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Phone Tap PODCAST: Intense Golfer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with Duy's
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  Speaker 1: no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred d uy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: It's another Jubila on the twenties. Tony, I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Hello, Hi? Is this Mark? Is Mark?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Mark, My name is Seth McElroy. Tony from Country
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  Speaker 1: Club told me to call you. Oh great, Hi, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently you're gonna be my caddy coming up for the
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  Speaker 1: tournament this weekend. That's fantastic. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too. I wanted to give your heads up about
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  Speaker 1: something though. When you caddy for me, you might want
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  Speaker 1: to take just a few precautions. Um, what do you
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  Speaker 1: have in mind? Well, I'm just wondering if you have
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  Speaker 1: any kind of padding that you could wear under your clothes,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a motorcycle houmet as well, or anything that will
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  Speaker 1: sort of protect your body on the course from what exactly. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm a very good golfer. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I usually shoot in the low seventies, So don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be like shaking golf balls at your head.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds great. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. So what's
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  Speaker 1: the padding about? Then? Well, I do get kind of
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  Speaker 1: angry when I have a poor shot. It's understandable you
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  Speaker 1: get angry. Yeah, very angry. I don't follow, so you
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  Speaker 1: throw your clubs or something? No, not exactly. Um, how
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  Speaker 1: do I say this? So I played a lot of
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  Speaker 1: golf tournaments. In the last four tournaments that I've played
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  Speaker 1: in ended up beating up three of my caddies. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: As I said before, I'm a very good golfer, so
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  Speaker 1: it's not my fault if I shank a shot or two.
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  Speaker 1: It's the caddies. Right. It's your home course, so you
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  Speaker 1: should know better, you know, I don't really know if
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  Speaker 1: that's the case. Actually, well, yeah it is, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: a very good golfer and so I really don't hit
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  Speaker 1: bad shots. But if I do, then clearly it's because
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  Speaker 1: the caddy didn't know how to pick out the right
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  Speaker 1: club or didn't know the lay of the land correctly.
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  Speaker 1: And then that's when I get all fired up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean in my situation. Yes, I do know the
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  Speaker 1: course very well, but if you hit a bad shot,
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  Speaker 1: there's something I can do about it. You're hitting the shot,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I guess there, Well, I guess there is
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  Speaker 1: something you can do about it. Don't make a bad
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  Speaker 1: call when it comes to club selection. Well, but you're
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  Speaker 1: saying that any bad shot is the result of bad
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  Speaker 1: club selection, and that's just not true. It's up to
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  Speaker 1: you as the golfer to hit the shot. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: much a scratch golfer, shoot low seventies, I get that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why would you hit a bad shot then? Because you
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  Speaker 1: picked the wrong club. That's why. WHOA, I'm sorry. See,
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  Speaker 1: I'm even getting heated just thinking about how poor your
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  Speaker 1: club selections are when I'm golfing. So that's why I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was suggesting the padding. You know, you're actually very intense.
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  Speaker 1: I am. I don't know if it is going to
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  Speaker 1: work out, And my warm up is pretty intense too,
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  Speaker 1: So when I'm warming up, I'm gonna need you to
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  Speaker 1: slap me in the face a bunch of times before
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  Speaker 1: we get out there on the golf course. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: that actually sounds good. Yeah, well see, yeah, you can
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  Speaker 1: do that, you can slap me in the face. And
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  Speaker 1: then also, if I hit a really good shot, I
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  Speaker 1: get like a birdie or I think a really good put,
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  Speaker 1: I might just walk right up to you and kiss
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  Speaker 1: you full on the mouth, and I expect you to
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  Speaker 1: kiss me back. What is that a joke? No, not
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  Speaker 1: at all. Because you picked a great club, So you
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  Speaker 1: pick a bad club, we fight, pick a good club,
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  Speaker 1: we're probably gonna kiss. I'm just really intense like that,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't wait to play with you. Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: getting really weird. I don't really know what to say
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  Speaker 1: to you. Well, you can say, go team, and then
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  Speaker 1: remember to bring two forms of protection when we play
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  Speaker 1: in the golf tournament. Are we still talking about the padding? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the padding. It would be one form in case I
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  Speaker 1: have to beat you up because you're doing a bad job.
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  Speaker 1: But the other form would be in case I need
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  Speaker 1: to congratulate you if we're doing a great job. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is not gonna work for me. I'm calling Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I'm letting him know I'm out. I do not want
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  Speaker 1: to get jump by you, nor do I want to
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  Speaker 1: be by you. Okay, well, how about I tell you
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  Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Then this is a
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  Speaker 1: what a prank phone call? This is actually Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your cousin Clayton set you up. What, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, it's a joke. Oh, thank the good Lord,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. He told me that you caddy for
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  Speaker 1: a lot of weird dudes at the country club and
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to freak you out. I really thought you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do stuff with me. Well, I still want
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  Speaker 1: to set up time to go golfing if you're down, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to golf with you. You sound fun, not
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  Speaker 1: as fun as the guy you were presentding to be.