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Phone Tap: Do You Know Hank's Hardware? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: In our never ending quest to be annoying to people
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  Speaker 3: over the phone, we put a challenge forward to our
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  Speaker 3: own Brook Fox and told her to call a major
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  Speaker 3: retailer and ask for directions to another competing business. And
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  Speaker 3: then when the person refuses or doesn't know, then you
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  Speaker 3: give them the directions.
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  Speaker 1: Okay to me, even though they never asked.
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  Speaker 3: It'll prove the point that you are the most annoying customer.
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  Speaker 3: That's when you win the prank battle. So best of
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  Speaker 3: luck to Brook. We'll see how quickly she can get
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  Speaker 3: under this guy's skin. In your phone tap right now, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Another thank you for calling home. We're doers, get more done.
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  Speaker 4: This is Blake, How gonna help you?
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  Speaker 5: Hi, Blake? This is Pam Puffer. I was just in your.
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  Speaker 4: Store earlier, all right, not gonna help you?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I just drove off and I forgot to ask
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  Speaker 5: for directions.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know where Hank's Hardware is?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: You don't.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've never heard of Hank's Hardware.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know where Hank's is?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 4: No? Is there something?
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  Speaker 2: No, get a pin, I just write this down. So
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  Speaker 2: from your store, you're going to take a left out
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  Speaker 2: of the parking lot and then go about five blocks
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  Speaker 2: and you'll hit one hundred and thirtieth Street and then
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  Speaker 2: you'll turn right at the Chevron.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, gas station.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's going on here? Why are you giving
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  Speaker 4: directions to another hardware store.
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  Speaker 5: It's not just.
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  Speaker 2: Any hardware store, it's Hank's. So once you're at the Chevron,
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  Speaker 2: are we there? Okay, you're going to continue about five
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  Speaker 2: hundred feet and then you'll see a side street fifty
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  Speaker 2: six I think, but it'll be on the left and
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  Speaker 2: then right next to the Thai restaurant Tyronosaurus Bites, funny name.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, why are you telling me this?
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm helping you. You didn't know where Hanks was?
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  Speaker 4: What I gathered that I totally I'm with you up
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  Speaker 4: to that point. Great, Why do I know where Hanks is? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Everyone should know.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great little shot So do you need any
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  Speaker 2: other help with the directions or do.
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  Speaker 5: You think you got it?
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  Speaker 4: No? I think I think I'm good. It's you know,
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  Speaker 4: right at the chefron and look for the Thai restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah great, you know. Hopefully I was helpful.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were great. Is there anything else I could
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  Speaker 4: do for you?
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  Speaker 5: No, that's it. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 4: By thanks calling. We're doing get more done. This is Blake.
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  Speaker 4: How can I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Blake, it's Pam again. Remember I called a few minutes ago?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Hank's place?
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  Speaker 5: You remembered. I guess what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm at Hank's Hardware right now.
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  Speaker 4: Nice you found it.
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  Speaker 5: I have the funniest story to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Ah No, that's all right. I'm sorry. I've got yes silly.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna love this because when I got here, I
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  Speaker 2: actually met Hank himself.
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  Speaker 5: And I told him about our conversation. And he can't
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  Speaker 5: believe you don't know where his story is because you're
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  Speaker 5: not that far. I mean you're only about a mile
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  Speaker 5: and a half away.
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  Speaker 4: Did you give him directions with how? Well?
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  Speaker 2: It's funny you say that because I asked Hank, I said,
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  Speaker 2: do you know where the home boy is?
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  Speaker 5: Because this nice guy named Blake works there. And guess
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  Speaker 5: what he said.
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  Speaker 4: I'm guessing he know exactly where.
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  Speaker 5: That's the crazy part. He didn't. He didn't know you either.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So I told YEP, I told.
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  Speaker 2: Him, when he leaves that driveway at Hank's Hardware, he
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  Speaker 2: needs to take a rite drive about five hundred feet down.
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  Speaker 5: Fifty sixth Street. I did confirm that is the street.
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  Speaker 4: And then he's gonna say, lady Pam, was it, Pam?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really don't need directions with the store that
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  Speaker 4: I'm alread yet. I'm already.
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  Speaker 5: I don't need to interrupt. But are you grumpy?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a little perturbed. I'll go with perturbed.
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  Speaker 2: Do you need like a cup of coffee to perk
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  Speaker 2: you up? Because there's this great place called Daisy's Brew
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  Speaker 2: Do you.
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  Speaker 5: Want to know where it is?
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  Speaker 4: You know what? You're not going to do this to
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  Speaker 4: make him all right. You're not gonna give me a where.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna be like reeling off three minutes of directions
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  Speaker 4: because I already know where it is. Okay, I've been there.
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  Speaker 5: You know where Daisy's is?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 5: That is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That's the funniest story yet because I just made Daisy's up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it doesn't even exist, because this is
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  Speaker 2: all just a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because this is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Your coworkers set you up for a phone tub.
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  Speaker 4: Great, Great, because I have nothing better to do.
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  Speaker 2: It my job. Dan wants to say, Hey, you're doing
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  Speaker 2: a good job dealing with all the crazies at work.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, the type of people I deal with
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  Speaker 4: from day to day. This was not out of the
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  Speaker 4: realm of possibilities. The tank even really exists. Is that
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  Speaker 4: Is that a real place or this whole thing it's
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  Speaker 4: completely fabricated.
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  Speaker 5: No, you should go. You should check it out. Just
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  Speaker 5: go take a write.
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  Speaker 2: Then you're going to see the side street fifty six, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and then and then the tie place is going to
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  Speaker 2: be remember right there on your right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh I get it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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