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Phone Tap PODCAST: Watering Her Plants · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice, it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello to Daniel. Uh Daniel, Yeah, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I'm really not sure how I got transferred to you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you in the sales office at Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well I do for you. Okay, Hey, Um, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: guy that waters the plants there in your office. Uh okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of gonna be a weird conversation. But there's
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  Speaker 1: this girl there at your office that's just been giving
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  Speaker 1: me that look lately, you know what I mean. I'm sorry, Um,
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  Speaker 1: is there something I can I can help you with?
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  Speaker 1: Or yeah, there is there is? I think she is.
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  Speaker 1: She's pretty sexy. I'll be waking, I'll be walking by
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  Speaker 1: going to water some plants, and she'll stop a conversation
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  Speaker 1: midway through just to say hi to me and look
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  Speaker 1: me up and down. And it's just at that vibe,
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  Speaker 1: you know that she just wants to like do it
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  Speaker 1: right there, Like I don't. I don't have any idea
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about? Who? Who you're even mentioning? I
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  Speaker 1: don't what is this? What are you doing? If you
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  Speaker 1: could just put in a good word for me, I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it. I think her name's I think her name
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  Speaker 1: is like Amber or something. Is there an amber you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about amber? Yeah? Yeah, is there an Amber there?
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  Speaker 1: That's my girlfriend? Oh? Oh, like serious girlfriend. You guys
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  Speaker 1: been together for a while. Yeah, she's my serious girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I've been dating for three months. She's my girlfriend. You
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  Speaker 1: might want to tell her that because the way she's
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  Speaker 1: been looking at me in the office. Okay, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: extremely inappropriate. So you need to you need to end
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  Speaker 1: this phone call. This is not going to happen. Just
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  Speaker 1: stay away. I'll admit at first I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: a little inappropriate too, the way she was just like
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  Speaker 1: hounding me, staring at me. And then I was like,
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  Speaker 1: one day finally realized, you know what, she's pretty cute.
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  Speaker 1: I'd give to her. Oh my god, this is unbelievable. Really,
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  Speaker 1: the plant guy is calling me right now to ask
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  Speaker 1: at my girlfriend. This is well, I'm just this is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, you give me a shot
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  Speaker 1: to go out with her. Yeah, she doesn't like I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you said you wouldn't like the plant guy. Like, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask her out at least because she is definitely
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  Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna go over right now. I'm gonna say, hey, Amber,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to bang the plant guy? And we'll
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  Speaker 1: see how that goes for you. You know, maybe I'm
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  Speaker 1: over stepping my bounds a little bit then, uh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you think can I just ask one personal favor
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  Speaker 1: of you and I will leave Amber alone? And oh yeah, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm absolutely I'd love to do your favor anything
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  Speaker 1: you want. If you just hear me, just hear me
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  Speaker 1: out for a something. Would it be possible to get
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  Speaker 1: a picture of her? What? We'll just sure? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: just like on my cell phone, you are, I'm here
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  Speaker 1: to stand up dude. Hey for me, this will be
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  Speaker 1: the best career advice you get plan stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 1: We just our fantastic email me a picture of her. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you stick to your Sears catalogs and just
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  Speaker 1: stop that way? All right? There you go, by hellove
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  Speaker 1: This Daniel, Daniel, This is mister Peterson, your boss. I
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  Speaker 1: knew you to send a picture of Amber to me
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  Speaker 1: from a press conference we're having about sales things. Absolutely, yep, okay,
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  Speaker 1: task you want full funnel, you want to side on,
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  Speaker 1: get them to me as soon as possible. Your girl,
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  Speaker 1: you're you sound like a girl. That's friend to sound
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  Speaker 1: like a boy. Right, your job is in jeopardy and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to TV show either. Give me those
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  Speaker 1: pics on my email box in ten minutes. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll put in your email by send it to Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jebil at Moving nine to five dot com before
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  Speaker 1: CEO Clothes of Business today, Daniel, this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm Moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend, your girlfriend Ember set you up. She said
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  Speaker 1: that you're always pranking her. She wanted to get you back.
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  Speaker 1: That that voice he is for my boss, mister Peterson.
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  Speaker 1: What boy really really strung stuff? That buddy? Oh my dad,
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  Speaker 1: you report to my office right now for an open
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  Speaker 1: mouth kiss and I mean now up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: two point five