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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Boss' Triplets · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: I five, Hello, yes, hi, I was looking for Justin.
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Speaker 1: This is him, Justin Robert Tier. How you doing? Oh? Hi, Hi,
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Speaker 1: Hello sir. You know who I am, don't you? Of
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Speaker 1: course you're the CEO. Yes, I am. Congratulations, justin your
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Speaker 1: past the test, that's that's great. I'm just yanking your
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Speaker 1: chain there a little bit. How's it hanging? Um, not
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Speaker 1: your chain, justin life? How's it hanging? I think I
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Speaker 1: thinks are pretty good. Anyway. The reason for my call
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Speaker 1: is that your direct boss, Jamie, tells me you've been
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Speaker 1: doing a hell of a job out there on the road.
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Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you. I really appreciate that. Yeah, says
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Speaker 1: You've been flying all over the country clothes and deals,
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Speaker 1: cash and checks and snap and next that's what I like, Yes,
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Speaker 1: what I do? The cash and checks and there you go.
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Speaker 1: And I know you're scheduled to go to Nashville tomorrow,
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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna change that. I need you to fly
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Speaker 1: out to my home base. Oh wow, great like a meeting. Well,
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Speaker 1: I do have a very important job for you. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: of course, whatever you need, I'll do it perfect. Well,
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Speaker 1: my wife just called me and wants to have some
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Speaker 1: time with her girlfriends, So I need someone to take
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Speaker 1: the triplets to my place. I'm sorry, sir. Triplets. Yes,
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Speaker 1: me and my wife have six month old triplets. I'm
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Speaker 1: sure you saw that in the newsletter. I didn't the
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Speaker 1: newsletter justin. It's an email that goes out once a month. Yes, sorry,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, of course. Anyway, that's
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Speaker 1: not the point. The point is I need you, my
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Speaker 1: best salesperson, to take my three babies across the country
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Speaker 1: and a commercial plane. You want me to bring your
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Speaker 1: kids on a plane. I don't understand what you're not
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Speaker 1: getting justin. Uh sorry, I just I thought you were
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Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about a work trip. I
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Speaker 1: know this isn't your traditional business call, but these kidd
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Speaker 1: does mean a whole heck of a lot to me.
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Speaker 1: And there is nothing that I wouldn't do for Amber
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Speaker 1: Sapphire or Diamond. That that's their names. Yes, Amber Sapphire
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Speaker 1: and Diamond, those are my triplets. You would have known
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Speaker 1: that if you read the news letter. No, correct, correct?
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Speaker 1: So have you ever been through TSA with triplets before? No?
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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't say i've ever been through TSA
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Speaker 1: with the kid, but I'm sure it's not pleasant. It's
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Speaker 1: definitely not pleasant. You ever see that do the running
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Speaker 1: of the bulls in Spain? Yeah? No, I know what
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Speaker 1: that is. Yeah, well, I'll tell you this. I'd rather
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Speaker 1: be gored by an angry bull right in the butt
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Speaker 1: than have to take my triplets through TSA so terrible,
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Speaker 1: it would be more pleasurable to be split in half
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Speaker 1: by a mad bull. Yeah I'm talking. I'm talking all
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Speaker 1: the way from the bottom to the top. Straight. I
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Speaker 1: get it. So I got it. I don't. I don't
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Speaker 1: know why to put it like that. I just trying
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Speaker 1: to point out how painful it could be. I can't
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Speaker 1: even imagine going through security with a bunch of triplets
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Speaker 1: and kids. It is horrible, worst experience you could ever have,
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Speaker 1: justin That's why I don't do it. That's why I'm
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Speaker 1: asking you to do it. And you do this for
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Speaker 1: me just one time, and then another time next week,
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Speaker 1: and you could be my right hand man to put
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Speaker 1: you in very good standing with me. But sir, I'm
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Speaker 1: not good. They're not kids, they're babies and they won't
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Speaker 1: stop crying ever, which is why I can't. I would
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Speaker 1: rather pull every single tooth out of my mouth and
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Speaker 1: insert staples with a staple gun in their place. That's
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Speaker 1: how pleasurable it's gonna be. So I know what you're saying,
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Speaker 1: but it just sounds horrible, Like why why would you
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Speaker 1: want me to do that? Because this is a frank
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Speaker 1: phone call and it's the only idea I could think of.
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Speaker 1: That's why, sir, I don't I don't get it. I
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Speaker 1: don't understand why you'd be pranking me. Oh, because this
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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning
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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your buddy Brock set
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Speaker 1: you up. Why are you kidding? No, it's a joke,
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Speaker 1: no way. Yeah. He told me that you travel a
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Speaker 1: lot for work, and he also told me that you
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Speaker 1: never talked to your CEO before, so he thought you
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Speaker 1: might believe this phone call. Yeah, no way. I had
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Speaker 1: no I had no idea what he sounded like. If
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Speaker 1: you read your damn company email once in a while
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Speaker 1: and get that newsletter, maybe you'd know. Okay, you got it, sir,
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Speaker 1: I will, I will take care of that. Wrap up here,
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