Latest / Top Five / the men at home depot
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- 0:05Speaker 1: The mics are not.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Are you okay, I'm not.
- 0:09Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Bro, is it on?
- 0:12Speaker 1: It's on?
- 0:13Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but we're real hot. So sorry about that.
- 0:15Speaker 3: I'm I'll turn it down a little bit. Sorry for
- 0:18Speaker 3: yelling your ear hole.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Okay.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Episode eight, it's back to just Jason and I.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Sorry, Hi Jason, Hi.
- 0:30Speaker 4: Hi.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Do you guys like guest episodes? Yes?
- 0:33Speaker 3: Sound off in the comments, yeah, sound off like subscribe honey?
- 0:38Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, no, that was fun fun.
- 0:42Speaker 4: I enjoyed that our numbers went up a little bit,
- 0:45Speaker 4: so maybe they like a guess.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Okay, all right, it was just because it was Paulina.
- 0:49Speaker 4: A lot of funny guesses on who it was gonna
- 0:51Speaker 4: be before.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Before you said that. But episode eight, back to just
- 0:57Speaker 2: us too.
- 0:58Speaker 4: I am Kaylin and that is my friend and co
- 1:01Speaker 4: worker jasonson a cast from me, and we're back.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Here we are, We're back but today.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08Speaker 4: First of all, listen, I trust all the Tops implicitly
- 1:13Speaker 4: because they have amazing taste.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Okay, I trust them with my life.
- 1:17Speaker 1: My brain immediately does not go to people that listen
- 1:19Speaker 1: to this podcast.
- 1:20Speaker 2: I would trust the Top and well, first of.
- 1:22Speaker 3: All, there are some toxic guests, how dare you?
- 1:26Speaker 4: I probably would be one of them, but I need
- 1:28Speaker 4: to stop just believing whatever they say, because I just
- 1:32Speaker 4: I'm like, you're smart, you're listening to this podcast.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Obviously, I trust you, you have taste.
- 1:37Speaker 4: But a couple of the tops still were telling me like,
- 1:40Speaker 4: you guys aren't on iHeart, I can't find you. And
- 1:42Speaker 4: then after the last episode, I can't tell you how
- 1:44Speaker 4: many message messages I got that were like, I have
- 1:47Speaker 4: been listening on the iHeart app since the beginning, so
- 1:50Speaker 4: I don't listen, okay. I posted a video on how
- 1:54Speaker 4: to find a tutorial and how to find our podcast
- 1:57Speaker 4: on anywhere you can find podcasts, including apparently the iHeart app.
- 2:00Speaker 2: I did check. We are on the iHeart.
- 2:02Speaker 4: App, so I can't just be trusting people on the
- 2:04Speaker 4: internet anymore.
- 2:05Speaker 3: It would be our own company to do as dirty though.
- 2:07Speaker 3: That's how quick we were, like, oh that sounds about right.
- 2:09Speaker 2: I loved it.
- 2:10Speaker 4: I believed it, so we have been on there again.
- 2:14Speaker 4: If you cannot find it on there, it is on there.
- 2:16Speaker 4: It does now come up as top five, I think
- 2:19Speaker 4: because of the way I did the hashtags. But again,
- 2:21Speaker 4: if it doesn't on any app top top five five.
- 2:28Speaker 4: Oh yes, space space and then my weird ass name
- 2:31Speaker 4: ka E l A N will be your cheat code
- 2:33Speaker 4: to get it. But once you get there, you just
- 2:36Speaker 4: you save auto download. We need to eat. This is
- 2:39Speaker 4: not providing us with any money currently. Yeah, it may never.
- 2:44Speaker 1: We're actually paying to do it.
- 2:45Speaker 4: We're yeah, We're we are paying to do it, and
- 2:48Speaker 4: we're doing it out of just pure love. Yeah, the
- 2:52Speaker 4: two tops that are out there, but no, so it
- 2:54Speaker 4: is on there. I'm sorry. I've led a horse to water.
- 2:57Speaker 4: If you can't drink. At this point, I don't know
- 2:59Speaker 4: what to do. But yeah, we still appreciate the support
- 3:02Speaker 4: and you looking.
- 3:03Speaker 2: But just save it. Save it, jesus, I keep choking.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Save it, and.
- 3:07Speaker 4: Then it'll always come up. I think I need a
- 3:09Speaker 4: zertak or something. I always say I don't have allergies,
- 3:11Speaker 4: but I think like during this time, I have like
- 3:14Speaker 4: like things in my throat.
- 3:15Speaker 1: It's very very we were just talking about it last night.
- 3:17Speaker 1: I went to with my parents, and.
- 3:20Speaker 3: I'm always like, I'm always wanting to get sick, Like
- 3:22Speaker 3: I'll get a cold at the drop of a hat. Yeah,
- 3:24Speaker 3: and so like I've been knocking on wood because this
- 3:26Speaker 3: is like the time when people get sick and I
- 3:28Speaker 3: see people getting sick, and I feel like I'm like
- 3:30Speaker 3: dodging it, like the matrix is. I'm also very if
- 3:32Speaker 3: someone around me gets sick, like I'm gonna get fucking sick.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a sau immune system.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Yeah, even though I take every vaccine known to man.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Yeah, you're maybe that's the problem. I love it.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Shot vaccine vaccine comes out. I was like, Mom, do
- 3:48Speaker 3: I need the shingles vaccine?
- 3:50Speaker 2: Are talking a lot? Of course?
- 3:51Speaker 4: My dad was talking about the shingles vaccine on eight
- 3:54Speaker 4: hundred hour phone call.
- 3:56Speaker 3: I'm in line to get my COVID and my flu
- 3:59Speaker 3: shot was they give me at the same time, because
- 4:01Speaker 3: I'm just like fucking me up, Daddy. And then here
- 4:04Speaker 3: a commercial on the Walgreens like speaker that's like, get
- 4:08Speaker 3: your shingles vaccine. I was like, fuck, do I need
- 4:11Speaker 3: a shingles vaccine too? She said no, no yet.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Okay, because I'm not old.
- 4:14Speaker 2: I'm not like, yeah, old, did you have the chicken pox?
- 4:17Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 4:17Speaker 2: Okay.
- 4:18Speaker 4: So I was trying to like explain this to my
- 4:20Speaker 4: sister because you know, they don't get it.
- 4:22Speaker 2: They don't get it.
- 4:23Speaker 4: There's a vaccine they don't get the vaccine anymore, you know,
- 4:25Speaker 4: they get the vaccine. None of them have had the
- 4:27Speaker 4: chicken pox. And I was trying to explain to her
- 4:29Speaker 4: in the nineties, like we had pox parties where like
- 4:32Speaker 4: there would be a kid who got them, and then
- 4:34Speaker 4: all the moms would like put the kids together, because
- 4:36Speaker 4: you want to get it out of the way, Like
- 4:37Speaker 4: it could be very dangerous if you're an adult at
- 4:41Speaker 4: that time when there wasn't a vaccine and you hadn't
- 4:43Speaker 4: gotten the chicken pox, and so it's just crazy that
- 4:46Speaker 4: like none of them experienced it. None of them have
- 4:48Speaker 4: like a scar a guy one on my face. My
- 4:50Speaker 4: dad actually slept with me. He put oven mits on me.
- 4:54Speaker 2: He duct taped them and he slept holding my hands
- 4:56Speaker 2: because mine were so bad. They were so fucking bad.
- 4:59Speaker 2: They're all over.
- 5:01Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, and I still remember, do you remember
- 5:04Speaker 4: like the first pock you spotted?
- 5:06Speaker 2: This was not what we planned to talk about. But
- 5:08Speaker 2: like jan I was.
- 5:09Speaker 3: So young, but my mom is like, hell, epistot me
- 5:12Speaker 3: because I got it and then gave it to her
- 5:14Speaker 3: because she never had it, so she got it as
- 5:16Speaker 3: an adult.
- 5:16Speaker 1: She needed to go to a pop party, stayed fucking
- 5:19Speaker 1: her up.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you almost almost killed her when you were
- 5:23Speaker 2: being born.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Yeah, gave her chicken.
- 5:25Speaker 4: Ruined lawn pissed on all over her carpet for no reasoned.
- 5:32Speaker 4: My god, you're lucky. You're such a gem, because that
- 5:35Speaker 4: is wild.
- 5:35Speaker 3: No.
- 5:36Speaker 4: I I was in preschool, but for some reason, I
- 5:38Speaker 4: remember coming home. It was just my mom and I
- 5:41Speaker 4: at the time, and I looked at my stomach and
- 5:43Speaker 4: there was just one red dot and I like pulled
- 5:46Speaker 4: up like my shirt to show my mom and she
- 5:48Speaker 4: was like, yep, fuck, like you've got the box.
- 5:51Speaker 2: And the calamine bears the pink.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Yeah. And I remember it's very like like my memory
- 6:01Speaker 1: of Yeah.
- 6:01Speaker 4: I don't know why it's so clear for me, but yeah,
- 6:04Speaker 4: And I think it was smart at the time to
- 6:05Speaker 4: like get the kids together.
- 6:06Speaker 2: Let's just get this over with you, because it makes sense.
- 6:08Speaker 4: What does it turn into? Is it shingles that it
- 6:10Speaker 4: turns into when you're older?
- 6:12Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think, like, but I could be way
- 6:15Speaker 3: wrong on this, but I thought too, like if you've
- 6:18Speaker 3: had it means that you have what could develop into shingles,
- 6:23Speaker 3: like in your body, right.
- 6:24Speaker 2: I think so.
- 6:25Speaker 4: But all I know is that pre vaccine it was
- 6:29Speaker 4: way more because I remember my grandma never got the
- 6:31Speaker 4: chicken pox, and her doctors were always really worried about that,
- 6:35Speaker 4: like just being like it's so dangerous, like the older
- 6:37Speaker 4: you are when you get it. And now like every kid,
- 6:42Speaker 4: if your parents decide to do so, gets the vaccine.
- 6:44Speaker 4: So like not a single one of my sister or
- 6:47Speaker 4: her friends have had the pox.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Were we just not old. It wasn't out when we
- 6:51Speaker 1: were no.
- 6:52Speaker 4: No, no, So it used to be just like everybody
- 6:55Speaker 4: wanted to get it over with.
- 6:56Speaker 2: Now it's like you they don't get them.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Right, So there's like measles and shit, yeah.
- 7:01Speaker 4: Measles, Yeah, measles are on the the comeback. My dad
- 7:03Speaker 4: was talking to me about that. I think I was
- 7:05Speaker 4: sending you photo. Oh my god, I can't stop choking.
- 7:08Speaker 4: I'm sending you photos of our conversation that lasted a
- 7:13Speaker 4: really long time.
- 7:13Speaker 2: He's a yeapper, he's a yeapper.
- 7:17Speaker 4: And I before we get into our top five, I
- 7:19Speaker 4: want to shout out I have located our listener in Singapore.
- 7:24Speaker 2: Her name is Gwendolyn Wendolenn Wendolynn Well.
- 7:29Speaker 4: Her Instagram says yeah Wendolen Rojas, which Wendolyn is a
- 7:33Speaker 4: beautiful name. She yeah, she is, she said, one of
- 7:40Speaker 4: the three from Singapore love the podcast. I'm originally from
- 7:43Speaker 4: Chicago in the Burbs, but moved to Singapore for work.
- 7:47Speaker 4: I asked her how it is there and she has
- 7:51Speaker 4: not answered me, but she hearted the message. So shout
- 7:54Speaker 4: out to Wendolen.
- 7:56Speaker 3: You are a real It also needs you to spread
- 7:58Speaker 3: like the chicken pox in Singapore, right, like spread the
- 8:02Speaker 3: good news about the podcast.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Imagine like if our first live show could be in Singapore,
- 8:07Speaker 4: like we could tell people like we're huge.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Overseas, Yeah, we're international.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Shout out to.
- 8:14Speaker 4: Her, and also shout out to the metrics being real,
- 8:16Speaker 4: Like I feel like I didn't believe it, and so
- 8:18Speaker 4: she was like, I'm literally listening from Singapore.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Right Like is that that would lie? You know? Yeah?
- 8:24Speaker 2: Yeah, that would lie.
- 8:28Speaker 4: Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to tell
- 8:34Speaker 4: you a little ditty about Jack and Diane that goes
- 8:39Speaker 4: into my first okay on my list.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Okay, so.
- 8:48Speaker 4: I we don't have a lot of space in our bathroom.
- 8:52Speaker 4: I pretty much take up the entire apartment. I'm going
- 8:55Speaker 4: to own that there is the smallest livers you and
- 8:58Speaker 4: you yeah, and I feel awful about it, like truly,
- 9:02Speaker 4: but I just have a lot of shit. And my
- 9:03Speaker 4: boyfriend's a little bit more simple. He's not necessarily a
- 9:06Speaker 4: fashion girly.
- 9:08Speaker 2: You know.
- 9:08Speaker 4: He likes a flannel and a black tea and that's fine.
- 9:11Speaker 4: We love that for him. Yeah, and he was very
- 9:13Speaker 4: much like, take all the space you need. Yeah, yeah,
- 9:16Speaker 4: I mean it's like it's fine. I love a guy
- 9:17Speaker 4: in just like a solid colored T shirt. Anyways, but
- 9:20Speaker 4: and he was very accommoding to me, like you can
- 9:23Speaker 4: have this and this and this.
- 9:24Speaker 2: But then he like it's his party trick to be like, yeah, I.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Only have a little slover. It's like, okay, well you
- 9:28Speaker 4: told me it's fine. But whatever, if you want to
- 9:29Speaker 4: get the laugh, get the laugh. So anyways, so we
- 9:32Speaker 4: don't have a lot of get throw me under the bus,
- 9:35Speaker 4: that's fine. So we don't have a lot of space
- 9:37Speaker 4: in our bathroom. We just have like one like we
- 9:39Speaker 4: have a mirror thing, and then we have like underneath
- 9:42Speaker 4: the sink, a big shelving thing. But it's just one shelf. Okay,
- 9:48Speaker 4: So I uh, in order to consolidate because I have
- 9:51Speaker 4: a lot of supplements, we were just talking about them
- 9:54Speaker 4: and vitamins, and then I take my crazy pills, like
- 9:56Speaker 4: all them my anti depressant, so I have all that
- 9:59Speaker 4: down there. So I was trying to consolidate space. And
- 10:03Speaker 4: we have these like clear mason jars, and so I
- 10:05Speaker 4: was like, Okay, I'm just gonna throw a ton of
- 10:07Speaker 4: these vitamins and supplements in this mason jar because you know,
- 10:11Speaker 4: I want to take up less space. And also like
- 10:14Speaker 4: they're my supplements, so why would you know what I mean,
- 10:18Speaker 4: like I know what? They all look different, right, So
- 10:22Speaker 4: sometimes and I preached magnesium the I said the brand
- 10:26Speaker 4: of it Life Extension on a previous episode.
- 10:31Speaker 2: It was in my top five big and magnesium.
- 10:33Speaker 4: And so anytime my boyfriend he's on his like mental
- 10:36Speaker 4: health journey, if he's having some sort of anxiety, I
- 10:39Speaker 4: give him magnesium. I'll give him three, which is the
- 10:43Speaker 4: what they tell you to take. So, unbeknownst to me,
- 10:48Speaker 4: he had been going into the mason jar for the magnesium.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Did not know. Did not know. So the other night
- 10:57Speaker 2: I'm going, he's like, where's the magnesium.
- 10:59Speaker 4: I grab the mason jar for him, and I say,
- 11:00Speaker 4: just grab three, and then he grabs two magnesium and
- 11:04Speaker 4: then one of my vaginal suppositories okay, And I said,
- 11:10Speaker 4: hold on now, you don't take a vagina pill and
- 11:13Speaker 4: he just giggled and didn't say anything, and like, I
- 11:15Speaker 4: handed him the thing. Now, a couple days later, he
- 11:18Speaker 4: said I have to tell you something.
- 11:20Speaker 2: And I said what's now? And he said, I.
- 11:25Speaker 4: Was too embarrassed to tell you this when you mentioned it.
- 11:27Speaker 4: But I have been taking your vaginal suppository suppositories or.
- 11:34Speaker 1: A least.
- 11:36Speaker 2: For quite some time, for quite some time now.
- 11:39Speaker 1: And do they look similar?
- 11:41Speaker 2: So not to me, because again I don't know if like, but.
- 11:46Speaker 3: You're knowing that they're that. You did the crazy move
- 11:51Speaker 3: of mixing pills together.
- 11:53Speaker 2: On his wide, so you're on his side.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Bro, that's nuts.
- 11:57Speaker 2: It's not nuts.
- 11:58Speaker 4: I didn't think anyone else was sticking their little mits
- 12:03Speaker 4: in my shit. He never once has got told me
- 12:06Speaker 4: he was getting them on his own. He just like
- 12:08Speaker 4: knows where things are.
- 12:09Speaker 2: So okay. So the magnesium are.
- 12:12Speaker 4: Bigger, they're slightly see through, they are white, the suppositories
- 12:18Speaker 4: are pearl so they're white but shiny.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Salad stuff that goes in different holes in the same jar.
- 12:25Speaker 4: They have pink writing on them. Pink cursive writing on them. Okay,
- 12:33Speaker 4: no one ever told me they were going in there.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Keep your little mits out of my stuff. But I
- 12:37Speaker 4: can see who side you're on. So he has been
- 12:39Speaker 4: taking and having some problems. Oh but like that's not
- 12:45Speaker 4: that wasn't the cause, because he's been having some issues
- 12:47Speaker 4: prior to that. But it can't help to orally take
- 12:50Speaker 4: boric acid. And we looked up what happens if you
- 12:53Speaker 4: take boric acid orally and it's like fucked up shit
- 12:56Speaker 4: with your stomach.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Oh shit.
- 12:58Speaker 4: So yeah, we figured it out. Like right before his
- 13:04Speaker 4: friend Brian was in town. I talked about that, and
- 13:06Speaker 4: his friend's like, oh.
- 13:07Speaker 2: My god, you've been taking.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Pussy pills, bro, And so he brings the pills out
- 13:12Speaker 4: and he surveys the room and he's like, no, you
- 13:15Speaker 4: could tell that one's a pussy pill, his friend said.
- 13:17Speaker 4: And the and the girlfriend Sarah was like no, like
- 13:21Speaker 4: you're going into her stuff. You never said anything like no,
- 13:25Speaker 4: So you know, I don't know whose side who is on.
- 13:28Speaker 2: You can take his side, that's completely fine.
- 13:31Speaker 4: I personally have a whole collection of little jars and stuff.
- 13:34Speaker 4: I know what's what, what's to take. Now that's now
- 13:38Speaker 4: that's very tragic. But I have to give the flowers
- 13:41Speaker 4: to the boric acid because and I know we talked
- 13:44Speaker 4: a lot about vagina's on this podcast, and I apologize
- 13:47Speaker 4: to you and everyone else.
- 13:50Speaker 2: However, if you are a girl, like I always say
- 13:53Speaker 2: to you, we have an ecosystem down there.
- 13:55Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, and the slightest thinking throw that shit off.
- 13:58Speaker 4: I mean, you wear a wet bathing suit for too
- 14:00Speaker 4: fucking long. If something's irritating, your genes are molesting you.
- 14:04Speaker 4: If you know every time you have a new sex
- 14:07Speaker 4: partner or an existing one that you're just like, it.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Throws your chemistry off.
- 14:11Speaker 4: Okay, And it's a lot of fucking going to the
- 14:14Speaker 4: guy no and getting a stupid prescription and it's annoying
- 14:18Speaker 4: so and costly. Yes, and so boric acid. I don't
- 14:25Speaker 4: remember the first person to ever turn me onto it,
- 14:27Speaker 4: but it is a godsend. Like if you a if
- 14:30Speaker 4: you want to do it after sex, you know with
- 14:33Speaker 4: a new partner you can do that. But also if
- 14:35Speaker 4: you feel something coming on, which you can as a girl,
- 14:38Speaker 4: it'll clear that shit up without antibiotics, without going to
- 14:41Speaker 4: the doctor.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Now I'm not a doctor, so this is just my experience.
- 14:44Speaker 4: I know some of you guys are mad because you
- 14:45Speaker 4: died your eyebrows like Eugene Levy, but you put it
- 14:49Speaker 4: on too long or you have the wrong color.
- 14:51Speaker 2: I apologize. I will help you. There's a video I
- 14:56Speaker 2: have made instructing you, because I never.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Said do people dirty? Well, I never like everybody.
- 15:06Speaker 3: You're in the mood for a good time to take
- 15:07Speaker 3: all your fucking pills and put in one jar and
- 15:10Speaker 3: then whatever three you.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Okay, I can see how this is gonna go anyways.
- 15:15Speaker 4: So yes, I I I love boric acid. It's a
- 15:22Speaker 4: it's a fucking cheat code. Someone in my life who
- 15:25Speaker 4: I will not name, Oh my god, sorry, I just
- 15:27Speaker 4: noticed a guy that we work with, a coworker started
- 15:30Speaker 4: one of our emails with yo.
- 15:33Speaker 2: So there's that.
- 15:35Speaker 4: But yes, I want to say the brand, So the
- 15:38Speaker 4: low Bosworth brand makes it called the killer or.
- 15:43Speaker 2: It's because it because it kills, oh bad shit.
- 15:48Speaker 4: But I also like neutral Blast. It's Boric Life. It
- 15:54Speaker 4: says boric acid six hundred milligrams. You can get that
- 15:57Speaker 4: on Amazon. It bounce is your pH So if you
- 16:01Speaker 4: feel a yeasty, if you feel anything coming on, try
- 16:06Speaker 4: that first.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Does it dissolve?
- 16:08Speaker 4: Like, yeah, yeah, so unfortunately it up. I'm just like
- 16:14Speaker 4: far enough to where it. I mean, it's not gonna
- 16:17Speaker 4: nothing's gonna fall out. But yeah, I mean you just
- 16:20Speaker 4: it's literally like looks like a vitamin. You just pop
- 16:22Speaker 4: that sucker up there, I mean preferably before bed and
- 16:26Speaker 4: it does its thing. And I don't know, like for
- 16:29Speaker 4: a yeasty or something, you would have to do it
- 16:30Speaker 4: for like seven days in a row or whatever. You
- 16:32Speaker 4: have to look up the times of bird. No, it
- 16:35Speaker 4: sounds really scary, but yeah. Nutral Killer the Killer by
- 16:44Speaker 4: Hers is love Wellness the Killer, and then neutral Blast
- 16:48Speaker 4: is the one that I buy on Amazon. They're both
- 16:50Speaker 4: on Amazon. But I'm telling you boric acid Big Pharma
- 16:55Speaker 4: doesn't want you to know, but boric acid, but I
- 16:59Speaker 4: will know no longer be keeping them in the same jar.
- 17:02Speaker 4: I will keep the magnesium in its original form. That's
- 17:04Speaker 4: what I get for trying to be nice and create space.
- 17:08Speaker 2: So you know that Hathorne, Yeah, he's been ingesting.
- 17:16Speaker 3: I could almost take the ride with you on it
- 17:22Speaker 3: oral pills going in the same if it's all vitamins
- 17:26Speaker 3: and not like prescription, I could go down that road
- 17:29Speaker 3: with you. Yeah, but why you would put vagina pills.
- 17:34Speaker 1: If it goes and it's in a different hole, it
- 17:36Speaker 1: needs its.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Own jar because I don't know what's what.
- 17:40Speaker 1: That's just a crazy move. It's like, leave him out
- 17:44Speaker 1: of it, even if he didn't exist.
- 17:45Speaker 4: That's a crazy not like we're going on vacation and
- 17:48Speaker 4: I will not really vacation, but we'll get into that.
- 17:51Speaker 4: But I will bring like a couple different pill jars
- 17:55Speaker 4: with just everything I need in there.
- 17:56Speaker 2: And I know what they all look like.
- 17:58Speaker 3: I mean, that makes sense if you're trying, if you're
- 18:01Speaker 3: going somewhere but to live in Like I just imagine
- 18:05Speaker 3: you go to the store and getting all your vitamins
- 18:07Speaker 3: this big as you're like some vitamins.
- 18:09Speaker 4: See, But yeah, exactly, there's That's where I keep the ibuprofen,
- 18:15Speaker 4: the accents, the boric acid, somepositories, the magnesium, and the
- 18:22Speaker 4: fish oil.
- 18:22Speaker 2: They all fit in there. You're wild when you fuck off?
- 18:28Speaker 2: Know what he asked you? What's yours? Bin?
- 18:33Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:34Speaker 4: Well, it reminds me Chelsea Handler one time took a
- 18:36Speaker 4: something that was supposed to be a depository and she
- 18:39Speaker 4: swallowed it as well, and she says her mouth started
- 18:41Speaker 4: to foam up and she called the doctor.
- 18:42Speaker 2: The doctor was like, that's supposed to go up your snatch.
- 18:45Speaker 3: It reminded me of that, but I didn't do one
- 18:46Speaker 3: in my butt like when I was a kid. Yeah,
- 18:48Speaker 3: but I would just remember it being awful one time.
- 18:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, but is not as moist, so things like, yeah.
- 18:56Speaker 2: It's harder to put them up there.
- 18:58Speaker 4: Yeah, me and we yeah, I mean, and we put
- 19:01Speaker 4: even putting all kinds of stuff in there for our
- 19:03Speaker 4: whole lives.
- 19:03Speaker 2: So it's it's not.
- 19:06Speaker 4: It's my cheat code for not going in, doctor, but
- 19:07Speaker 4: I am not a doctor, But do not ingest them
- 19:11Speaker 4: and go well, keep.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Your supplements and pills as labeled, thank.
- 19:13Speaker 2: You, whatever whatever.
- 19:17Speaker 4: I already can't keep stuff of my bra. I can't
- 19:19Speaker 4: keep it in my Mason jar.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Pray for my Just.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Take your bra and just pills of all.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm Type C, which is a little Type A
- 19:30Speaker 2: and a little Type B.
- 19:33Speaker 3: All right, I don't have anything remotely close to that.
- 19:40Speaker 3: So I'm going to talk about something that I thought
- 19:44Speaker 3: of and I have been thinking about for a while
- 19:47Speaker 3: because I frequent hardware stores every weekend because my boyfriend
- 19:53Speaker 3: likes to buy things and build things and fix things
- 19:58Speaker 3: and They're a hierarchy of hotness of men depending on
- 20:04Speaker 3: what store you go to. And so from my experience
- 20:08Speaker 3: and vast research, I would like to explain that to
- 20:12Speaker 3: the world because then maybe I will be able to
- 20:14Speaker 3: release it and stop thinking about it. So I would say,
- 20:18Speaker 3: and then this has nothing to do with the brands. Okay,
- 20:21Speaker 3: I'm talking about the people that frequent these brands, Okay,
- 20:25Speaker 3: in level of hotness. Now to me, there's the big three. Okay,
- 20:29Speaker 3: There's Manards, Home Depot, and Low's the top three aces
- 20:35Speaker 3: Grandpa like, we're not even like like and I like
- 20:38Speaker 3: am elderly like aces like elderly, elderly Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah,
- 20:45Speaker 3: So Minards Manards men are oh okay, I worked at
- 20:51Speaker 3: a Manar.
- 20:55Speaker 1: They are the older.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Bourbon rural type okay, like white Beard, maybe some suspenders, okay,
- 21:11Speaker 3: like jeans, boots, you're with your wife, you're out here
- 21:16Speaker 3: buying bird feed, right like that, those type of men. Okay, yeah,
- 21:22Speaker 3: Manards is the lowest for me. Okay, second would be Low's,
- 21:28Speaker 3: but Lows is like the uppity like we're you know,
- 21:34Speaker 3: replanting pots today and I wear all birds with no
- 21:41Speaker 3: socks or no shows all birds make me.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gross.
- 21:47Speaker 2: It's a gross for me.
- 21:48Speaker 3: It's gross. I no matter what the shoes all birds
- 21:51Speaker 3: are not. I don't want to see your ankles period,
- 21:54Speaker 3: if you are a man. Okay, I don't like ankles.
- 21:57Speaker 3: It just makes me think about how sweaty your foot
- 21:59Speaker 3: is inside because I assume you don't have socks on.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Now I know, but I don't like those either.
- 22:04Speaker 3: I feel that they don't absorb enough, like there's not
- 22:06Speaker 3: enough material to like really contain the funk. Okay, so
- 22:10Speaker 3: now all I'm thinking about is how sweaty and gross
- 22:12Speaker 3: your foot is, Okay when I don't see a sock anyway.
- 22:16Speaker 3: So Low's is more like we are you know, we're
- 22:21Speaker 3: a young family and we're you know, just swinging by
- 22:25Speaker 3: to pick up something to you know, do something around
- 22:29Speaker 3: the house real quick, like you know, hot but like
- 22:32Speaker 3: too preppy for me right like where you know we
- 22:36Speaker 3: live in the West Loop and you know what I mean,
- 22:38Speaker 3: like that type of vibe right home Depot.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Hottest men to.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Depot.
- 22:46Speaker 3: They I just know they can fuck Like I just
- 22:49Speaker 3: know like Home Depot, Bro, that is the hottest dudes.
- 22:56Speaker 3: And you can fight me if you rep a different
- 22:59Speaker 3: hardware store. But it's the contractors. It's like they are
- 23:04Speaker 3: going to work like they are getting wood because they're
- 23:08Speaker 3: fucking building a house by hand.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Like that's what's at home depot.
- 23:12Speaker 2: My dad is considering going to work.
- 23:13Speaker 4: At home people, oh for his second act.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Yes, so.
- 23:21Speaker 2: A lot of people already do. It makes me really sick. Okay,
- 23:25Speaker 2: And does your home people have the hot dogs.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Or have they? No?
- 23:28Speaker 4: Okay, because that's my best memories, is like going with
- 23:31Speaker 4: my dad or scept it. But I love like we
- 23:33Speaker 4: could bring Chance our dog. I love the smell. I
- 23:36Speaker 4: love the vibes. There are certain stores that like I
- 23:39Speaker 4: could spend a lot of time in not anxiety inducing.
- 23:41Speaker 4: And then yeah we always get a I always get
- 23:43Speaker 4: a little uh sausage.
- 23:45Speaker 3: So see, yeah, I've never eaten a horn depot. I
- 23:47Speaker 3: feel like that would just take it even higher up.
- 23:49Speaker 4: You know, the number one round and you eat your
- 23:53Speaker 4: hot dog or they used to have like popcorn. I
- 23:55Speaker 4: remember my friend was really my friend was really upset
- 23:58Speaker 4: that she ran into her ex because she was like,
- 24:00Speaker 4: no makeup eating popcorn at home Depot. But okay, yeah,
- 24:04Speaker 4: that's what I was hoping because I have the most
- 24:06Speaker 4: experienced going into a home depot, but I do live
- 24:09Speaker 4: closest to an ice.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Oh yeah, home depot could get it. Oh my god,
- 24:13Speaker 3: home GROUPO men. So tell me in the comments if
- 24:16Speaker 3: you disagree. But I honestly don't see another viewpoint.
- 24:19Speaker 4: So no, there's not one. I will go into a
- 24:23Speaker 4: list that I've created. We're so insane now, and at
- 24:28Speaker 4: some point we will be doing probably an episode about
- 24:33Speaker 4: Taylor Swift. But I think both you and I probably
- 24:36Speaker 4: are a line in that. Like her uh effect on
- 24:40Speaker 4: our lives and us is just too great to put
- 24:43Speaker 4: her just onto a list like oh I just like her,
- 24:45Speaker 4: like she's just some you know whatever. She means way
- 24:48Speaker 4: more to us than that. Yeah, And it just feels wrong.
- 24:51Speaker 1: And I don't nothing about her? Could I only name five?
- 24:54Speaker 4: No, I don't. Well, well I don't know. I don't
- 24:58Speaker 4: know how we'll handle it. I don't know we'll do
- 25:00Speaker 4: like a trilogy just hours, Like I don't. There's just
- 25:02Speaker 4: far too much.
- 25:03Speaker 2: There's too much history. You've been a fan for a
- 25:06Speaker 2: long time.
- 25:06Speaker 4: I've been a fan since I was like in I
- 25:08Speaker 4: was fifteen, I think when I first So I can't
- 25:10Speaker 4: do it, but I did want to make a list
- 25:13Speaker 4: of five of her songs that I think are underrated. Okay,
- 25:17Speaker 4: that's okay, Yeah, because I wanted a music one again,
- 25:20Speaker 4: I can't just put Taylor so like, I just this
- 25:22Speaker 4: is the reason I don't want to meet her.
- 25:24Speaker 2: I'm not interested.
- 25:24Speaker 4: Yeah, and we'll also have to talk about how you
- 25:27Speaker 4: turned it down one time, because that's a story.
- 25:30Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I just it's just too much. It's
- 25:32Speaker 2: just too much.
- 25:33Speaker 4: So here are our five songs that I think are
- 25:36Speaker 4: underrated by miss Taylor Allison with one out swift first
- 25:40Speaker 4: of all, and we don't have a budget to play these.
- 25:42Speaker 2: No come back be here.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one.
- 25:45Speaker 4: It's a sleeper and it wasn't a vault track. It
- 25:49Speaker 4: was just on an album, and I think that, like
- 25:52Speaker 4: I don't know. There was one day a couple of
- 25:53Speaker 4: years ago. It came on a shuffle and I was like,
- 25:56Speaker 4: this song never got its due.
- 25:58Speaker 1: It's a great song, bang, powerful chorus.
- 26:02Speaker 4: Yes, okay, number two, and these aren't in no particular order.
- 26:08Speaker 2: You're on your own, kid.
- 26:11Speaker 4: I connect with like the meaning behind the song, but
- 26:16Speaker 4: also I think the songwriting is insane. Like we start out,
- 26:20Speaker 4: she's in her small town and she has this feeling
- 26:23Speaker 4: of you know, not fitting in or whatever. Then we
- 26:25Speaker 4: we go to La and she has like it all
- 26:27Speaker 4: comes back to the same feeling and then she's even bigger,
- 26:30Speaker 4: and it just it's beautifully written.
- 26:32Speaker 2: The song builds insane bridge.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think I think the aristar gave it
- 26:38Speaker 3: a whole new meaning.
- 26:40Speaker 1: And I think.
- 26:43Speaker 4: Percent because yeah, I was. I don't know, I didn't
- 26:46Speaker 4: catch anyone really loving that song. I've always told you
- 26:49Speaker 4: I love that song, but I definitely know that, you know,
- 26:52Speaker 4: with the friendship bracelets and stuff and with her doing
- 26:55Speaker 4: that song, it was just surprise, right, it was never yeah.
- 27:00Speaker 2: And I think we got that when we saw the movie.
- 27:03Speaker 3: Correct, yep, it was one of the surprise songs from
- 27:05Speaker 3: the movie from the movie because we not only went
- 27:08Speaker 3: twice to the show, but we also saw it in theaters.
- 27:10Speaker 2: On Your Anniversary with Your Boyfriend number three. He's in
- 27:15Speaker 2: my top three Taylor songs of all time. Last Kiss
- 27:23Speaker 2: is Again. It's a beautiful song. It's so beautiful.
- 27:27Speaker 4: It's very sad, shocking that I love it, but also
- 27:30Speaker 4: like the storytelling in that song, like you can just
- 27:33Speaker 4: picture the relationship, you can picture everything and then they've
- 27:37Speaker 4: broken up and then she you know, I hope the
- 27:40Speaker 4: sun shines and it's a beautiful like it's just hm
- 27:43Speaker 4: great song, SUPERB number four, crowd pleaser. You can put
- 27:48Speaker 4: this on and people may not know what it is,
- 27:51Speaker 4: but they love it.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Shoo, should I change my Okay, No, it's okay. Hates different.
- 27:59Speaker 4: Different, Like I've put it on a lot of different playlists,
- 28:01Speaker 4: and I've noticed that even if you don't know what
- 28:03Speaker 4: the song is, like, it's just a great song.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, it's a feel good song.
- 28:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:07Speaker 4: And last one, Justice for Fortnite, Okay, I think that song.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Is so good.
- 28:16Speaker 4: I love that it's got like the I don't like
- 28:17Speaker 4: eighties music, but it's got like the eighties.
- 28:19Speaker 2: Like Blade Runner, like at the beginning of the vibes.
- 28:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:22Speaker 4: I also think the songwriting on that is crazy, and
- 28:25Speaker 4: like how I know people get mad because she'll like
- 28:27Speaker 4: feature an artists and they won't really get a lot
- 28:29Speaker 4: of you know, a lot of it.
- 28:30Speaker 2: I think the video's great of her and post Malone.
- 28:33Speaker 4: I love when they are both singing in Unison but
- 28:36Speaker 4: like alternating, so I guess it wouldn't be in Unison,
- 28:39Speaker 4: but you know, what I mean. I just think the
- 28:42Speaker 4: production on that song is amazing. There's also some really
- 28:45Speaker 4: fun remixes. If you want to, like add it to
- 28:47Speaker 4: a playlist and you're on a boat and there she
- 28:49Speaker 4: has somewhere she adds a beat. But I don't understand
- 28:52Speaker 4: why more people don't like Fortnite. I think it's an
- 28:54Speaker 4: amazing song.
- 28:55Speaker 3: I think she is a cool way of like when
- 28:57Speaker 3: she does collabse with people like morphing their voices together,
- 29:02Speaker 3: and it's like, if you were before hearing that song,
- 29:04Speaker 3: if you were like Post Malone and Taylor Swift, they
- 29:06Speaker 3: don't sound anything alike. But then if you listen to
- 29:08Speaker 3: a song, it's like wait, like when they do harmonize
- 29:10Speaker 3: or whatever, like it does sound really cool.
- 29:12Speaker 1: I like this. I like that.
- 29:13Speaker 3: Song I in listening to in the context of the
- 29:19Speaker 3: Tortured Post Department album. I think it fits and like
- 29:23Speaker 3: that's good. I do like that, But I also like
- 29:26Speaker 3: my only issue with that song was like I just
- 29:30Speaker 3: I don't think it it's like radio friendly and I
- 29:32Speaker 3: know we're getting like super close to the vest I
- 29:35Speaker 3: think I think they were like, oh, Post is on it,
- 29:37Speaker 3: so you know what I mean, let's try it but
- 29:39Speaker 3: there's so many other songs on that album that could have,
- 29:43Speaker 3: in my opinion, like been a better single. They only
- 29:46Speaker 3: did two singles off the album so far, and like
- 29:49Speaker 3: now it's kind of nothing, so like, you know, I
- 29:52Speaker 3: don't know.
- 29:52Speaker 2: I think it's got a great unique sound. I think that,
- 29:55Speaker 2: like I don't know, you.
- 29:55Speaker 4: Know, I get really frustrated because we get very like
- 29:58Speaker 4: into the weeds on like number and stuff with music. Yeah,
- 30:01Speaker 4: but I do think there are some random songs that
- 30:03Speaker 4: we just attach ourselves to being in the radio business
- 30:06Speaker 4: and then play it and play it and play it,
- 30:07Speaker 4: and it's like a sleeper people like it. Like I
- 30:09Speaker 4: don't feel like we gave it a chance. I know
- 30:12Speaker 4: it's a little bit slower, But I also think that
- 30:15Speaker 4: that music video may be my favorite of hers of
- 30:18Speaker 4: all time. Oh yeah, I fucking love it.
- 30:21Speaker 2: Like Ethan Hawk's randomly in it.
- 30:22Speaker 4: There's another actor I can't even remember, but I just
- 30:25Speaker 4: it's so like I was supposed to be sent away
- 30:28Speaker 4: but they forgot to come and get me. And she's
- 30:29Speaker 4: just kind of like talking about how crazy her life
- 30:31Speaker 4: is with everyone watching, and they've got her in the
- 30:33Speaker 4: you know, tied up to the bed. She looks insane
- 30:36Speaker 4: and then she's on top of that tower like in
- 30:38Speaker 4: the rain, like yeah, I just think it is one
- 30:40Speaker 4: of the greatest music videos ever made. And we later
- 30:43Speaker 4: learned that Travis Kelsey was on the sidelines like cheering
- 30:47Speaker 4: them on the entire video shoot, which is really sweet.
- 30:49Speaker 2: But I think the video.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Ish and she got a really cool director to do
- 30:53Speaker 4: it with her.
- 30:53Speaker 2: But I think the video is beautiful and a masterpiece.
- 30:56Speaker 3: Which there were more visuals from that album, because I
- 30:58Speaker 3: think they would have been.
- 30:59Speaker 4: Sick same, I know, because yeah, after seeing that, I'm like, wow,
- 31:03Speaker 4: and I just love I don't know, I love posts
- 31:05Speaker 4: Malone forever and ever, and I I just love that song.
- 31:09Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean she's been known to just like
- 31:12Speaker 4: do a hint of people. I know. I remember my
- 31:14Speaker 4: boyfriend said he the Swifties were after him when he
- 31:16Speaker 4: tweeted about how she only put a small part of
- 31:18Speaker 4: Chris Stapleton on a song. He's like, I'll never tweet
- 31:22Speaker 4: negatively about her again because I learned my lesson. But
- 31:25Speaker 4: basically he was like, how dare she not put more
- 31:28Speaker 4: of Chris, like the greatest voice of our generation.
- 31:30Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, No, she doesn't like he doesn't
- 31:32Speaker 2: need her, she doesn't need him.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Right, It was cool that he hopped on it and
- 31:36Speaker 1: he got more than a lot of people do.
- 31:37Speaker 2: He got his du like we do lanas so like yeah,
- 31:41Speaker 2: but like.
- 31:42Speaker 3: I like that you flip that she flips like what
- 31:45Speaker 3: a duet is and it's not like using this part.
- 31:47Speaker 3: We seen this part more like with Lana and the
- 31:50Speaker 3: chicks and like all that, Like them singing together to
- 31:54Speaker 3: me is like more powerful, like we know what you've
- 31:57Speaker 3: you've preached of them sound individually, right, yeah, but like
- 32:00Speaker 3: that working together is that is special to me. This
- 32:04Speaker 3: is like you know, you have a version, I have
- 32:06Speaker 3: a verson and I have a chorus, and you know,
- 32:08Speaker 3: like and that's.
- 32:09Speaker 4: A good visual to that that the music video and
- 32:13Speaker 4: I also love the photo. I can still picture of
- 32:15Speaker 4: Kaylee Teller listening to the ten minute versus on the
- 32:19Speaker 4: set of the music video because Miles, her husband, her husband,
- 32:24Speaker 4: was the star of the music video.
- 32:26Speaker 2: And I will never forget that because I.
- 32:28Speaker 4: Was like, oh but yeah, so I just compiled a
- 32:32Speaker 4: little list.
- 32:34Speaker 1: I love it.
- 32:34Speaker 4: Yeah, Tim, Yeah, thank you. Tim McGraw was gonna be
- 32:37Speaker 4: number six. It's one of my favorite of hers too.
- 32:40Speaker 4: But I just think those five need to get more.
- 32:44Speaker 1: That came on last night when I was at dinner.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Tim McGraw, We'll go to music for me too, And
- 32:52Speaker 3: this is a band that I just discovered in the
- 32:54Speaker 3: last week. But I'm like, it's like the music where
- 32:58Speaker 3: I don't know if you ever like feel this, but
- 33:01Speaker 3: like when you're working or like when you're doing something else,
- 33:06Speaker 3: and there's just like a good companion to that. And
- 33:10Speaker 3: it's uh, Japanese Breakfast. Have you ever heard of them? Yeah,
- 33:15Speaker 3: So they had a new album come out last week,
- 33:17Speaker 3: and I listened to that and then I literally my
- 33:20Speaker 3: first time, I like sat down and played it.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Like I listened to it the whole way through.
- 33:24Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I like listened to all their other stuff,
- 33:27Speaker 3: like literally like all in a row, and like I
- 33:29Speaker 3: was like, wait, Like it's so like it's something that
- 33:32Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't normally say that I'm like into because
- 33:34Speaker 3: it is very like alt leaning to me, but like
- 33:37Speaker 3: there is like the poppy side of it too, so
- 33:40Speaker 3: that's really what gets me. But like her voice is
- 33:43Speaker 3: really cool, the writing is really cool, and where.
- 33:46Speaker 1: They choose to be more like.
- 33:52Speaker 3: Poppy than not is like the way they make their
- 33:55Speaker 3: choices is like really cool to me and kind of
- 33:57Speaker 3: like my first listen through like really kept me on
- 33:59Speaker 3: my seat of like where is each song gonna go?
- 34:04Speaker 1: So I don't know.
- 34:04Speaker 3: It was very chill, It's very vibey, and it's like
- 34:07Speaker 3: the perfect sort of like companion like when I need
- 34:09Speaker 3: to focus on something else, but I can't sit in
- 34:11Speaker 3: silence because like that drives me absolutely insane, but I
- 34:14Speaker 3: need something sort of like playing just to like you know,
- 34:18Speaker 3: keep me entertained, like subconsciously. It was Japanese Breakfast and
- 34:22Speaker 3: the new album has a really interesting title. It's for
- 34:26Speaker 3: melancholy brunettes and then in quotation and sad women in parentheses.
- 34:33Speaker 1: If you're just.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Died blonde but you're also naturally perfect, I'll have to.
- 34:40Speaker 1: But yeah, I give it a listen.
- 34:41Speaker 3: It was really cool and if you haven't checked out
- 34:44Speaker 3: Japanese Breakfast, it's pretty good.
- 34:47Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we I've already done my music one,
- 34:52Speaker 4: so right, turn alert and my next one is just Vegas,
- 35:00Speaker 4: the whole city Vegas. So I know you and I
- 35:03Speaker 4: have very different experiences with Las Vegas. I've also experienced
- 35:07Speaker 4: it the way you have, but in other ways more
- 35:10Speaker 4: fun ways.
- 35:11Speaker 2: I am going to Vegas on.
- 35:15Speaker 4: Wednesday, so tomorrow if you're listening to it the day
- 35:18Speaker 4: it comes out, and I'm going. I've never been a
- 35:22Speaker 4: plus one for a work trip ever, but I'm going
- 35:25Speaker 4: with my boyfriend for his work trip. But it is
- 35:28Speaker 4: also his birthday the day we are leaving, which is
- 35:31Speaker 4: why I've committed to like five days Wednesday, Thursday, four
- 35:35Speaker 4: days in Vegas, which is wild. Wow, it's a wild commitment.
- 35:38Speaker 4: But I was like, Okay, I have to go. It's
- 35:40Speaker 4: his birthday, it's Vegas. But I don't know the level
- 35:43Speaker 4: of you know, debauchery I can get into. Yeah, when
- 35:48Speaker 4: it's a work trip for him, I'm gonna have to,
- 35:50Speaker 4: you know, fall back and feel the vibes.
- 35:53Speaker 2: It is interesting and I've never done it, and it's
- 35:55Speaker 2: really cool.
- 35:55Speaker 4: They do their show he also works in radio, and
- 35:59Speaker 4: they do their show from a cabana, yeah, which is
- 36:02Speaker 4: so fun. He works in sports, so it lines up
- 36:05Speaker 4: with March Madness. Cool the basketball tournament and it's at
- 36:09Speaker 4: that hotel. I don't know if you've ever seen the
- 36:10Speaker 4: one with all the pools and all the screens outside.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have they have trade there.
- 36:16Speaker 4: It's not directly on this trip, but it's kind of
- 36:17Speaker 4: near Old Vegas, which I love, and.
- 36:20Speaker 2: Over there, yeah, and there's.
- 36:22Speaker 4: A really cool tiki bar that you would love, Frankis,
- 36:26Speaker 4: which is just a bonus thing I like. But yeah,
- 36:28Speaker 4: so I love I love Las Vegas because of the energy.
- 36:32Speaker 4: Like I, I don't know, something about being surrounded by
- 36:37Speaker 4: fellow degenerates.
- 36:38Speaker 2: It just brings out that side of me.
- 36:40Speaker 4: Now I have since reformed, I'm not that big of
- 36:42Speaker 4: a degenerate anymore.
- 36:44Speaker 2: But I've had many a.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Trip to Las Vegas, probably the place I've been like
- 36:48Speaker 4: the most, other than.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Here, I mean, but.
- 36:54Speaker 2: I've done.
- 36:55Speaker 4: We did a senior girls trip with all of my
- 36:58Speaker 4: friends while we were in college, and that was a
- 37:00Speaker 4: fucking blast, just cramming like ten girls into each hotel
- 37:04Speaker 4: room because you know, you're fucking you know. I think
- 37:06Speaker 4: it was really just four, but you're just poor. And
- 37:10Speaker 4: we saw we had the stamina that, honey, we could
- 37:12Speaker 4: we could do it.
- 37:13Speaker 2: And then after.
- 37:14Speaker 4: College we did a Halloween girls trip to Vegas, which
- 37:19Speaker 4: was so fun.
- 37:20Speaker 2: It's a fun place to be for Halloween.
- 37:22Speaker 4: And then we have also gone you and I for
- 37:24Speaker 4: work for our music festival that our work puts on there.
- 37:28Speaker 4: I went for my first time as an intern back
- 37:32Speaker 4: on a different morning show that I andterned on, and
- 37:34Speaker 4: ever since, you know, have been.
- 37:35Speaker 2: On and off going to Vegas. But I just I
- 37:37Speaker 2: don't know.
- 37:38Speaker 4: It's just a city where like you can get good food,
- 37:40Speaker 4: you can drink on the street. There's always someone drunker
- 37:44Speaker 4: than you, so it makes you feel better.
- 37:45Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah, wait, that is true.
- 37:47Speaker 4: You know what I mean, there's I'm really and I
- 37:49Speaker 4: say this with love, like I love like the trashiness
- 37:53Speaker 4: of it all, like I love a tourist.
- 37:55Speaker 2: I love you know, I just I love the trashiness.
- 38:00Speaker 2: I guess, like all walks of life, you can get
- 38:03Speaker 2: into some shit. I think it's sex. Work is legal.
- 38:07Speaker 1: It doesn't really seem like a hierarchy.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Like no, I feel like I don't know, like, yes,
- 38:12Speaker 3: everyone is different, you know, financial statuses or whatever, but
- 38:16Speaker 3: there's like a sense of like equality there. We're like
- 38:19Speaker 3: everyone's just kind of artisan. Yes, And like I do agree,
- 38:23Speaker 3: the vibes are great. Like my you know, my experience
- 38:28Speaker 3: is there is I do love where like it always
- 38:30Speaker 3: feels like there's something going on, oh right, Like I
- 38:32Speaker 3: hate cities that sort of feel like they die after
- 38:35Speaker 3: a certain time or certain days or whatever.
- 38:37Speaker 2: Right, like never lonely in Vegas.
- 38:39Speaker 3: Right, there's always people around that's good and a bad thing.
- 38:41Speaker 3: But like there's always shit going on, you know, like
- 38:46Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 38:46Speaker 4: There's lights, they pump that oxygen in. There's good music
- 38:50Speaker 4: nowhere else in the world. Like my friend, maybe the
- 38:52Speaker 4: hierarchy are my god archy is to be a girl
- 38:56Speaker 4: in Las Vegas, because like where else, Like we were
- 38:59Speaker 4: invited to Diplo's table one night, we were.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Invited to Taso's table when it.
- 39:03Speaker 4: Like it's just like that wouldn't happen in Miami. In
- 39:05Speaker 4: Miami there's eight hundred people hotter than you and like whatever.
- 39:08Speaker 4: But like I just do like Vegas is such a
- 39:10Speaker 4: lawless land and like, yeah, if I woke up at
- 39:12Speaker 4: three am to pee and went downstairs, there's.
- 39:14Speaker 2: A whole world happening.
- 39:16Speaker 4: Yeah, And I love it so so so so so
- 39:19Speaker 4: so so much.
- 39:20Speaker 2: So I'm going I'm excited.
- 39:22Speaker 4: It is very ambitious to do that many days in Vegas,
- 39:25Speaker 4: but I do love the energy and I just can't
- 39:27Speaker 4: help but love it.
- 39:28Speaker 1: That's exciting.
- 39:29Speaker 2: Leve me some Vegas.
- 39:30Speaker 1: It's so much fun, I hope, so you deserve it.
- 39:33Speaker 4: I'm trying, but yeah, it'll be good to get some
- 39:36Speaker 4: free shit and get my bets in on Michigan State basketball.
- 39:41Speaker 3: So I sort of have two things that I'm like,
- 39:44Speaker 3: I guess watching that I'm obsessed with, so I'm gonna
- 39:46Speaker 3: separate them with one in between. But I think I'm
- 39:51Speaker 3: discovering So The Office has always been my comfort show, yes,
- 39:55Speaker 3: and but I think I might have another one and
- 39:56Speaker 3: I think you're gonna hate it. But but I've noticed
- 40:01Speaker 3: that I've started to watch this because now it's on MTV,
- 40:04Speaker 3: which I don't understand. They do like marathon reruns of
- 40:06Speaker 3: The Big Bang Theory.
- 40:08Speaker 2: I like Mason, I.
- 40:10Speaker 3: Know, but it's like my new comfort, Like I know
- 40:13Speaker 3: all the characters and like I'm not even paying attention.
- 40:17Speaker 3: It's like on and I'm on my phone or on
- 40:19Speaker 3: my iPad whatever, watching TikTok, but like it's there and
- 40:24Speaker 3: it and I love Kaylee Quoco, like okay, I'm like,
- 40:30Speaker 3: I don't.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Know, I love Penny.
- 40:32Speaker 4: I just think that and this this is not nice
- 40:35Speaker 4: and I am so sorry, but there are just some
- 40:37Speaker 4: people that look like they smell like hot dogs and
- 40:39Speaker 4: for me.
- 40:40Speaker 2: She just looks like she smells like a hot dog.
- 40:42Speaker 4: Like she's pretty. I don't know what about her. Her
- 40:44Speaker 4: and this one girl I was in my story. I
- 40:46Speaker 4: don't know what it is. They just look like they
- 40:48Speaker 4: could smell it a hot dog. And I know that's
- 40:50Speaker 4: not nice. And I'm sure she's a nice lady. I
- 40:52Speaker 4: do think we need to talk about how many times
- 40:54Speaker 4: she gets in and out of relationship. Yeah, not slut shaming,
- 40:57Speaker 4: but maybe be alone for a minute.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Girls, your mental health relationship.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's next, Young Sheldon? Are you going to
- 41:04Speaker 2: watch Young Sheldon?
- 41:06Speaker 3: I don't like kids. I would never watch a show
- 41:08Speaker 3: about kids. But and I also love I don't know
- 41:11Speaker 3: his name, but he was in Roseanne and he plays
- 41:14Speaker 3: like Kaley Quoko's husband, and like, I think he's really funny.
- 41:18Speaker 3: And the girl, the blonde girl, and what's her name?
- 41:21Speaker 3: She hosted uh Celebrity Jeopardy for a little bit ambialic, Like,
- 41:28Speaker 3: I think she's hilarious.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, I just really like that show.
- 41:32Speaker 2: You know that guy on that show? She dated him
- 41:36Speaker 2: and he he like broke her heart.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Miam Bilic.
- 41:43Speaker 4: No, Kaylee Quoco dated I'm pretty sure it was Johnny Galacia.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's it. He was on Roseanne.
- 41:51Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah sure they wait hold on, let me.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Make sure really, I know they did in real life.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 42:00Speaker 4: Yeah, they dated for two years from twenty eight to
- 42:03Speaker 4: twenty Tenkay, and yeah.
- 42:07Speaker 3: She seems like the type of person that would date
- 42:08Speaker 3: someone that they're in a show together.
- 42:10Speaker 2: A million There.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Are rumors about her, like and Pete David's in because
- 42:15Speaker 4: they worked on a movie together.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Like, yeah, she she seems like the person that would
- 42:19Speaker 1: do that.
- 42:19Speaker 2: I think she just probably falls easily. But yeah, the
- 42:21Speaker 2: fact that he like big timed her, Yeah, wild of me.
- 42:24Speaker 4: No funse Johnny, he's kind of busting. Yeah, no, I
- 42:27Speaker 4: mean no fun. But oh my god. Okay.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Interesting.
- 42:33Speaker 3: So if you're looking for a show just to have
- 42:35Speaker 3: on while you're doing something else, turn on MTV because
- 42:40Speaker 3: they've now switched.
- 42:41Speaker 1: It's either ridiculousness or the right.
- 42:44Speaker 4: I don't believe they play anything other than ridiculousness.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Okay.
- 42:49Speaker 4: My next one is uh, not necessarily a local business.
- 42:54Speaker 2: They were smaller and now they're growing.
- 42:57Speaker 4: I noticed there's a lot more locations, so I feel
- 42:59Speaker 4: comfortable shouting them out again. Not being paid for this,
- 43:02Speaker 4: but you know, a bitch loves her spray tan. M
- 43:06Speaker 4: I know it looks crazy when I first get it done,
- 43:08Speaker 4: so don't think of that. And I used to be
- 43:11Speaker 4: the I am half Italian, so I used to be
- 43:13Speaker 4: the like full on tanning booth, like tanning like I'm
- 43:16Speaker 4: a millennial, So we.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Really we did some bad stuff to our skin.
- 43:20Speaker 4: And since I have learned that I have sun damage
- 43:23Speaker 4: and that we really fucked ourselves up. So I love
- 43:26Speaker 4: my spray tan and it is there's some in there's Minnesota,
- 43:31Speaker 4: some in Chicago, but the business is called go Glow,
- 43:34Speaker 4: And I truly I have friends that do spray tans,
- 43:36Speaker 4: and I still go to go glob just because I
- 43:38Speaker 4: think they do a great job. Their solution is fairly
- 43:43Speaker 4: natural chemical wise, and it uses some technology. They try
- 43:47Speaker 4: to explain it, and I always smile a nod, but
- 43:49Speaker 4: I don't understand. They talk about how like when an
- 43:52Speaker 4: apple naturally browns okay, like they use something similar to
- 43:57Speaker 4: where you naturally brown to like what your skin would
- 43:59Speaker 4: look like tan. I don't know how they do that
- 44:01Speaker 4: or what happens. It's a crazy process. You if you
- 44:04Speaker 4: see a girl on the street and all black clothes
- 44:07Speaker 4: and black boots and no makeup. Just know she's going
- 44:09Speaker 4: to get a spray tan because you're trying to not
- 44:11Speaker 4: ruin any of your clothing. It does come out, but
- 44:14Speaker 4: I have to shout out, go glow. They always do
- 44:15Speaker 4: a great job, and I you know, you skin, yeah so's.
- 44:21Speaker 4: They have some places that you go into a booth
- 44:25Speaker 4: and it's just like a machine. I like to go
- 44:27Speaker 4: to places where they do it by hand because I
- 44:29Speaker 4: think they do a better job. I don't trust myself
- 44:32Speaker 4: with any spray tan situation. So yeah, they use a
- 44:34Speaker 4: little bottle and a sprayer. And the reason that you
- 44:37Speaker 4: look so dark when you get it done and it
- 44:39Speaker 4: keeps happening is because the actual tan takes a while
- 44:43Speaker 4: to develop. But when they're spraying it on you, they
- 44:46Speaker 4: need to know where they're spraying it. So they add
- 44:48Speaker 4: bronzer to the solution. So then as the hours go on,
- 44:52Speaker 4: you're double bronzed. So then when you shower, you take
- 44:55Speaker 4: off the top bronzer that they use to see where
- 44:57Speaker 4: they're you know, cause they go everywhere. I go full
- 44:59Speaker 4: naked and they're all up in my you know, my
- 45:01Speaker 4: pits and slits, and.
- 45:04Speaker 2: So that's why after you shower, it looks much better.
- 45:07Speaker 2: But don't go.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Don't do tanning booths is very bad. It's very bad.
- 45:11Speaker 4: So shout out, go glow.
- 45:12Speaker 2: I have to go there tomorrow and get another springtan.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Is a tanning booth hot or no?
- 45:19Speaker 2: Yeah it's warm. Yeah, my dad used to have one
- 45:21Speaker 2: in his house, in his bedroom.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Got Yeah, he's getting hotter and we do this.
- 45:30Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's warm. But yeah.
- 45:32Speaker 4: You go in there with your little sunglasses or your
- 45:34Speaker 4: little goggles and you just fucking you lay there.
- 45:37Speaker 2: You can listen to something.
- 45:38Speaker 1: But it's your Yeah, yeah, still there.
- 45:44Speaker 4: No, thank god, he got rid of his fucking tanning booth,
- 45:47Speaker 4: thank god.
- 45:47Speaker 1: But where did it go?
- 45:50Speaker 2: I don't know if he sold it.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Where do you put that?
- 45:52Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know who bought it.
- 45:55Speaker 4: Like he truly had a tanning bed beside his bed
- 45:58Speaker 4: in his bedroom.
- 45:59Speaker 1: That wild.
- 46:01Speaker 2: That's that's some widow ash shit.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 46:04Speaker 2: I know the things we think are normal.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Yeah this, yeah, I'll do my food one now. I
- 46:13Speaker 3: went somewhere for dinner, and you're not even gonna believe it.
- 46:18Speaker 3: I went to a barbecue restaurant for.
- 46:20Speaker 2: Okay, because you hate barbecue.
- 46:23Speaker 3: I do hate barbecue, but it all different kinds of food,
- 46:27Speaker 3: so yes, which I learned, and not everything has barbecue
- 46:30Speaker 3: sauce on it, which is great.
- 46:31Speaker 2: I've been screaming at you for years, but now you
- 46:33Speaker 2: learned it.
- 46:34Speaker 3: But however, i'll tell you what I had in a minute.
- 46:36Speaker 3: But Mike got something and I tried. There was It
- 46:40Speaker 3: was barbecue sauce. But it is hot, like hot barbecue spicy,
- 46:46Speaker 3: and I could get down with that, like it wasn't
- 46:49Speaker 3: so like. I think the thing I don't like about
- 46:50Speaker 3: barbecue sauce is the smokiness. I don't like smoky things. Yeah,
- 46:55Speaker 3: And I feel like sometimes it's like smoky sweet, like
- 46:57Speaker 3: I don't like anything.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Yeah, not always, but yeah, yeah.
- 47:00Speaker 3: I think it probably just depends on what type you get.
- 47:01Speaker 3: And I just had bad experiences. But this spicy one
- 47:04Speaker 3: was really good. It's called the places called hog Wild,
- 47:09Speaker 3: and I had the spicy Chicken sandwich. So it was
- 47:12Speaker 3: a giant chicken breast on a butN with melted mozzarella cheese,
- 47:23Speaker 3: a spicy mayo, which was really good. So it wasn't
- 47:26Speaker 3: the chicken that was spicy, It was like the mao
- 47:27Speaker 3: they put on it. And then they took a giant
- 47:32Speaker 3: portobella and sliced it so it was like chunks, like long,
- 47:36Speaker 3: strippy chunks of portobella and you know, I fox with
- 47:40Speaker 3: a mushroom.
- 47:41Speaker 1: Oh it was so good.
- 47:45Speaker 3: I got fries, which I tried not to eat a
- 47:49Speaker 3: lot because I'm trying not to eat fried food. However,
- 47:52Speaker 3: there are no other side options. It was like that
- 47:54Speaker 3: or beans. No, they have mac there they had you
- 47:58Speaker 3: could get apple sauce, Brussels sprouts, oh no, yes, corn
- 48:03Speaker 3: on the cop green beans, and then they had three
- 48:05Speaker 3: different types of potatoes all were fried and I was like, okay, well, yeah,
- 48:09Speaker 3: I'll just go with fries then.
- 48:11Speaker 2: And what did you try mics that you liked?
- 48:13Speaker 3: Yeah, he had pork tenderloin that literally was like a
- 48:18Speaker 3: foot long, like literally was huge. And it was so
- 48:22Speaker 3: funny because we for some reason, we never like have
- 48:26Speaker 3: lunch on the weekends. I don't know if that like together,
- 48:29Speaker 3: like if I'm out, like I might grab something real
- 48:31Speaker 3: quick because'm hungry.
- 48:32Speaker 1: Let's usually my taco.
- 48:33Speaker 3: Bell I'm but we normally, like you know, have a
- 48:37Speaker 3: snack in the morning and then like have dinner, right
- 48:40Speaker 3: and but randomly on Saturday he was like, let's have lunch.
- 48:43Speaker 3: He's like, do you want to? He's like, I really
- 48:44Speaker 3: want a hot dog? Do you want to know this
- 48:45Speaker 3: hot dog stand by her house?
- 48:46Speaker 1: I was like sure. So we went and we ate
- 48:48Speaker 1: at like noon or one, and then we didn't eat.
- 48:51Speaker 3: The rest of the day, like literally, So then all
- 48:53Speaker 3: day yesterday I had to get up and work.
- 48:55Speaker 1: He got up and went to the shop.
- 48:57Speaker 3: We didn't eat literally until last night when we went
- 49:00Speaker 3: to dinner.
- 49:02Speaker 1: It's wild.
- 49:03Speaker 3: So he was like, well, we never been to this
- 49:06Speaker 3: place before. Yeah, we went my parents, and my parents
- 49:07Speaker 3: have been here and they love it. So we were like, okay,
- 49:10Speaker 3: He's like, can you just ask it? Ask him how
- 49:12Speaker 3: big it is? I'm like, what, I'm not your stomach,
- 49:15Speaker 3: So like if they're like, it's six inches long, and
- 49:17Speaker 3: we'd be like, okay, like I don't know what your
- 49:21Speaker 3: What is the acceptable size of a pork tenderloin for you?
- 49:24Speaker 3: He's like, I'm starving, can ask, right? So then that
- 49:27Speaker 3: thing came. It's fucking huge. I was like, well, there
- 49:29Speaker 3: you go, it's that big enough. So I had a
- 49:30Speaker 3: piece of that with the hot barbecue sauce and it
- 49:34Speaker 3: was good.
- 49:35Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I don't like barbecue sauce really either. I
- 49:38Speaker 4: would never buy it for my fridge. I think a
- 49:41Speaker 4: barbecue pizza is fucking disgusting, Like it's so gross to me.
- 49:45Speaker 4: But there are situations where I don't mind it on
- 49:49Speaker 4: certain things. But I think with barbecue, like I've been
- 49:51Speaker 4: trying to tell you, you don't have to put it
- 49:54Speaker 4: on everything. There's also there's like sausages, there's chicken, there's
- 49:58Speaker 4: potato salad, there's mac and geese.
- 50:00Speaker 1: They have a portabello burger there.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's not beef, it's.
- 50:07Speaker 1: It's just the giant ass fucking mushroom.
- 50:10Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I was gonna get that,
- 50:11Speaker 3: but then I was like, Okay, this is my first time.
- 50:13Speaker 3: It is like barbecues, but I cannot get meat. I
- 50:16Speaker 3: get something that is meat. So that's why I went
- 50:18Speaker 3: with chicken.
- 50:19Speaker 2: But I want to try it.
- 50:20Speaker 1: It was really good.
- 50:21Speaker 4: So you need to when you go to Texas, you
- 50:23Speaker 4: need to try barbecue there.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel insane.
- 50:26Speaker 3: When I went to Texas, we had like pasta, like
- 50:28Speaker 3: I didn't even Yeah, like barbecue.
- 50:30Speaker 2: Best barbecue in the South.
- 50:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say Chicago is not up on their
- 50:34Speaker 4: barbecue game like they are the rest of the I
- 50:36Speaker 4: didn't know.
- 50:37Speaker 1: It was like this is gonna sound really awful. I
- 50:40Speaker 1: didn't know it was like a genre of food.
- 50:43Speaker 3: Like I thought it was just like you put barbecue
- 50:46Speaker 3: sauce on it and it's barbecue.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Like.
- 50:47Speaker 1: I didn't know that there was Like, no, it's a.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Whole style of like the meat and food.
- 50:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I missed all that.
- 50:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been trying to tell you, but now I
- 50:59Speaker 4: see the less you.
- 51:00Speaker 2: Listen to me, am I only last one? Yeah, okay,
- 51:06Speaker 2: and lastly on my list.
- 51:08Speaker 4: I am a firm believer, and I've gone through a
- 51:11Speaker 4: lot of different phases in my life with friendships and
- 51:14Speaker 4: relationships and self work and things that trigger me. But
- 51:18Speaker 4: I'm a firm believer that you need like certain types
- 51:21Speaker 4: of friends. You don't all need like the same type
- 51:24Speaker 4: of friend if that makes sense. Like I feel like
- 51:26Speaker 4: you need someone in your crew who you can get
- 51:29Speaker 4: serious with. You know, you need someone in your crew
- 51:31Speaker 4: who's fun. You know, you just you need the whole squad.
- 51:34Speaker 4: And sometimes people can be all of them and shout
- 51:36Speaker 4: out to them. But I just want to end and
- 51:38Speaker 4: just give a shout out to the friend who's always down.
- 51:42Speaker 4: Everybody needs a friend who is always down yea whether
- 51:46Speaker 4: it and it's not just necessarily like, oh, you know
- 51:48Speaker 4: your friend is is single and so she can always
- 51:52Speaker 4: do stuff. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about
- 51:54Speaker 4: a friend who doesn't ask questions. She's just down. Yeah,
- 51:58Speaker 4: And in my case, it is our girl shout out.
- 52:01Speaker 4: I think she listens.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Casey.
- 52:03Speaker 2: It's Casey. We love her, we love you.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Yes, I love that energy.
- 52:09Speaker 2: I love that energy too. Like she's just like she
- 52:12Speaker 2: doesn't really ask much. I told you the famous first story.
- 52:15Speaker 4: I think it was our first episode about I had
- 52:18Speaker 4: some time to kill, needed to get a drink.
- 52:20Speaker 2: We had a bar that allows dog. She was on it.
- 52:22Speaker 2: She was downstairs in two seconds with their Pajamason.
- 52:24Speaker 4: Over the weekend, I was having kind of a bad
- 52:26Speaker 4: night and I just like needed to get out of
- 52:28Speaker 4: the house. And my other two friends, the only two
- 52:31Speaker 4: that are left aside from Casey, like they have newborns.
- 52:34Speaker 4: So I was like, I can't call them. I call Casey.
- 52:37Speaker 4: I hear that she's at a loud bar. I'm like, perfect,
- 52:40Speaker 4: we can't really hear each other. And then so we
- 52:41Speaker 4: get off the phone. I text her and I just
- 52:43Speaker 4: literally am like, where are you? She says the name
- 52:46Speaker 4: of the bar. My girl asked me what I wanted
- 52:49Speaker 4: to drink, already had it by the time I got there.
- 52:51Speaker 2: She knew I was having a hard night. She sat
- 52:53Speaker 2: with me.
- 52:53Speaker 4: And she's also the friend who will like be there
- 52:55Speaker 4: for you when you're sad or need it. Like she's
- 52:57Speaker 4: just she's a good friend and she's a loyal friend.
- 52:59Speaker 4: But I just everybody fucking needs someone who's always down.
- 53:04Speaker 4: And I just want to shout out if that's you,
- 53:06Speaker 4: I like to think sometimes it's me. I'd like to
- 53:09Speaker 4: hope that unless we you know, are very tired from work,
- 53:12Speaker 4: but I I try my damnedest to always be down.
- 53:15Speaker 4: So just shout out to that friend, whoever it may be.
- 53:17Speaker 4: For you, shout out to mine. It's casey and I
- 53:20Speaker 4: would not be able to exist without her.
- 53:23Speaker 1: But also props to you, because I don't know if
- 53:25Speaker 1: I could do that.
- 53:26Speaker 3: I don't know if I could be like, hey, where
- 53:28Speaker 3: are you and just like go Like I would have
- 53:32Speaker 3: a million questions to like double think myself, like who
- 53:36Speaker 3: are you with? Am I gonna get along with these people?
- 53:38Speaker 3: Like how much more drunker you than me? Like am
- 53:41Speaker 3: I gonna feel uncomfortable? Like all these things would be
- 53:43Speaker 3: flying through my head versus me just being like okay.
- 53:46Speaker 1: I'm coming.
- 53:47Speaker 3: No.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Well, all I know is I needed to drinks.
- 53:49Speaker 1: I like overthink just everything.
- 53:50Speaker 2: Yeah, all I know is I needed a drink.
- 53:52Speaker 4: I know that, Like I know what kind of person
- 53:54Speaker 4: and she is, so I know that she's not gonna
- 53:56Speaker 4: like talk shit about me inviting myself somewhere right.
- 53:59Speaker 2: You know.
- 53:59Speaker 4: There have been times where she's been like I really
- 54:01Speaker 4: need to go on a walk right now when you
- 54:02Speaker 4: walk with me? And so yeah, and she was with
- 54:05Speaker 4: the crew of course, of people that she like just
- 54:07Speaker 4: fucking met, and she's like, this is my new best friend.
- 54:09Speaker 2: And I'm like whatever, Hi, how are you? And yeah,
- 54:12Speaker 2: she was with the little crew.
- 54:13Speaker 3: But she that's how you make friends. And that's the thing,
- 54:15Speaker 3: is like I'm overthinking, but like that's how you meet people.
- 54:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:19Speaker 4: I met Casey because like she was our friend's makeup artist,
- 54:22Speaker 4: and she just was like we should be friends, Like
- 54:23Speaker 4: you're Leo.
- 54:24Speaker 2: I'm a Leo.
- 54:24Speaker 4: And I was like I love this sassy queen. And
- 54:27Speaker 4: we have since gotten so close and I just, you know,
- 54:30Speaker 4: even to go to our Paulina's wedding, Like, yeah, I
- 54:33Speaker 4: my new thing when I was single was like I'm
- 54:35Speaker 4: not gonna waste it on some dusty, crusty especially like
- 54:37Speaker 4: if I have to travel and be in the same
- 54:39Speaker 4: room as this person. I asked Paulina, like, I know
- 54:41Speaker 4: it's it's expensive for everybody. Are you cool if I
- 54:43Speaker 4: bring a friend? And all of my friends that I've
- 54:45Speaker 4: asked have been really cool, and I've taken girlfriends to
- 54:47Speaker 4: a bunch of different.
- 54:48Speaker 2: But yeah, she was like, oh yeah, girl, like I'm there,
- 54:50Speaker 2: and she was there.
- 54:52Speaker 1: She was there, she was she.
- 54:54Speaker 4: Was she had a time, and yeah, I love that
- 54:58Speaker 4: she is able to like I can bring her anywhere
- 54:59Speaker 4: and she'll she'll make friends very easily. But she separated
- 55:02Speaker 4: from like the cruse she was with just to sit
- 55:04Speaker 4: and talk to me for a little while. I had
- 55:06Speaker 4: two drinks and then I went back home, but just
- 55:08Speaker 4: shout out to the frenchiess always down.
- 55:10Speaker 1: I wish I had a little bit more of that,
- 55:12Speaker 1: because I definitely don't.
- 55:13Speaker 4: If you are upset enough and you need a drink
- 55:15Speaker 4: bad enough, and your options are sit alone at a bar,
- 55:19Speaker 4: you know, or check And I was gonna.
- 55:21Speaker 2: Do that if she wasn't available. You'll you'll find it
- 55:24Speaker 2: in you.
- 55:27Speaker 3: I feel like I've been there and that wasn't my reaction,
- 55:29Speaker 3: but maybe I haven't.
- 55:30Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 55:30Speaker 2: Well, fine, good for you.
- 55:31Speaker 4: You probably handled it the right way without doing not
- 55:34Speaker 4: crying in your car in a parking lot.
- 55:36Speaker 1: Okay, so I do both. My last thing, my last
- 55:42Speaker 1: thing has nothing to do with that.
- 55:45Speaker 3: But it's a rabbit hole that I've been going down,
- 55:48Speaker 3: and I wanted to share like some facts that I
- 55:51Speaker 3: actually just well, yeah, facts about I've been going down
- 55:56Speaker 3: like the dark side of pop music recently. And I
- 56:01Speaker 3: then watched a multi part documentary, a not like a
- 56:05Speaker 3: very jankly done documentary, j done, not authorized documentary of
- 56:14Speaker 3: the Pussycat Dolls.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Okay that shit, uh.
- 56:19Speaker 2: Okay, you love the pussy Cat Dolls.
- 56:22Speaker 3: I did, But that shit was dark and it was
- 56:27Speaker 3: fucked up, and we as a society just let it
- 56:30Speaker 3: fucking happen.
- 56:32Speaker 1: And they played in our face. They played in our face. Okay,
- 56:35Speaker 1: So I will sum this up relatively quickly.
- 56:41Speaker 3: It was a burlesque group, right that then this Robin
- 56:44Speaker 3: Anton woman was like, we're gonna make a singing group, right,
- 56:48Speaker 3: so they find a cool.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Sure.
- 56:49Speaker 3: Zinger basically build this group. I'm using air quotes.
- 56:54Speaker 4: Burrell is always good when you find one, and then
- 56:57Speaker 4: you want everyone else to be like an accent.
- 56:58Speaker 3: People hello, Right, So they build find these other girls.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Some came from the burlesque group, some they just found,
- 57:06Speaker 3: you know, doing auditions whatever. Cob boled this group together.
- 57:10Speaker 3: She she she did an interview for some like it
- 57:14Speaker 3: was like behind the music esque show, and so that
- 57:17Speaker 3: was spliced into this documentary. She was the only one
- 57:20Speaker 3: singing period. But the thing that was so fucking nuts,
- 57:23Speaker 3: which I think we all knew that because like none
- 57:25Speaker 3: of the girls ever did anything isides like danced their
- 57:27Speaker 3: asses off. Right. She told the story about when they
- 57:30Speaker 3: finished her first, their first album. They only had two
- 57:34Speaker 3: their first album. She did all. She did the lead singing,
- 57:39Speaker 3: she did the backing vocals, she did everything. Then they
- 57:44Speaker 3: brought the other girls in and were like, here's your album.
- 57:47Speaker 3: Played the album for them. That was the first time
- 57:49Speaker 3: they ever heard the music. And this fact, yes, she
- 57:52Speaker 3: said it out of her own mouth, like that's wild.
- 57:56Speaker 3: She sang everything on that album. She's like, and here's
- 57:59Speaker 3: the interview. She's like, you understand what I'm saying that
- 58:03Speaker 3: was the first time they ever heard the music was
- 58:05Speaker 3: the album was done like literally like.
- 58:09Speaker 1: So then the.
- 58:11Speaker 3: Hello So then they like parade this group out there
- 58:15Speaker 3: and we're just like yeah, like these socks are so good,
- 58:18Speaker 3: Like this.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Group is so good, I'll never be like this is
- 58:20Speaker 2: my work.
- 58:21Speaker 3: Right, Like they were the one of the first artists
- 58:23Speaker 3: to have our bands to have a full three sixty
- 58:26Speaker 3: deal mean that like anything that they made, any proceeds
- 58:30Speaker 3: from music sales, tourings, and streaming, it all went into
- 58:35Speaker 3: a pot and then they were given a predetermined payment.
- 58:41Speaker 1: So like hell, no matter how.
- 58:43Speaker 3: Much work they did, yeah, they did not profit anymore
- 58:48Speaker 3: than what they were initially promised.
- 58:50Speaker 4: The music industry is so dark and especially for women
- 58:54Speaker 4: and fucked up, especially like around that early two thousands times.
- 58:59Speaker 4: It's just like these fucking I hate to say, these
- 59:01Speaker 4: dudes in suits being like you need to slut it
- 59:04Speaker 4: up and you need to do this and do that,
- 59:05Speaker 4: and like we don't care about you what you want,
- 59:07Speaker 4: and like people don't think like this is this is
- 59:10Speaker 4: people's dream, so like you're you're very much taking advantage
- 59:14Speaker 4: of people who have never signed a contract before, who
- 59:18Speaker 4: think they're told this is just how it works, and
- 59:20Speaker 4: so it's crazy. She actually also I'm pretty sure put
- 59:23Speaker 4: together one direction.
- 59:25Speaker 3: Yeah, there was videos of her like she hand selected,
- 59:28Speaker 3: Like who should I think she's very talented.
- 59:31Speaker 1: I think she.
- 59:33Speaker 3: Ugh.
- 59:34Speaker 1: I don't necessarily like think she's the most humble person.
- 59:38Speaker 3: No, because I do think a lot of that fed
- 59:43Speaker 3: into her ego and I think that's how she wanted it,
- 59:46Speaker 3: which and to your point, it was her dream, right,
- 59:50Speaker 3: so like she she wanted success no matter how she
- 59:53Speaker 3: could get it right. But like when they even talked
- 59:56Speaker 3: about her the second album, the second album was meant
- 59:58Speaker 3: to be solo album, and then they just and then
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: nothing changed of the music and they're like, no, it's
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: supposed to Got Dolls album.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Like it's like what yeah, like and what's so fucked up?
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: Is like then I went down the rabbit hole of
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: like the dandy Kane of it all and like the
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: making the band of it all, and like I'm like,
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: oh my god, like and it almost made me start
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: feeling like as a consumer, like guilty, Like I'm sitting
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: here like buying everything, supporting everything because you believe in
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: these artists, but like really you were just like supporting
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: this machine and all the fucked up people like Diddy,
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: who was behind all of it, right, And it's like
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: Aubrey Oday, Like I've been like listening to her for forever,
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: like you know, just like talk about what a piece
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: of shit he was, right, and like no one listened,
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: and like now all of a sudden they are and
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: like she's i mean, bat shit in her own mind,
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: but like you know, like she's been through some shit.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: Yeah right, you know, so it's like just like really
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: made me be like, oh my god, Like I hate that,
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: like we're knowing all this shit after, but like that's
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: the whole point of like marketing, and like they only
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: you know, when you're trying to make something popular, you're
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: only allowing the public to see the parts that you
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: want them to see, right, And it doesn't come out
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: till way after, Like how awful experience it was. And
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: like you have no control over your life or your
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: being or like any decisions you have to make or
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: you can't get pregnant, you can't like whatever.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: Like it's so fucked.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: Up, so fucked up, so abusive, so illegal.
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: Yeah, and yeah, I mean I think I very much
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: hate the Internet.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: I'm very anti Internet.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: I wish we didn't have it, but I do think
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: that's one of the good things that has come from
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: the Internet, where artists can put out their their stuff
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: as their themselves, like how they want to put it
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: out there, and Jesus, I don't know what's going on.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: With my throat.
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: And then if someone you know, wants to sign them
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: or whatever, like we already know, like you know, like
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: chapel Rone like she we already know who this person
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: is and what they want, and they have more of
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: a leg to stand on saying no and stuff. Now,
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: it is still a fucked up industry. I'm sure there's
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: a little.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Bit more authenticity to that, and you probably it's nice
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: now because I feel like because of TikTok and streaming
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: and all that stuff, like you can sort of have
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: a little.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Bit more control.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: I mean, if you want, like all, you know, the
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: real financial backing and all that stuff, then you probably
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: have to concede on some things. But it's not so
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: much as like signing your life away to someone like
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: Diddy who's gonna like promise your hopes and dreams and
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: then like you know, embarrass you on national TV.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: So it was really.
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: Fucked yeah, no, I mean it's I'm sure so many
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: women in the industry have horror stories, yeah, because we've
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: heard them. But yeah, that is that is beyond fucked up.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't know that just being such a
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: fan of their.
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: Yeah no, I mean I always it's crazy because it
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: was like I never knew how it ended, and then
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: like I didn't know that there was also like seven
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: different iterations that they tried to relaunch that turned into
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: like different girl bands are like like whatever, Like you
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: know that this even to this day, Like I guess
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: they were supposed to be right before COVID and I
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: don't even remember this, but I'm sure we talked about it.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: There was like a reunion like Nicole and like four
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: of the girls they like did a performance there. They
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: were like in a launch just like reunion tour in
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: Europe and like all this stuff, and then Nicole ended.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Up suing the Robin lady who like builds it.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: So they're still in like litigation like right now trying
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: to figure it out. Yeah, so like that's probably never
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: gonna happen, which honestly, I'm like, you don't, we don't
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: need that, Like.
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: You know, I forgot, Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah,
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: and she did a Nicole did a Cribs episode recently.
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: Oh really it was like not that big of a place.
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: I mean, way more expensive than I could ever for
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: in California.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: But I was just like very blast.
- 1:03:46Speaker 4: They did a new season of Cribs and I I
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: recorded all them because I wanted to just put them
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: on the background.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: And it was it was interesting.
- 1:03:53Speaker 4: Yeah, it was interesting, but yeah, no tales so old
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: at times.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah it was eye opening and I was like,
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: oh fuck.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: Yeah, depressing is there? Do you remember the name of
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: the person who came up to you at Peppe's on Friday?
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: It's okay if you don't.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: I just wanted to tell everyone that Jason texted saying
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: a woman just came up to me and said she
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: loves yours.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I forget your name. I want to say
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: it was Lauren or Christen, right.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: But you called it my podcast her right, you're on
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: this podcast.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: It is also your podcast.
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: Please don't make people think and I'm running so tight
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: up a ship that you're like like, oh, this girl
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: just came up to me, she loves your podcast.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: On we have together.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: She was like, so is it k podcast? I was like, yeah,
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: I mean I.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: Know that you like full disclosure.
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: That's like what you wanted. That was your dream for me.
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: You were my Joe Jackson. No, I mean we we
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: have talked about it. We've started and stopped other podcasts,
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: and you have your own, you have Queens of Countries.
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: So you were like, I want this to be your thing,
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: and I was like, only if yap with me, because
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: I don't like yapping to myself, and so it is
- 1:05:05Speaker 4: equally our podcast, but you like to tell people it's mine.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: And I had to bribe you too, But.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I had three shots of tequila and.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Previously it was a week. We did talk.
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: Yeah, and we did talk about maybe our first live
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: event would have to be there, if not in Singapore, we'll.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: See what those are the two options of right now. Yeah,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: that's all that will happen. Yeah, so all right, well episode,
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you go first. I hate dreams, Okay, more
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: specifically I hate cleaning them.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: Yeah, disgusting.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: So two of.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: Two things that I hate cleaning the most in the
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: house the bathtub, probably because I hate bending over like that.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Okay, in that position. It's very uncomfortable. Okay, true.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: After I do like the dishes and put everything in
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: the dishwasher and that food is stuck in that fucking
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: kitchen drain.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: And you have to pull it out.
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: Yeah, it's And my biggest fear is like food touching
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: it itself and it's turned into like a food mush
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: like in there. And even if I take my paper
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: towel and go in there, and like I can't touch
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: on my.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Bare hands, Like yeah.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: No, even if I take a paper towel and I'm
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: going to wipe it out of there a little strainer,
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: I still want to throw up because of the texture.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: It's a texture.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: Yeah, you're weird about food.
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: You don't like multiple meats and a dish, Yeah, like
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: weat food.
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm right now. Literally I'm gonna throw up.
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: I like, I if I could buy anything in the world,
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: I would buy a garbage disposal because I would just
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: turn that fucking ship out.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Oh okay, so nothing can go down the drain.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: I was like, why are you putting your hand in
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: the garbagees?
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: Everything has to get stuck in that trap.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry. Thoughts and prayers. Have that handyman of
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: yours put in a garbage.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Was we need one need real bad? You do need?
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: Yeah, so the drain your foot down?
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: So this is both my crash out and hate and
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: are we good on time? If I take like one,
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: one or two minutes about this, I know you gotta
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: get out of here, okay. So something that you may
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: not know, because it is part of the female experience,
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: is that no matter what, if you are a woman
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: who drives any single fucking time that you are either
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: backing out of a space that's difficult to back out of,
- 1:07:50Speaker 4: or you're doing like your parallel parking, you're doing something
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: it's like a mating call to men to come and
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: stand there and watch you do it because they think
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: you need help. And it's not something that I even
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: I don't even.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: Know if they realize they're doing it.
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: Like at this point, I think it's such second nature
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: for certain men to do that that I don't even
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: know if they realize. And while some women may appreciate it,
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: I think it's extremely insulting that you just, without being asked,
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: think you need to stand there with your arms crossed
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: and even take your hand and smack my car when
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: I'm in the spot that I need to go in,
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: or thumbs up and tell me yeah yeah. And for me,
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: it's like once I noticed something, I can't like unsee it,
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: and it kind of triggers me a little more. And
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: it's just it's just something about being in the female experience,
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: like they just think that we need their help and
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: we don't.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: And if you think you're being helpful, you're not.
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: Because I think there's a difference between seeing someone that's
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: actually in distress and then assuming that someone can't do
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: something so I need to do it for them.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: That's too different.
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: Things correct, correct, and it makes me more nervous when
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: you see in their Yeah.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: No one likes to watch when they're doing when they're
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: working or doing something hard.
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: No, I get flustered, like whatever, and it's it's it's
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: my car. You don't own this lot. It's not your car.
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: You're just fucking doing this. So we have a very
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: crazy garage at our at our workplace. I I fucking
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: hate it and it's really tight. And sometimes if a
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: car that's a little bit too big parks in like
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: a smaller spot, then when you go to back out
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: like you're you're going a little ford, a little backward,
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: a little fort and you'll get there.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: But it's like I can't.
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: Even park on the side that you park on sometimes,
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: like I'll see what side you but I'm like, girl,
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: I can't do that.
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I think I'm done because floor I should because.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: On touch right, I know my part has been hit
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: in there.
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: Yeah, this the fucking pole because my car has been hit.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: I've gotten too close to a pole.
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: And then it was the one with like the thing
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: that protects the wires, so then that's fucking scrap.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: But I like, I just I hate it. Anyways.
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: So I was pulling out of a spot the other
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: day and a car that probably shouldn't have been parked
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: behind me was behind me, and yes, it was gonna
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: be a very like an inch and inch an inch
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: and inch, but I got it.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: So our parking attendant, who I already have beef with
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: because he gives month solicited advice, which is another one
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: of my least favorite things. Yes, I think I've mentioned
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: to you before me. Yeah he's not he's not from here,
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: And I honestly think it might be like a culture
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: thing like the way that he views and speaks to women,
- 1:10:33Speaker 4: which I don't take kindly to. And I'm not gonna
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: say where, but I just think it just seems like
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: that's what's going on. And so I was going forward,
- 1:10:43Speaker 4: going back, going forward, going back, and he comes over
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: to my car and just stands in the fucking pose
- 1:10:49Speaker 4: and starts looking and like in the past he's told me,
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: you know, the food I was carrying isn't good for me.
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: I rushed through life like he just is always coming
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: at me, and it's like I just want one. And
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: so we started seeing. So I rolled down my window
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: and I'm like, hey, what's up, like just saying hi,
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: because like I've got this buddy, and he's like, go ahead.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, no, I'm good, I got it.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: Don't worry. It's just a tight spot. I'll be out
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: of here quickly.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: And he was like, no, go ahead, and I was like, oh,
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: I like my car.
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: My car.
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: The way it works is if the seat vibrates if
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: I get too close to something. So I was like, no,
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: I've got the sensor, and he goes, no, that's not
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: how the sensor works.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: It doesn't work that way.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: Oh, and I'm like, you don't know my car ser right.
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: I'm like, I just got this car last year, like
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: it does work that way, like I don't. But I
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: didn't get into it with him, and I was like, no,
- 1:11:40Speaker 4: mine does. I'll be okay, thank you. I appreciate you.
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: He goes to me, oh, you're independent woman, and I
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: was like what And he goes, you're an independent woman,
- 1:11:49Speaker 4: aren't you, And I literally like aggressively and I and
- 1:11:52Speaker 4: I very calmly. I didn't pop off. I said, I'm sorry.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: I don't know what that has to do with anything.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: I just was letting you know that I've got it
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: and I appreciate you. Come over to help, but I've
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: got it. And he fucking storms off and I cry
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: because I'm like, I.
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: Don't want to get into an altercation with someone, but like.
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: I don't know, and it maybe maybe you know, my
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: boyfriend's like, oh, maybe he doesn't want you to hit
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: another car or whatever. If they cared about that, then
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: my car wouldn't have a huge fucking debt in the
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: side of it.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Like it was.
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: I was not going to hit another car. I was
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: being extremely careful and maybe I took out out some
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: like or I didn't. I wasn't rude, but just maybe
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: it was just it happening so much over the course
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: of my life that I was just frustrated.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: And I think that the fat dudes like.
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: That are just hard headed enough that they may need
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: a uh reminder like that to be like, okay, step off.
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: I just felt like I'm being kind, I'm being polite,
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: I'm taking a deep breath.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: I have no attitude. I just I just told you,
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: I'm okay. I don't know.
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: It was just the way that, like how aggressive and
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: angry he got after I told him that, And that
- 1:12:55Speaker 4: was my crash out because I did cry because I
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: I don't like to be in conflict with people, and
- 1:12:59Speaker 4: I don't don't want a man to yell at me
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: because I'm okay, and don't like need you to watch
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: me back out of a space, and I certainly don't
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: need you to tell me how my car works.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: Yeah, explain that to me.
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: I didn't hit a car, I got out fine, but
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: he stormed off and now he gives me dirty looks, so.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: I could actually use some help and he never comes
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: and helps me.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: Well, why do you think that is?
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: Why do you think but in some good news, Mike
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: is learning how to do paintless didn't removal, so that's good.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: One of his little neighbors at the shop are he's
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: a he's been hanging out over there.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Learn how to do it.
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: I do need you to take my car for me,
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: and it's okay. If he doesn't want to paint it,
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: I'll get a paint elsewhere. But we need we need
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: the dents out of my car that has now it
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: was brand new and ben ruined from the garage.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: But I'm the problem, you, sir, for doing your job.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: So yeah, so that was my crash out and you know,
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: don't do that.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: Don't do that. No man's plaining. Please be better, please
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: all two straight men that listen to.
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: This, Yeah, we're watching you.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's it all right, bye bye