note, hippatitis. Yeah, I had a really bad situation
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  Speaker 3: in a car rental place a year ago. Put me
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  Speaker 3: out of commission for a month, So if you don't
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  Speaker 3: mind me asking the group maybe if there's like if
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  Speaker 3: everyone's up on their shots.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm really gonna need to speak with Dale about
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  Speaker 2: this because this just sounds very fishy. Keeps sounding crazier
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  Speaker 2: and crazier, and I'm yeah, I'm not sure you should.
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  Speaker 3: I just showed up to Joe Anne's birthday three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: You know Joanne from sales?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Jolie.
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  Speaker 3: So funny story. I go into their team room while
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  Speaker 3: they're wrapping up the celebration and there was no cake.
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  Speaker 3: It turned to be a BlackBerry pie instead. It ruined
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  Speaker 3: my entire weekend because I'm allergic to pie.
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  Speaker 2: So you still ate it?
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  Speaker 3: Of course I did.
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  Speaker 2: It's my job.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have my family go starving just because
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  Speaker 3: of a little allergy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna need to talk to Dale. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: heard of this before, so just let me put you
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  Speaker 2: on hold for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Before you put me on hold, tell him that the
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call with the idiots at the radio station
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  Speaker 3: worked like a charm and I eat their cake all
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  Speaker 3: the time.
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  Speaker 2: Me.
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  Speaker 3: I want to write that down. A phone call, this
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  Speaker 3: one the one I'm doing right now.
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  Speaker 2: On you currently. Oh my goodness, did Dale put you
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  Speaker 2: up to this? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Dale, will he kind of put you up to this.
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  Speaker 3: My name's really Jose from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. And yes, your supervisor Dale set
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  Speaker 3: you up.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way I thought this was real. There was
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  Speaker 2: just no way that could have been real.
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  Speaker 3: I think you were just jealous. I think you wanted
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  Speaker 3: that leftover cake. You didn't want to give it up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we're an office full of hundred people.
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  Speaker 2: We'll eat all the cake we can get. Wake up
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  Speaker 2: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning