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Phone Tap: Cat Calling Parrot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and in today's Frank,
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  Speaker 1: we call a woman whose elderly mother has an in
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  Speaker 1: home care provider who checks in on her and her
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  Speaker 1: parrot from time to time. And that person had to
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  Speaker 1: go on vacation for a week, which gave us the
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  Speaker 1: perfect opportunity to provide a trust in fill in for her,
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  Speaker 1: someone who will be responsible, positive.
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  Speaker 2: And wreak a little bit of havoc.
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  Speaker 1: At least on this call in your phone tap right
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  Speaker 1: now twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Regina. This is Regina calling.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, good morning. My name's Bobby Titsworth. I'm filling in
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  Speaker 3: as your mom's in home caregiver this week.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Hi, I'm the new guy, just a filling
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, I just wanted to say your mother
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  Speaker 3: is a wonderful woman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you know this. Oh that's great to hear. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: everybody loves her. Oh everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I thought she was more of an acquired taste.
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  Speaker 2: What I digress. Like, the reason for my call is
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she ate her parent. Wait, what what
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  Speaker 2: are you talking about? Yeah, I've been looking around her place. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my god, there it is false alarm. I found him
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  Speaker 2: behind the microwave. Oh my god, there you are, Nibbles.
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  Speaker 2: Get over here, he does nibble had scared? I thought
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  Speaker 2: that really happened.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I saw some feathers on one of your
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  Speaker 3: mom's dinner plates, and I thought, oh, yikes, I shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have been late today.
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  Speaker 2: Huh you really scared me there, you and me both.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so so anyway, I know I'm only here for
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  Speaker 3: a week, but I feel like I do need to
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  Speaker 3: bring something else to your attention while I have you
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  Speaker 3: on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, something worse than my mom ate the parrot.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, you be the judge. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 2: I caught your.
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  Speaker 3: Mom trying to teach Nibbles things she shouldn't be teaching
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  Speaker 3: a bird.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what are you talking about? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you an example, things like hey, beg boy?
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  Speaker 2: What yeah? And like what was the other like? Uh,
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  Speaker 2: nice legs in those shorts. Look, my mom would never
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  Speaker 2: ever say things like that. Wait so you've never heard
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  Speaker 2: that before? No, my mom, that's not how she is.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know she seems so sweet and innocent, but I saw
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  Speaker 3: this yesterday, she was training Nibbles to cat call the
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  Speaker 3: ups guy. No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so shocked he dropped his package. He
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  Speaker 2: did not, he did, and then Nibbles squeak right, bend
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  Speaker 2: over and get a gorgeous rock. Okay, this is I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what is happening here. You're supposed to take
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  Speaker 2: care of her well being, ma'am. I think you're confused here.
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  Speaker 3: I was a witness to the sexual exploitation of a
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  Speaker 3: mail carrier.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm a victim. I'm trying to help everybody.
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  Speaker 2: You're not helping this situation. I don't know what you
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  Speaker 2: want me to do. I've never heard of anything like
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  Speaker 2: this before. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to give you a heads up my opinion.
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  Speaker 3: This bird is a full on creep and I don't
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  Speaker 3: think your mom's helping.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: But here's the deal. I don't think it's too late.
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  Speaker 2: I have a plan, which is what.
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  Speaker 3: Every time your mom uses the restroom, I coach the
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  Speaker 3: bird how to flatter the mailman but not hit on it.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about it? He's like,
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  Speaker 2: looks like you're working out.
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  Speaker 3: Keep up the diet, big boy, right, oh, seem like
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  Speaker 3: you have good self esteem. Do you think teaching the
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  Speaker 3: parrot to.
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  Speaker 2: Say more things to the ups guy is a good thing?
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  Speaker 3: More positive things? Not so cat callie, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean? More like no nice package, but not the
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  Speaker 3: one you're holding. It's the other one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say. I mean, you
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  Speaker 3: could say thank you for this phone tap we did
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  Speaker 3: on you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what sorry, there's a break phone call. My bad.
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  Speaker 3: This is Jose for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning, and this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: God, wait, who did this?
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  Speaker 2: Your sister Shannon set you up? Oh my oh god.
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  Speaker 3: She said your mom's caregivers taking a week off, and
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  Speaker 3: you're all worried about it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's gonna be fine. Okay, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: keep that parrot in line. I'm gonna, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: microwave himself. He's crawling in I'm so excited. This is
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  Speaker 2: a bad parent, bad parent. I'll tell you I got
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  Speaker 2: a pat feeling about this bird.
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  Speaker 3: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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