Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Abandoner

Transcript

Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Abandoner · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douyoway
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: dot com or call eight hundred do.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: You y Away.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: In today's phone Tap, a supervisor from a pretty big
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: online retail chain contacted us wanting to play a prank
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: on one of his employees because the other day he
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: spotted him at the grocery store while he was leaving
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: and noticed he didn't return his shopping cart.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: People.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: I know it's a big deal for some people, and
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: it's been a hot issue on social media lately. So
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: we're gonna pretend that we're calling from the grocery store
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: and we're going to turn up the heat. You're gonna
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: find out how in your phone tap right now.
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: Any Hello, Hi, I'm calling from Foods Market.
• 0:57
  Speaker 5: I'm looking for Daniel Fitz.
• 1:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is him.
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: I'm with a customer care division. My name is Sue,
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: Sue Flay. You need to write that down. That's Flay.
• 1:09
  Speaker 6: Uh okay, I can't write that down right now. Because
• 1:12
  Speaker 6: I'm in the car.
• 1:13
  Speaker 5: I bet you're inconvenienced right now. Figures what is this about?
• 1:19
  Speaker 5: So the other day you were.
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: Shopping at our store and one of our surveillance cameras
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: caught you not returning your shopping cart?
• 1:26
  Speaker 6: Uh, not returning my shopping cart?
• 1:29
  Speaker 5: Are you just repeating what I said? Do not get it? Maybe?
• 1:32
  Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
• 1:34
  Speaker 6: I'm not really sure why there's attitude here because you're
• 1:38
  Speaker 6: asking me about something that I don't remember.
• 1:41
  Speaker 5: Don't even remember. Huh.
• 1:43
  Speaker 6: Maybe I was late or busy or something, but I
• 1:45
  Speaker 6: didn't realize this was something.
• 1:48
  Speaker 5: That writing that down. Let me take a note here.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: He was late, so doesn't care about anybody but himself.
• 1:59
  Speaker 6: Am I in trouble or something because I didn't return
• 2:02
  Speaker 6: my shopping cart? That's kind of a little bit much,
• 2:05
  Speaker 6: don't you think.
• 2:05
  Speaker 7: Well, legally you can't go to jail for it, but
• 2:09
  Speaker 7: I would love to see a scumbag like you serve
• 2:11
  Speaker 7: time for something so careless.
• 2:13
  Speaker 6: I would Oh, whoa, I think maybe that's a little
• 2:17
  Speaker 6: bit far.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, do you know do you have any idea
• 2:22
  Speaker 4: what happens to carts that go unreturned?
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 2:25
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure you pay people to pick them up,
• 2:27
  Speaker 6: and we do.
• 2:28
  Speaker 5: But you know what, they don't want to do that.
• 2:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, but that's their job. That's not my problem.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: Why why get you here?
• 2:37
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 2:41
  Speaker 6: What is happening right, Rory?
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: I got the guy the one who ended your shopping
• 2:46
  Speaker 4: cart career on the phone with us.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: Is this? Is this the guy who broke log?
• 2:53
  Speaker 5: Do you understand him?
• 2:55
  Speaker 7: Hear that?
• 2:56
  Speaker 5: And that's when he tripped and fell in the parking lot.
• 3:00
  Speaker 6: I don't really understand what you're the bad court man?
• 3:06
  Speaker 7: What Rory is normally playing on his phone all day
• 3:09
  Speaker 7: at the store?
• 3:09
  Speaker 5: But how to get your cart?
• 3:11
  Speaker 6: Okay, but that's that's their job.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: That's and then i'd trip my tooth.
• 3:16
  Speaker 6: Are we done with this phone call? Because it sounds
• 3:19
  Speaker 6: to me like some guy whose job it is to
• 3:21
  Speaker 6: return carts just tripped and fell.
• 3:24
  Speaker 7: And the big problem is the fifteen thousand dollars worth
• 3:27
  Speaker 7: of dental work Rory has to get done.
• 3:29
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: You need to pay for my mouth.
• 3:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not paying for that.
• 3:34
  Speaker 5: Oh no you're not.
• 3:36
  Speaker 7: We're just gonna take it right out of Rory's check.
• 3:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's not fair.
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not gonna be able to afford rent for
• 3:44
  Speaker 4: probably six months.
• 3:45
  Speaker 7: To a year.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: But oh my god, a big deal, right, colonel? Would
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: you what?
• 3:51
  Speaker 5: Rory stop trying to move in with our customers.
• 3:53
  Speaker 6: Okay, I feel bad for Rory, but you do you
• 3:57
  Speaker 6: feel so bad? Okay, enough the sarcasm. I need to go. Okay,
• 4:02
  Speaker 6: so do I.
• 4:03
  Speaker 5: But we're down a cart person.
• 4:05
  Speaker 4: So we contacted your boss and told him about the situation.
• 4:08
  Speaker 5: What yeah, wait, what Terry? You know him? Your boss?
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 4:14
  Speaker 6: Wait, you talked to him?
• 4:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said that you could fill in as our
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: cartboy for two weeks instead of taking your vacation vacation.
• 4:23
  Speaker 5: What isn't that fun?
• 4:25
  Speaker 4: Just you a little reflective vest out in our parking lot.
• 4:29
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe then you'll finally understand what it means to just
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: leave a cart behind. I hope you have good dental insurance.
• 4:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so Terry told you that I have to work
• 4:41
  Speaker 6: at foods for two weeks.
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's either that or you can just agree to
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: be prank phone called on the radio, What caesir, which
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: one do you like better?
• 4:51
  Speaker 6: Are you? Are you serious right now? Are you serious?
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: Right now?
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: This is actually broke from the radio show brook At
• 4:59
  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap audio.
• 5:02
  Speaker 6: Hell, are you serious?
• 5:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, your boss said that he actually saw you at
• 5:07
  Speaker 7: Whole Foods one day and noticed that you.
• 5:10
  Speaker 5: Did not return your cart.
• 5:11
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 5:12
  Speaker 4: Oh so you're cool filling in for Rory then, Yeah,
• 5:15
  Speaker 4: that's what it sounds like.
• 5:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be right there. Oh or Rory, I'm still here.
• 5:23
  Speaker 5: Seriously, don't be that guy.
• 5:24
  Speaker 7: Return your cart, dude, Yeah, Rory says, return your car.
• 5:30
  Speaker 6: I will for the rest of my life, I promise.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning,